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OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hi, I'm page 16, and I'm an alcoholic


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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Whodda thought it made it to page 16?
What a waste of time!


"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
a is for apples

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
you're standing on my neck.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
b os for bobcat

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
To save money, harness the energy of the sun. Also, use coupons.


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HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
BANANA


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro

This message was edited by HyBriD on 3-4-02 @ 5:03 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
C is for the way you crap on me
U is cause youre ugly and so's your peach
N's for no i never told you that i railed your sister
T thanks for the hummers they were better than your mother's

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
It takes two to make a baby out of chicken parts.


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HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
 FLYING SQUIRRELS RULE


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
books are like TV for people who can't afford TV


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OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Double posting was started by Jews.


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This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-4-02 @ 5:22 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
marco!

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
pussy is like beer; even when it's bad it's good!

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
does double posting make baby jesus cry?

POLO!!!!


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro

This message was edited by HyBriD on 3-4-02 @ 5:25 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
[Seinfeld]Why does the vagina...smell like a fish?[/Seinfeld]



Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Did you know that Yoo-Hoo is made of dairy whey (which is a waste product of cheese manufacturing), dipotassium phosphate (which interferres with calcium absorption and increases the risk of osteoperosis), guar gum (which causes the shits by blocking your intestines), and cocoa processed with ptassium carbonate (which has causes brain tumors in lab animals.

It was invented in the 1920s and was advertised by Yankee catcher/Yoo-Hoo investor Yogi Berra in 1955.

In other Berra news, he's as stupid as he is ugly. Sorry I'm a Red Sox fan.


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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Oops, I quoted myself



Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

quote:
I mean oops I quoted myself quoting Seinfeld. I quoted myself quoting myself that I quoted myself quoting Seinfeld.



Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!

This message was edited by diceisgod on 3-4-02 @ 5:33 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
earmuff kickstand flapjack.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Don't make the mistake of citing "silent consent" in Contract Law as defense against a rape charge. Because, in fact there is no "silent consent" doctrine in Contract Law.

Trust me.


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Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Is that Pauly Shore? I had no idea he was still so popular. Thought he just disappeared after son-in-law.


mi ddle amer i ca !



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Squidward
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Beer is my friend.

OAAWITE
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
While working on an Australian ranch, Errol Flynn once castrated a ship with his teeth.


New Poster with a question? AIM me
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
what is this, murder she wrote?


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro


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