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| OAAWITE | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:17 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Okay all. How about a fun thing. Using full thoughts, try not to put down "e" at all throughout pg. 17. STARTING NOW.....  New Poster with a question? AIM me This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-4-02 @ 9:22 PM | ||||
| HsaWaknow G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | why da fuck is Boston Public not on and Berni fucking Black is I did a gweat whaaaat? | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | this is tuff it can't rain all the time | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:Gee willikers, that's a really swell idea. Do I have to add sarcasm tags to that, or did it come through ok? | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 9:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote:why da fuck is Boston Public not on and Berni fucking Black is That's not playing fair. Plus you still f'd up. Plus MYLTF is a dumb thing. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-4-02 @ 9:36 PM | ||||
| Squidward | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Trix are for kids. | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | What's a Nubian? | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: If I keep getting trashed, I guess I could quit and join under a new name. but that would be pretty lame. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 8:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: if youre worried about that than im sorry to be the one to tell you this but you already are pretty lame, so itll be nothing new WHATEVER FTL ------------------------------------------------------------  I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCAR | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 8:53 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Speaking of lame amy, Aren't you due to post 50 questions. 30 FU's and whine incessantly about being in the library? | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | i retract my previous statement. it can't rain all the time This message was edited by HyBriD on 3-5-02 @ 9:23 AM | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Hybrid, I personally like the MYLFT while I find amy to be a bore. Nice tough talk with a lady though. You must really be able to keep your bitches in line my man. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | hmm i dunno you and ken can bash me all you want, when it comes down to it, i dont care what anyone on this messageboard thinks, its just the internet, you on the other hand go and cry about everything that is said about you WHATEVER FTL ------------------------------------------------------------ I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCAR | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | dude, i have no problems whatsoever, but the constant complaining is getting annoying. enough is enough. it can't rain all the time | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | I have no problems with you Hybrid. Here I will post in the new spirit of this thread. Irish Spring is not from Ireland. | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | the keebler elves live in a tree in my yard. doesnt everyone feel better now? :D it can't rain all the time This message was edited by HyBriD on 3-5-02 @ 9:27 AM | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:58 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Are you sure that wasn't Grumpy? | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 11:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | I notice you're wearing your Class A appearance in dress uniform for court today. JESSEP (continuing) As are you, Lieutenant. KAFFEE Did you wear that uniform on the plane? ROSS Please the Court, is this dialogue relevant to anything in particular? KAFFEE The defense didn't have an opportunity to depose this witness, your honor. I'd ask the Court for a little latitude. RANDOLPH A very little latitude. KAFFEE Colonel? JESSEP I wore fatigues on the plane. KAFFEE And you brought your dress uniform with you. JESSEP Yes. KAFFEE And a toothbrush? A shaving kit? Change of underwear? ROSS Your honor. KAFFEE (to ROSS) Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security? RANDOLPH Gentlemen. (to KAFFEE) You better get somewhere fast with this, Lieutenant. KAFFEE Yes sir. Colonel? JESSEP I brought a change of clothes and some personal items. KAFFEE Thank you. KAFFEE gets a document from his table. KAFFEE (continuing) After Dawson and Downey's arrest on the night of the sixth, Santiago's barracks room was sealed off and its contents inventoried. (reading) Pairs of camouflage pants, 6 camouflage shirts, 2 pairs of boots, 1 pair of brown shoes, 1 pair of tennis shoes, 8 khaki tee- shirts, 2 belts, 1 sweater-- ROSS Please the Court, is there a question anywhere in our future? RANDOLPH Lt. Kaffee, I have to-- KAFFEE I'm wondering why Santiago wasn't packed. That landed. On the JURY, RANDOLPH, ROSS ... KAFFEE (continuing) I'll tell you what, we'll get back to that one in a minute. JO hands KAFFEE the computer printout. KAFFEE (continuing) This is a record of all telephone calls made from your base in the past 24 hours. After being subpoenaed to Washington, you made three calls. Handinq Jessep the printout-- KAFFEE (continuing) I've highlighted those calls in yellow. Do you recognize those numbers? JESSEP I called Colonel Fitzhuqhes in Quantico, Va. I wanted to let him know I'd be in town. The second call was to set up a meeting with Congressman Ramond of the House Armed Services Comittee, and the third call was to my sister Elizabeth. KAFFEE Why did you make that call, sir? JESSEP I thought she might like to have dinner tonight. ROSS Judge-- RANDOLPH I'm gonna put a stop to this now. Jo's handed KAFFEE another printout and a stack of letters. KAFFEE Your honor, these are the telephone records from GITMO for August 6th. And these are 14 letters that Santiago wrote in nine months requesting, in fact begging, for a transfer. (to JESSEP) Upon hearing the news that he was finally getting his transfer, Santiago was so excited, that do you know how many people he called? Zero. Nobody. Not one call to his parents saying he was coming home. Not one call to a friend saying can you pick me up at the airport. He was asleep in his bed at midnight, and according to you he was getting on a plane in six hours, yet everything he owned was hanging neatly in his closet and folded neatly in his footlocker. You were leaving for one day and you packed a bag and made three phone calls. Santiago was leaving for the rest of his life, and he hadn't called a soul and he hadn't packed a thing. Can you explain that? The fact is there was no transfer order. Santiago wasn't going anywhere, isn't that right, Colonel. ROSS Object. Your Honor, it's obvious that Lt. Kaffee's intention this morning is to smear a high ranking marine officer in the desperate hope that the mere appearance of impropriety will win him points with the jury. ROSS (continuing) It's my recommendation, sir, that Lt. Kaffee receive an official reprimand from the bench, and that the witness be excused with the Court's deepest apologies. RANDOLPH ponders this a moment. RANDOLPH (pause) Overruled. ROSS Your honor-- RANDOLPH The objection's noted. KAFFEE (beat) Colonel? Jessep's smiling ... ... and now he can't help but let out a short laugh. KAFFEE (continuing) Is this funny, sir? JESSEP No. It's not. It's tragic. KAFFEE Do you have an answer? JESSEP Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early morning riser and he liked to pack in the nq. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago. What I do know is that he was set to leave the base at 0600. Now are these really the questions I was called here to answer? Phone calls and footlockers? Please tell me you've got something more, Lieutenant. Please tell me there's an ace up your sleeve. These two marines are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill. (beat) Do you have any other questions for me, counselor? The courtroom is silenced. Jessep's slammed the door. KAFFEE looks around the room, sees that the world is waiting for him to do something ... RANDOLPH Lt. Kaffee? KAFFEE says nothing. He glances over to AIRMEN O'MALLEY and PEREZ. RANDOLPH (continuing) Lieutenant, do you have anything further for this witness? KAFFEE doesn't respond. JESSEP gets up to leave. JESSEP (standing) Thanks, Danny. I love Washington. And JESSEP starts to leave, but he's stopped by-- KAFFEE Excuse me, I didn't dismiss you. JESSEP turns around. JESSEP I beg your pardon. KAFFEE I'm not through with my examination. Sit down. JESSEP Colonel. KAFFEE What's that? JESSEP (to RANDOLPH) I'd appreciate it if he addressed me as Colonal or Sir. I believe I've earned it. RANDOLPH Defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir. JESSEP (to RANDOLPH) I don't know what the hell kind of an outfit you're running here. And the witness will address this Court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Colonel. Jessep goes back to the stand. JESSEP (continuing) What would you like to discuss now! My favorite color? KAFFEE Colonel, the six a.m. flight, was the first one off the base? JESSEP Yes. KAFFEE There wasn't a flight that left seven hours earlier and landed at Andrews Airforce Base at 2 a.m.? RANDOLPH Lieutenant, I think we've covered this, haven't we? KAFFEE gets the two log books from his table as well as the piece of paper that SAM scribbled on. KAFFEE Your Honor, these are the Tower Chief's Logs for both Guantanamo Bay and Andrews Airforce Base. The Guantanamo log lists no flight that left at eleven p.m., and the Andrews log lists no flight that landed at 2 a.m. I'd like to admit them as Defense Exhibits "A" and "B". RANDOLPH I don't understand. You're admitting evidence of a flight that never existed? KAFFEE We believe it did, sir. (glancing at the paper, then motioning to the AIRMEN) Defense'll be calling Airman Cecil O'Malley and Airman Anthony Perez. They were working the ground crew at Andrews at two a.m. on the seventh. ROSS Your Honor, these men weren't on the list. Rebuttal witnesses, Your Honor, called specifically to reflite testimony offered under direct examination. If you looked closely at JESSEP, you could see a drop of sweat. RANDOLPH I'll allow the witnesses. JESSEP This is ridiculous. KAFFEE Colonel, a moment ago-- JESSEP Check the Tower Logs for christ's sake. KAFFEE We'll get to the airmen in just a minute, sir. A moment ago said that you ordered Kendrick to order his men not to touch Santiago. JESSEP That's right. KAFFEE And Kendrick was clear on what you wanted? JESSEP Crystal. KAFFEE Any chance Kendrick ignored the order? JESSEP Ignored the order? KAFFEE Any chance he just forgot about it? JESSEP No. KAFFEE Any chance Kendrick left your office and said, "The 'old man's wrong"? JESSEP No. KAFFEE When Kendrick spoke to the platoon and ordered them not to touch Santiago, any chance they ignored him? JESSEP Have you ever spent time in an infantry unit, son? KAFFEE No sir. JESSEP Ever served in a forward area? KAFFEE No sir. JESSEP Ever put your life in another man's hands, ask him to put his life in yours? KAFFEE No sir. JESSEP We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It's that simple. Are we clear? KAFFEE Yes sir. JESSEP Are we clear? KAFFEE Crystal. KAFFEE speaks with the quiet confidence that comes from knowing you're about to drop your opponents KAFFEE (continuing; beat) Colonel, I have just one more question before I call Airman O'Malley and Airman Perez: If you gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would he be in danger, why would it be necessary to transfer him off the base? And JESSEP has no answer. Nothing. He sits there, and for the first time, seems to be lost. JESSEP Private Santiago was a sub-standard marine. He was being transferred off the base because-- KAFFEE But that's not what you said. You said he was being transferred because he was in grave danger. JESSEP (pause) Yes. That's correct, but-- KAFFEE You said, "He was in danger". I said, "Grave danger". You said-- JESSEP Yes, I recall what-- KAFFEE I can have the Court Reporter read back your-- JESSEP I know what I said. I don't need it read back to me like I'm a damn-- KAFFEE Then why the two orders? (beat) Colonel? (beat) Why did you-- JESSEP Sometimes men take matters into their own hands. KAFFEE No sir. You made it clear just a moment ago that your men never take matters into their own hands. Your men follow orders or people die. So Santiago shouldn't have been in any dangor at all, should he have, Colonel? Everyone's sweating now. Everyone but KAFFEE. JESSEP You little bastard. ROSS Your Honor, I have to ask for a recess to-- KAFFEE I'd like an answer to the question, Judge. RANDOLPH The Court'll wait for answer. KAFFEE If Kendrick told his men that Santiago wasn't to be touched, then why did he have to be transferred? Jessep is looking at O'KALLEY and PEREZ. KAFFEE (continuing) Colonel? JESSEP says nothing. KAFFEE (continuing) Kendrick ordered the code red, didn't he? Because that's what you told Kendrick to do. ROSS Object! RANDOLPH Counsel. KAFFEE will plow through the objections of ROSS and the admonishments of RANDOLPH. KAFFEE And when it went bad, you cut these guys loose. ROSS Your Honor-- RANDOLPH That'll be all, counsel. KAFFEE You had Markinson sign a phony transfer order-- ROSS Judge-- KAFFEE You doctored the log books. ROSS Damnit Kaffee!! KAFFEE I'll ask for the forth time. You ordered-- JESSEP You want answers? KAFFEE I think I'm entitled to them. JESSEP You want answers?! KAFFEE I want the truth. JESSEP You can't handle the truth! And nobody moves. JESSEP (continuing) Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. (beat) You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You me there (boasting) We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. (beat) I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to. KAFFEE (quietly) Did you order the code red? JESSEP (beat) I did the job you sent me to do. KAFFEE Did you order the code red? JESSEP (pause) You're goddamn right I did. Silence. From everyone. RANDOLPH, ROSS, the M.P.'s, they're all frozen. JO and SAM are likewise. JESSEP seems strangely, quietly relieved. KAFFEE simply takes control of the room now. KAFFEE Please the court, I suggest the jury be dismissed so that we can move to an immediate Article 39a Session. The witness has rights. Silence. RANDOLPH looks to ROSS. RANDOLPH Lt. Ross? ROSS is frozen. He doesn't know what to do. KAFFEE (as a friend) Jack. ROSS looks at KAFFEE, then JESSEP, then nods his head "yes" to RANDOLPH. RANDOLPH The Sergeant at Arms will take the jury to an ante-room where you'll wait until further instruction. The SERGEANT AT ARMS begins leading the JURORS out of the room. JESSEP What the hell's going on? No one will say anything until the jurors are out of the room. JESSEP (continuing; to captain) Captain, what the hell's going on? I did my job. I'd do it again. Now I'm getting on a plane and going back to my base. RANDOLPH M.P.'s, guard the prisoner. The M.P.Is are tentative. They've never heard a marine colonel referred to as "the prisoner" before. They sure as hell have never been asked to guard one. ROSS Guard the prisoner. JESSEP What the hell- ROSS Colonel Jessep, you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you do make can be used against you in a trial by court-martial or other judicial or administrative proceeding. You have the right ... ROSS continues reading JESSEP his rights, over-- JESSEP I'm being charged with a crime? I'm-- that's what this is-- (to Ross) Marine! (Ross keeps going) Marine!! (Ross is doing his job.) I'm being charged with a crime? I'm- that's what's happening? This--I'm-this is funny, you know that, this is-- And JESSEP lunges at KAFFEE, and KAFFEE would be dead but for the three M.P.'s who've leapt in to restrain JESSEP. SAM and JO have come to their feet and stand behind KAFFEE. JESSEP (continuing; to Kaffee) I'm gonna tear your eyes right outta your head and piss in your dead skull. You fucked with the wrong marine. ROSS is done reading JESSEP his rights. ROSS Colonel Jessep, do you understand those rights as I have just read then to you? JESSEP I saved lives. That boy was--there was weak link. I saved lives, you hear me? The courtroom is silent from Jessep's outburst. Jessep shakes his head. JESSEP (continuing) You fuckin' people. (beat) You have no idea how to defend a nation. JESSEP (continuing; to KAFFEE) All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people in danger. Sweet dreams, son. KAFFEE Don't call me son. (beat) I'm a lawyer, and an officer of the United States Navy. And you're under arrest you sonofabitch. KAFFEE stays on JESSEP a moment longer, then remembers-- KAFFEE (continuing) The witness is excused. WHATEVER FTL ------------------------------------------------------------ I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCAR | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 12:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | today is my friend's birthday | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | nba courtside with kobe bryant it can't rain all the time | ||||
| Squidward | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Shazbot! | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:35 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Way to stay on topic Squidward New Poster with a question? AIM me | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | This one time, I fucked a spaghetti-o. It almost broke. I'm pretty proud of that.  Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
| Mangino I live... again. | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | ummm....who actually read all of Amy's post? President of the Rich Vos fan club! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | I don't trust anyone that can fit in carry-on luggage. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
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