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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

*KGB HIJACK!* Mind Blowing Sex *KGB HIJACK!*


NICE! Hijacks always funny!


quote:

BUT have u ever farted while blowing someone
or someone farted while you were blowing them



Good god I hope your a girl

O and J
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
do gay guys fart and nothing come out? tog

"I'm SUPER, thanks for asking"



This message was edited by O and J on 2-27-02 @ 7:19 PM
MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
Ome time I thought I was farting and I actually shit.

That was a MIND BLOWING FART for sure!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
i just ripped one hell of a fart after eating my 20pc chicken nuggets.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
MYSTERY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
i have a poem for you all

beans beans theyre good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart

beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot

------------------------------
u might not know me, but u just might
MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00


Damn, the wall paper in here looks like a MYLTF FART!

TwIsTeD SiStEr
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
Here I sit
Broken Hearted
Tried to Shit
But only FARTED








This message was edited by TwIsTeD SiStEr on 2-27-02 @ 7:33 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
drinking nail polish remover is bad for you.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
O and J
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
i have two eyes

"I'm SUPER, thanks for asking"

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
CLICK HEAR 4 MIND BLOWING FARTS!!!11!




FTL is not to blame for this abomination of a sig pic.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
if richard gere can do it i can too
i get undressed, i start to lube
i try to stick the gerbilin the end of the tube
wondering just how he'll feel
will he like it better than his little wheel
careful now hes right beside me
one more inch and hes inside me
GOOOOOOOOO GERBIL GOOOOOOO
burrow harder burrow deeper, be my little chimeny sweeper
one thing i forgot about, how am i supposed to get you out

now my gerbil's on easy street
its warm and cozy and theres pleanty to eat
the situation is beyond my control
gotta find a way to gethim out of his hole
ive tried crobars, ive tried wires, i almost had him with a pair of plyers
ive tried cheese but hes not biting, i wish this wasnt so exciting
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GERBIL GOOOOOOOOOO
jesus i am such a sucker, please get out you furry fucker, i think i am getting ill, suddenly hes very very still

its too late, my gerbil died
i guess i have commited gerbicide
here's some advice its very clear cut
if you love your gerbil dont stick him up your buuuuuttttt, dont stick him up your buuuutttt, a little furry gerbil in your booty hole


WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, BROTHER JOE, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
dude, where do you find this stuff!!!! :D


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
I have a belly button.

FTL is my hero for putting the KGB shield as wallpaper.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
shit is brown most of the times, but it can be other colors like green

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, BROTHER JOE, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
i have a trampoline it my backyard. it's fun.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
You ask for a Hijack, I give you thr KGB!





YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Hybrid is Goro.

The Vacuum Cleaner
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
A baby in Florida was named Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny. His middle name is George James.

i am opie's worst nightmare

thanks to GUIDO for this sig pic


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
fbd is a tool


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro

This message was edited by HyBriD on 2-27-02 @ 8:46 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
In Brazil, a traffic jam was created when a couple kissing in a car got their dentures stuck together.

WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, BROTHER JOE, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Chipmunk spelled backwards is potato.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
dunkin donuts has good bagels.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00


Mackeson XXX Milk Stout

Brewery:
Carib Brewery Limited

Country:
Trinidad and Tobago

Type:
Sweet Stout

Alcohol:
4.9 percent abv





Appearance:
Thick black, ruby/brown edges with a thick and creamy coffee-colored head that sticks and keeps.

Smell:
Strong coffee, sweet milk and creamy caramel aromas.

Taste:
Delicious and complex sweet malt flavors of roasted coffee, caramel and chocolate meld with an overall sweet milk flavor. Mouth feel is chewy, body is full and robust. There's a delicate hop bitterness that smoothes right into the malt character, balancing but allowing the malt, lactose and caramel mix to dominate the experience. The combo creates a pleasing fruitiness too. A slight roasted astringency joins the pallette and provides the right amount of roasted dryness to offset the sweet profile. Finishes a touch dry with roasted, metallic and earth flavors.

Notes:
Personally I believe that the Carib version of this beer is far better than the Whitbread one (and I thought the Whitbread was awesome), hence my creating a new review for it. Perhaps the limon' of the Caribbean crept its way into the recipe? All I know is that this is a sheer delight for any imbiber willing to indulge with such a complex and oft overlooked Stout. 4.9 percent abv.



WHATEVER FTL

------------------------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, BROTHER JOE, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
The Vacuum Cleaner
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00


i am opie's worst nightmare

thanks to GUIDO for this sig pic




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