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Squidward
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Green jello is good, especially when made with rum.

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Why do we say an object is on fire when fire is on the object?


>)
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01



YOU SAW NOTHING. YOU KNOW NOTHING.




This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 2-28-02 @ 1:57 PM
MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

i noticed that, but if it werent for him this gem of a thread would be locked already.....



Yea, if SLASH was around he would have locked it a long time ago. That cat was always running around locking threads.

Ball cheese is actually pretty good on Ritz crackers.

OAAWITE
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I live in a giant bucket.


HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH??!! Keep hacking, I'll keep posting
New Poster with a question? AIM me

Confirmed Kills: Foundry Music Jeff.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
i need a new mousepad. my current one is getting kinda nasty.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
YD:



Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
My shoes are made of sand.

EDIT - FTL:

YOU SAW NOTHING. YOU KNOW NOTHING.




This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 2-28-02 @ 1:56 PM
TheJays
This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m:
I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
AHHHHH!!! MY GUMS HURT!!! I WANNA SLICE EM OFF LIKE ROBESON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ME SOME TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
OAAWITE
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Okay, so since I'm 250 miles away and don't go to Bar9 or any other board events, I'm not in the inner circle. Therefore, the purpose of this thread confuses me. Was this just a joke thread that didn't really have a punchline, or was it true and is just a completely classless act from someone who thinks that anyone gives a rat's ass about their sex life?




HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH??!! Keep hacking, I'll keep posting
New Poster with a question? AIM me

Confirmed Kills: Foundry Music Jeff.
MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Okay, so since I'm 250 miles away and don't go to Bar9 or any other board events, I'm not in the inner circle. Therefore, the purpose of this thread confuses me. Was this just a joke thread that didn't really have a punchline, or was it true and is just a completely classless act from someone who thinks that anyone gives a rat's ass about their sex life?


Does it really matter? Either way she is a fuckin' idiotic tool. I really don't care to know how true or not this thread is about her swallowing Ken up her ass when her fat ass inhaled after she farted, do you?

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
I believe it was the latter WITE.

YOU SAW NOTHING. YOU KNOW NOTHING.


This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 2-28-02 @ 1:55 PM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
YD, put your fucking sig back. No advertising.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


OAAWITE
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Yet another reason why the term "mylf" is a fabrication because no one actually "wants" to fuck moms. They've already been stretched, used, and discarded.

If everyone had their druthers, moms would have only one child, and then become spinsters and knit for the rest of their lives.


HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH??!! Keep hacking, I'll keep posting
New Poster with a question? AIM me

Confirmed Kills: Foundry Music Jeff.
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Three words :

BEST THREAD EVER (well, so far anyway).

Hijacks = always funny.
Farts = always funny.
Sound clips on pages - more funny!


This week's quote : Time is the fire within which we burn...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

YD, put your fucking sig back. No advertising.




BAH!.......I don't take orders from you!!

Sure you do.

LOL......touche Mr. Moderator. Touche indeed.



This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 2-28-02 @ 12:19 AM
MotleyCrue
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 11:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

BAH!.......I don't take orders from you!!



YD, if SLASH was here he would ban you for that comment.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-28-2002 @ 12:00 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
My goldfish has a knot in his shoelaces.





Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-28-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Since it is grammy nite, can we give milf the "Stupid cunt award" and be done with it?



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

MotleyCrue
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 12:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Since it is grammy nite, can we give milf the "Stupid cunt award" and be done with it?



Faceman, I belive you are confused.

It is Grammy Night NOT Granny Night.

hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

can we give milf the "Stupid cunt award" and be done with it?
Goddamnit, she always wins!!


This week's quote : Time is the fire within which we burn...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 7:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
my farts smell like onion bagels and ass.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 7:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I never take part in any of these threads because I always find them too late.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 8:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

can we give milf the "Stupid cunt award
Thank you all so much...so what do I win, a little statue of a mod?

Snoteater
posted on 02-28-2002 @ 8:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I just want post message #200.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."


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