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Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome to the opening round of the Opie & Anthony Ultimate Comedian Tournament!

Here we will vote over the next 4 weeks to crown who you, the fans of the O&A show think is the best comedian who appears on their show.

The rules are the same as for the Ultimate Reject Tournament, but if you didn't take part in that I will go over them again. You are to vote only once per round, per bracket. If you did it right you should have 8 comedians picked. It's pretty self-explanatory once you see the full brackets, but if you have any questions feel free to ask and I'll try to answer them.
At the end of Round 1 (between 11 pm Friday - 12 am Saturday) I will lock the thread and then tally the votes. The results will then be posted in the Round 2 thread (between 11 pm Sunday - 12 am Monday). Then the fun will begin all over again.

If the previous tournament is any indication, then hopefully this one should be a success. Okay, enough of the yapping and on to the brackets.



My votes:
Jim Breuer
Jeff Norris
Brian Regan (surprise)
Pablo Francisco
Jay Mohr
Stephen Lynch
Otto & George
Andrew "Dice" Clay




Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.

NJshawn
I've Never Heard Better than Eddie Vedder!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Jim Breuer
Vos
Frank Caliendo
Lewis Black
Jay Mohr
Lynch
Adam Ferrara
Dice

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
breuer, norris, regan, black, mohr, lynch, otto and george, clay





My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
George (Otto sucks) :D
Dice



ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Breuer, Vos, Regan, Black, Mohr, Lynch, Ferrara, Cantone


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

This message was edited by Danked on 3-20-02 @ 8:52 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan (cause it's easier to spell)
Francisco
Valby (Screw Mohr)
Lynch
Ferrara (What a talent! *wink wink nudge nudge*)
Dice (DUH!!)


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
Hi Fez!!! I see you too!!! Suck it! You Tvat!!
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Breuer Mohr
Norris Lynch
Regan Otto&George
Black Cantone


Shit-storms are created in my wake!!
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Breuer, Vos, Regan, Black, Mohr, Lynch, Otto and Cantone.

:rolleyes::):D


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Valby
Mencia
Ferrara
Cantone


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?



This message was edited by Tequila on 3-18-02 @ 10:14 PM
prototype
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Jim Breuer
Vos
Regan
black
Mohr
Lynch
otto
Clay

USA
Bin Laden is a dead man
Free Northern Ireland
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Breuer
Norris
Regan
Black
Mohr
Mencia
Otto
Mario Cantone

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$ and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail
You're the Man Now Dog

Victim of the System...3.5 Months

M-ACE
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Ur-Quan Dreadnought Commander
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Breuer
Vos
Brian Regan
Lewis Black
Jay Mohr
Stephen Lynch
Otto & George
"Dice"


www.centralwow.com - AIM: wow mace
or click on my sig for fun
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
denicola
valby
norris
lynch
regan
otto
lewis
mario



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Breuer, Vos, Regan, Black, Mohr, Lynch, Otto&George, Dice

-> How did to zeros like Vos and Norris get paired up in the first round, thats like two 16 seeds head to head



Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE
Cluster F
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
breuer, vos, regan, francisco (sleeper, but why he is against Lewis Black is beyond me), mohr, lynch, ferrara, Dice

AIM: GMoneyBagz

Crack Committee - 2002 Objectives Are Coming

Go Knicks, Giants, Rangers, and the 2002 World Champs: New York Mets

Long Live Psycho Bitch

This message was edited by Cluster F on 3-18-02 @ 10:33 PM
f-boston
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01

  • Breuer
  • Vos
  • Caliendo
  • Black
  • Mohr
  • Lynch
  • Ferrara
  • Boogaloo I'm over here now


FUCK Boston, and Anti-American hippies
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
bruer
vos
caliendo
lewis black
mohr
lynch
otto&george
dice


See you space cowboy...

Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience...
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Breuer
Norris
Regan
Black
Mohr
Mencia
Ferrara
Cantone

*****

There are two types of people on this board... those who can read this and those who can't...
*****
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Valbi
Lynch
Ferrara
Dice



I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Skeet Slambone
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Jim Bruer
Rich Vos
Frank Caliendo
Lewis Black

Jay Mohr
Carlos Mencia
Otto & George
Dice (curse you froy for putting Mario Cantone against him in round 1)

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
denicola
vos
regan
black
mohr
lynch
otto
cantone



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
SHENNAIGANS!!!!!!!!!11;)


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?



This message was edited by Tequila on 3-18-02 @ 10:29 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Dice (curse you froy for putting Mario Cantone against him in round 1)



I didn't make the brackets, Flock did. I only made one change in them, and that was to pit Vos against Norris.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto & George
Cantone


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto & George
Mario


Should be interesting :)




I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM




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