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njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:32 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Alkey has $400. Where's a stripper?


Don't make fun of AlkeylawroOoOoOo. He's Privileged.


Happy Holidays!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:33 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I have $20 to spend. When's the next board party?


Is that why Froy is always carrying around that guitar case, to hold all our money?

And Berry, I'll give ya 50 bux for the footage of me and the stripper.






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:36 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
And Berry, I'll give ya 50 bux for the footage of me and the stripper.


Ants is standing on it.


Happy Holidays!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:38 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
HAHA Classic...um huh????


Hey Sleeper, Matt Damon called, he wants his hair back.






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
OA.coms Official Linda Tripp

Wait, that's a reference to recording phone conversations, right?

quote:
TRICKY DICK

This one's easy. Richard Nixon was also known as "Tricky Dick". He got busted because of a recorded conversation right? Oh, and he was a politician, like somebody we know. Wasn't something about lying?

quote:
Lie detectors do not come with my posts.

My guess is that this implies that you would need one to know when it's bullshit. I'd imagine Blind Dave could see the bullshit with this one though.

quote:
Look out, the walls have ears!

I don't really get this one. But it has "ears" in it, so it must concern alkey.

wow your status has more inside jokes than this thread.


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think RapeFantasizer should come out with her own line of Christmas hats.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:40 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
don't you mean leo?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Hey Sleeper, Matt Damon called, he wants his hair back.


Ok, I get that. The Fonz called, he wants your jacket back.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:42 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yay 2002...not just a joke....a fact. ;)


Happy Holidays!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:46 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
How many vowels does one person fukin need in their name!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:48 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
wow your status has more inside jokes than this thread.


You realize that $20 can give you more material than that.



Happy Holidays!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
for kid, i know, i already posted it in music, but it fits, (merely as an observation):

The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies

The words are so familiar-
all the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this


If you don't make a friend now
One might make you
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies


Don't look so surprised
Happy birthday...fucker
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you


[Don't say you're not because you are]
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]


And all you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear you very best excuse
I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive


Your day has finally come-
So where the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.


This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it-
It's the gentle art of making enemies


I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole-
You may never see the light again


[There's always an easy way out]
[There's always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
[You need something wet in your mouth]


I never felt this much alive







"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:50 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Much like a southern diner, this thread is segregated. ;)




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
You realize that $20 can give you more material than that.

Or, I could just read all about it in every thread on the board.


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:50 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey, how 'bout them Cubans?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:55 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Alkey, how 'bout them Cubans?


In keeping with the spirit of this thread:

Tequila comment?


Happy Holidays!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:55 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i have to pee



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:58 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
i have to pee
Drank too many fridges from the beer?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:58 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
i have to pee


Are you sure you aren't feeling inadequate? ;)


Happy Holidays!
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
i have to pee

Don't you mean you have to 'toilet'?


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.



This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-24-01 @ 5:00 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:59 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i'm stalking faceman, psst, sleeper check the lotr thread

edit, no kid, that would be, i have to wee



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

This message was edited by crx girl on 12-24-01 @ 5:02 AM
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:03 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Is wee short for WC?


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Alkey, how 'bout them Cubans?



Å 

drown, drown, cuban drown, drown, cuban drown...






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:05 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Trish/Straw - Lavalawroooooo



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 5:07 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
does that count as a triple double?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com


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