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IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 01-21-2002 @ 2:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	IkeaBoy stole my name! "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Monday 1/21- CBS: Queens (repeat), Daer (repeat), Raymond (new), Becker (repeat)...NBC: Fear Factor, Third Watch, Crossning Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Millionare, Alien Resurrection...UPN: Black shows...WB: 7th Heavne (special episode about dirty muslims), Angel...

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hey Alkey, You've said too much. And I can't forget....Osama Bin Alkey Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:03 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	hey ree u penis fucking king get me those cinamin rolls ------ WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" God Bless America

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:21 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	FUCK CIRCLES WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" God Bless America

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	We hang out in BAARRRRRRS wait.. we cant say that Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. "Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened" "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"

**~BeckyDC~** Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:56 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AIM \| E-Mail Me "I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Sorry to all the Alkey-haters out there, but fuck you, I liked this thread. Alkey, "I ty". Rape, "You probably have a penis about 7 inches inside of you right now." Amy, you look so good when you lick cock. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã© O This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 2-14-02 @ 2:23 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:07 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ants- "Shoot me." Crazy foreign lady- "Don't talk to him, talk to me." Ants- "But, he's my brother." I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Rape, "Fuckin' Alkey... umm, well, I wasn't fucking Alkey, I meant, umm, uhh" Froy - "What are you doing with your pants leg rolled up, you're not black" Alkey - "What are you doing in a bar, you're not 21" *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã© O This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 2-13-02 @ 4:29 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:57 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	FTL is a dipshit. Not really a joke, I just felt like saying it. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Alkey, "Those fucking OREOlas are huge!" *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* é O

MrT	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 6:56 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	This message was edited by MrT on 2-13-02 @ 6:58 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:22 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	AntsInMyPants- the guy must be kosher. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Crack Hitler's penis is so big, it has its own penis, and even his penis's penis is bigger than my penis. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* é O

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:32 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Amy, I swear to god (ooh, i hope I didn't offend the jesus freak ;) ), you better get it out of your mom's house and over to your dad's. Ants - Love YA I LOVE THE MORON

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:34 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ants just renamed himself so he can attract more fine, Jewish ass...from this point on, please refer to him as DradleInMyPants. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:38 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Ants just renamed himself so he can attract more fine, Jewish ass...from this point on, please refer to him as DradleInMyPants. AreYouKiddingMe? I LOVE THE MORON

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:40 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Ants just renamed himself so he can attract more fine, Jewish ass...from this point on, please refer to him as DradleInMyPants. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AreYouKiddingMe? No, HebrewAlkey is serious. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* é O

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:46 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Is he the one and only who beat The Aids, ants? I LOVE THE MORON

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 2:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Alkey and I have embarked on a new career... *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã© O This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 3-28-02 @ 8:45 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	It's raining lox, hallelujah, it's raining lox... I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: It's raining lox, hallelujah, it's raining lox... The B-side of that record... Spin that funky dradle jew boy, Spin that funky dradle right, Spin that funky dradle jew boy, Get on your knees and spin that funky dradle til you die. *DISCLAIMER - I'm 1/4 Austrian and 1/4 Russian and have Jewish relatives, so go fuck yourself if you don't like the lyrics :)* *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* Ã© O This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 2-14-02 @ 4:58 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 5:01 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ummm, no need to change the lyrics... Disco Inferno . Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burnin'! . To my surprise, yes! One hundred stories high People gettin' loose yâ€™all gettin' down on the roof - Do you hear? (the folks are flaming)Folks were screamin' - out of control It was so entertainin' - when the boogie started to explode I heard somebody say . Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down Burnin'! . Satisfaction (uhu hu hu) came in the chain reaction (burnin') I couldn't get enough, (till I had to self-destroy) so I had to self destruct, (uhu hu hu) The heat was on (burninâ€™), rising to the top, huh! Everybody's goin' strong (uhu hu hu) And that is when my spark got hot I heard somebody say . Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down, yoh! Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down Burnin'! . Up above my head I hear music in the air - I hear music! That makes me know there's (somebody) a promise somewhere . Satisfaction came in a chain reaction - Do you hear? I couldn't get enough, so I had to self destruct, The heat was on, rising to the top Everybody's goin' strong That is when my spark got hot I heard somebody say . Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! (Aah yeah!) Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!, yeah! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down x2 Burninâ€™! . MUSIC TURN AROUND (12 bars) . I just can't stop When (till) my spark gets hot Just can't stop When my spark gets hot I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 10:19 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	GRK- hey frosty STOP STARING AT MY.... u like my ass dont you rubs ass stop thinking like me! ((theres too much)) MOOSEN- the lantern guy is mine bitch! av8er- im watching you BOOBIES! ike, fhslkd, austin, and hybrid- hey its mel, you guys coming to the mansion this weekend? ill have the plane pick you up ike, hows the model g/f austin my sexual chocolate, you my babys daddy WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 5:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: austin my sexual chocolate, you my babys daddy Gulp...fatherhood.. eep. You know I still love ya Mel. :) Listen while I load my gun He said to me Something 'bout a chosen one It's comin' back to me Watch him while I taste the sun He said to me Something 'bout a chosen one You'll never be....

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