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RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
How's your new box Silera?

The rooster does the running man.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Hey you, get on the bar, the fucker in the white shirt doesn't appreciate you.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 6:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
wow, how'd you keep your cock so tame?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
crack hitler
If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me.
Unofficail Ambassador of WOW
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 7:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
i think someone needs a shave :eek:


I love the Amy
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Eric, you can't tell me stuff like that, then I'm forced to stare, and god were you right, it was horrible.
Amy, will you tickle me with your cock feather?



I LOVE THE MORON
Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
1. What do you call a bunch of Japanese people in a car?



2. Why are Mexicans steering wheels so small?





3. What's the first thing a Mexican does to his 50 cent piece?

Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
1. The gooks of hazard.



2. That's as far as their hand cuffs will let them go.




3. He marries it.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 12:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Here's to celibacy.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 1:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey signguy, the topic is inside jokes only, not mexican jokes only :rolleyes:

oh, i got a booboo on my bum from the big wheel :(



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 3:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
They're still jokes.

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 3:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Signguy is a tool and I bet he has tussle-able hair.




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 13 and 4 and got their ass kicked Friday night.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 4:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

They're still jokes.
bah :mad:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
It's 5pm on Monday, do you know where your penis is?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

It's 5pm on Monday, do you know where your penis is?

Wherever it is, make sure it has a tuxedo.

You use your ass, I'll use my boobs, we'll make them see stars and birds.



I LOVE THE MORON
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
sut uu to you too ! :mad:



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
It's black, it's supposed to stretch.

Glad I found clean socks.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

sut uu to you too !


Sut uu before I sut uu for you!

quote:

Glad I found clean socks.



I had socks in the car, dumbass.
Try buying more than one pair of socks.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
If he hits my niece, I'm going Alkey-style on his ass, even if he's not a girl.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

RAPE:leg lift, head snap, skirt flip:


shoe fly?




Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Mr. Bitter strikes again.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Redemption Song

Old pirates yes they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I from the
Bottom less pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the almighty
We forward in this generation triumphantly
All I ever had is songs of freedom
Won't you help to sing these songs of freedom
Cause all I ever had redemption songs, redemption songs

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fulfill the book

Won't you help to sing, these songs of freedom
Cause all I ever had, redemption songs, redemption songs, redemption songs

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look
Yes some say it's just part of it
We've got to fulfill the book

Won't you help to sing, these songs of freedom
Cause all I ever had, redemption songs
All I ever had, redemption songs
These songs of freedom, songs of freedom




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-20-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
My dick itches.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 8:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

My dick itches

Did you catch the rash? Now don't be a 4 year old, stop scratching it.



I LOVE THE MORON
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Did you catch the rash? Now don't be a 4 year old, stop scratching it.



Not where I was going with it, but good fukin call!

Damn chicken-skinned bitch.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Not where I was going with it, but good fukin call!

See, sometimes I make teh funney. Well, sometimes.



I LOVE THE MORON


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