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atomic punk
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wasn't one of Wonder Woman's powers that anyone she lassoed had to tell the truth?



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I thought she sat on your face and squeezed you with her thighs until you told the truth.



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
History of Wonder Woman

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How's that working out for you, being clever?

Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What power to give a woman superhero?

flight, strength, x-ray vision?

No, give her the power to make men tell the truth because we all know this: ALL MEN LIE.

And they pretty much just lie to women.



Hey, if you don't want me to lie, don't ask stupid questions.







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Grumpy
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
okay I'm back . Don't everyone cheer at the same time.

Animal - Bald Eagle. Majestic, beautiful, nurturing and a hunter. No natural enemies except MAN. Like Atomic, the whole freedom and flight thing seems great. In San-Fransisco they have a new coaster that you lay down in and you ride it upside down on your back so it's like you're flying (ala superman).





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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sloats...Shhhhh you're gonna ruen it!





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Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
[william shatner voice]too......many......meetings.....can't....stand....it[/william shatner voice]

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
[William Shatner Voice]My -- beautiful -- wife's -- at -- the -- bottom -- of -- the -- pool[/William Shatner Voice]

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Ronreddog
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Who the F are you kidding Grumps, you have to be a pig! lol

Well, since I am already a dog, I would come back as a bird. Gotta love birds, they go anywhere, and shit wherever they please! ;)


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Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
so ron dogs don't shit where they want to....you should see the sidewalks here in Yonkers...


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey TTB, I dont think thats from dogs...



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
God, there's still 3 hours left to the day. I just want to go home and go back to bed. I have no energy today.


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Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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quote:

there's still 3 hours left to the day



bzzzz...wrong...try again dumbass...LOL...only 1 hour 25 minutes here...woohoo!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

only 1 hour 25 minutes here...woohoo!


Hold it there, mister, before you start bragging, just remember that I get to wake up at almost 8AM...what time do you have to be at work? :)


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The post lunch work day drags......

Okay, what's the biggest lie you've ever had to tell and why?

Of course, I've never lied in my entire life...;)


I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

what time do you have to be at work?



Now Spit...don't be that way...I can get to work anywhere from 7:15 to 9:45. Yes, I choose to get to work at 7:15 because it makes my commute a HELL of a lot easier :-) Plus, my day ends a whole lot earlier.

Downside....means getting up at 5 every effin day :-(

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I honestly don't think I've told any huge, gigantic lies...except probably to get out of trouble with my parents in high school

BUT, I am pretty much the queen of bullshit, can get out of doing anything I don't want to do with a kick-ass excuse


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Okay, what's the biggest lie you've ever had to tell and why?


wow i wonder how some will answer this one...things that make you go hmmmmm




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DreamWeaver
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I am sure I have you all beat.... 7am to 5pm - 6 days a week..woo hoo!!!!!

quote:

wow i wonder how some will answer this one



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atomic punk
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Okay, what's the biggest lie you've ever had to tell and why?


That I didn't kill Ron and Nicole in a bloody rage. No wait, that was the biggest lie I've ever heard. My mistake.



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My older brother and I convinced a bartender that I, at 19 and looking closer to 12, was the older brother of 30 and should able to drink. The bartender told me I looked so young for my age. I said thanks.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I think it would be when I told Grampa Joe that I found the golden ticket in my Wonka bar when I didn't.....just to see him smile again :-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Dan
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I'm leaving work now, if it makes you all feel better...

My life is a lie....

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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
biggest lie, i think the whole "oops i didn't mean to stick it in" back in the HS days was always a pretty bad one....i never did that one..i swear ;)

heyladiladi
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

My life is a lie....


Ouch




How's that working out for you, being clever?



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