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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 2:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
the redheads I like are NOT ugly


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday January 8- CBS: JAG<, GUardian, Amy- all new...NBC: Imagine that (Hank Azaria show premiere), THree Sisters, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s show (NEW), Undeclared (NEW), Undeclared (NEW)...ABC: Dharma, Spin, NYPD (all new)...UPN: NEW Buffy, Hughles/One on one Repeat...WB: Gilmore/Smallville repet
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 2:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
how many people does it take to put pants on?
PANTHER WHERES THE CAMERA?!??!?!
oh shit its amy fisher! or gene simmons
whats the words to special olympics?
singing to pass the time away
these sunglasses make me look cool, who cares if its dark out
i cant walk in these shoes
DONT POKE MY EYE OUT!!!!!

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 1-8-02 @ 2:53 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 5:53 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
there's nothing like a nekkid guy in new shoes :)



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Becky, do you spit, swallow or blow it out the window?


I think my bush outside the front door is dead???

Oh btw Alkey..can I borrow a sock???

and Bob says hi **listens to Alkeys ear** yeah..I can really hear the ocean :)





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"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"



This message was edited by *~*BeckyDC*~* on 1-8-02 @ 11:23 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Jack and Austin!


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursdy Jan 10- CBS: 8-10 Survivor Africa finale, 11- Gumble special...NBC: Friends (new), Will (R), Will (new), Shoot (new), ER(new)...FOX: 2 Hour of Family Guy (Repeats all)...HBO: Bedazzled....ABC: Figure Skating...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Angel (R), Charmed (R)...
Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
"Hey there, Nice Snatch!"

"Grk owes everyone a blow job at the next board party."


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
The Majestic Chest Hair


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursdy Jan 10- CBS: 8-10 Survivor Africa finale, 11- Gumble special...NBC: Friends (new), Will (R), Will (new), Shoot (new), ER(new)...FOX: 2 Hour of Family Guy (Repeats all)...HBO: Bedazzled....ABC: Figure Skating...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Angel (R), Charmed (R)...
njstrawberry
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
South Carolina....I've never been so proud to be from New Jersey.



Proud founder of the K.G.B. - Kinky Gorgeous Bifemales
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

"Grk owes everyone a blow job at the next board party."


I missed something in chat, didn't I?





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I missed something in chat, didn't I?
Now you know how I feel reading most of this thread. Ah hah hah, too bad Mr. Alkey, you know you could have gotten in last night through a different way.



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursdy Jan 10- CBS: 8-10 Survivor Africa finale, 11- Gumble special...NBC: Friends (new), Will (R), Will (new), Shoot (new), ER(new)...FOX: 2 Hour of Family Guy (Repeats all)...HBO: Bedazzled....ABC: Figure Skating...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Angel (R), Charmed (R)...
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
hey ikea, how bout that threes company

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
fatty chopped meat
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
how long is a chinaman?

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Amy, remember the fly on Jack's nose. And the "That's ok"


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Friday Jan 11: CBS: Raymond (repeat), Ellen (new), Life (new), 48 Hous (new)...NBC: Providence (new), Dateline (new), SVU (new)...FOX: Dark Angel (new), 24 (repeat)...HBO: Six Feet Under Marathon 8-1...ABC: Home Video (repeat), Oce and Again (new), Vanished (R)...UPN: How Stella Got her groove back...TNT: Analyze This...USA: 9- Tommy Boy...IFC: 9:45- Barton Fink...Encore: 10- Full Metal Jacket...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey, you know you could have gotten in last night through a different way.


What was wrong with taking the elevator to the 10th floor?





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Yeah..I'm ok with that ;)





AIM | E-Mail Me




"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 2:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
hey ree
YOU FUCING COW FUCKING, PENIS KING

im not a raging lesbian, rooster licking is ok
BUT MY NAME IS NOT GAYME

i am half a brain though

and 127 BEATS YOUR ASS

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 3:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Hey Anus Amy,

I beat your 127 the first time, WNEW's Gayme.

BOW BEFORE THE PENIS KING, for I am the Cow ffer, a seashell's bitch, and the cunt flicker!! Mr. 's' didn't do too well, SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!

MY BACK HAS BEEN RAKED WITH NAILS... but it was the coolest feeling in the world.

I love you, babe... we had an amazing time... NOT YOU GAYME. Crazy raging lezbo. =)



"Close your eyes girl... look inside them... let the sound take you away!" - Magic Carpet Ride, Steppenwolf
Electronic Mail? Ree@opieanthony.com

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, I love my Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

im not a raging lesbian


Sims... you are in Sim world... stop fucking me.

~*~*~
nail scratching is good eh? i made you blllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
~*~*~
Ree, why did we leave using the back door
~*~*~
PING PONG DAMNIT!
~*~*~
"I have to show you these files..."
~*~*~
How much do you think he paid for the Asian chick?
~*~*~
"I SHALL BE CUNT BITER!"
~*~*~
Shelle = Giddy
~*~*~
Amy, whats gonna happen to our sing-a-longs? I no longer have my half a brain
~*~*~
That Mexican guy at the bowling alley really liked me
~*~*~
Why do Jewish people still have Christmas Lights Up?
~*~*~
Ooof! CLANG CLANG! NOOO STOP ANGEL STOP! ((Amys Party Callback))
~*~*~
Do you know where we can find a wacky horn
~*~*~
Stop calling me Stinkie Binkie.


Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
dammit
ur the one whos the lesbo!
I HAVE WITNESSES!!!!!!!!!

and ree, dont mind the few extra white sploches on your ping pong table, me and brodie couldnt help ourselves

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 3:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Do I need to start another thread called "DISGUSTING PERSONAL STUFF ONLY!!11!!?"




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

"DISGUSTING PERSONAL STUFF ONLY!!11!!?"


Blow it out the window, Alkey





AIM | E-Mail Me




"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Just because the ping pong table has white balls bouncing on it all the time, does not mean you can defile it with your lesbianic activities. And not for a second do I believe Senor Brodieboochies. Take your Lez rage elsewhere, not to my GOD DAMN PING PONG TABLE!!! And NO, it's ping pong, not play with my ding dong. I had to go upstairs and translate ancient heiroglyphs, that's why I was up there with that monkey for so long.



"Close your eyes girl... look inside them... let the sound take you away!" - Magic Carpet Ride, Steppenwolf
Electronic Mail? Ree@opieanthony.com

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, I love my Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.


This message was edited by Ree on 1-14-02 @ 1:23 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Amy -- you have no proof... I have no idea what you're talking about; and stop chasing me around bowling alleys in BOOOOOOOOOOOONTON ... people may start talking about the Lesbo chasing the hot Hetero. ((HAHAHAHA))

I'm gay

Ree-- I'm not a monkey, I'm not Stinkie Binkie, and where'd you get those scratches? :p


Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
IrishAlkey = John Cusack

***
Maybe she would have believed you if Anthony smiled over the phone
***
Attacked by Sam the Giant WonderDog = Funny
***
I wanna pupppppppppieeeeee!


Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
njstrawberry
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Where are the safety pins?

Just put your head back and sit still. DON'T MOVE!






Proud founder of the K.G.B. - Kinky Gorgeous Bifemales


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