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Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Kim, i can definetly say you are wrong here. Gonzostyle is one hell of a nice guy. He's helped me out alot of times where he eiter didnt have to, or he could have told me to fuck off. But he helped anyway. And if you cant realize that the whole kid-touching thing is a joke, then maybe you shouldnt be here. That's the type of humor prevelent on this board. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, Im just saying that's the way it is. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but nobody has the right to force their's down on someone.



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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Sure beats school shootings if you ask me.
But sexual favors at 5th grade?
Where was I when the train left?

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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quote:

think about individuals that have had to deal with incest first hand, not all of them would find the humor in the comments


well, perhaps these people shouldn't be on the board, in fact, they probably shouldn't be listening to o&a.
quote:

the fact is is that you're a fake and phony who puts on this act to get attention


do you know the definition of fact, kim? fuck you. and i'm not saying this because gonzo's a mod, i'm saying this because i consider him a friend. i don't appreciate people presenting their false ideas about my friends as facts. the fact is, you couldn't be farther from the truth.
ok, that's all i have to say, for now.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

the fact is is that you're a fake and phony who puts on this act to get attention.



yeah tell that to everyone who has met me... i dont act differently i have acted like this forever.

and i have only been a mod for several weeks and i have always been like this on the board yet no one else has complained before i became a mod.

Why don't you come out to the next party and we will see who puts up an act. I have always said i am a sick fuck and that is how it is. Do i get bothered by what i say? hell fuckin no? Do i say it in jest? some of it. Do i think it offends someone? hell yeah but everything offends someone out there. If you eat beef you're offending people in india but do you stop?

And you did sugar coat it but thanks for coming out and saying you hate me i can sleep at night now.


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The Brain
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
And to think Kim got mad at the incest jokes Gonzo posted here... she obviously hasn't read the bumpersticker thread yet, or she'd have something to really get pissed about.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
lmao the brain i guess she hasn't and thank's crx i appreciate it.

The bottom line is Kim i have not made assumptions about you just from what i seen is you whine a lot. And don't try to disect me because you took a psychiatry course in school. You don't know me nor how demented i am and can be. But i am also a good friend to people and i am not some dumb fuck who sits on his ass all day trying to be funny. I am naturally like that and if you wanna get into a "i am better than you" argument well go ahead.

But you must be a pure soul then i guess cause someone like you can not possible have sinned.

Come on kim who was molested as a child? it was you wasn't it? Come on did daddy tell you to suck on the stick cause mommy wouldn't?


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Look what I started.



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Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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Lol, nice goin masturbator.

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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Thats really disturbing. When I was in fifth grade I was still playing with dolls! To think I was missing out on all that fun..... :)

My father is a teacher in an elementary school in Brooklyn, and a kid in the third grade grabbed a girl's head and pushed it to his crotch and said "suck it." When my father went to yell at this student he goes "I didb't do nothing wrong, I said suck it, not suck my dick!" This is the same kid who brought a condom to school and asked a girl to have sex....very disturbing. I think I am going to home school my kids.


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Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
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In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

This is the same kid who brought a condom to school and asked a girl to have sex....very disturbing.

Why is that disturbing? At least he thought safety first... ;)

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Why is that disturbing? At least he thought safety first...



Uhmmm yep safety first in 3rd grade!! I don't even think the kid can blow a load (don't I have such a way with words?) ;)


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
That's the best time to have sex when you can't cum so there is no risk of pregnancy or disease.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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quote:

I don't even think the kid can blow a load


Maybe not, but he was obviously willing to try. Frankly, that should count for something.

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Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

That's the best time to have sex when you can't cum so there is no risk of pregnancy or disease.



No way dude! That's like dry humping someone. The kid will explode eventually.



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"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
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Maybe he'd just piss and think he came.



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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

That's the best time to have sex when you can't cum


Hmm...sex without cumming...reminds me of sex with my ex...


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

reminds me of sex with my ex...

Care to elaborate on that, Funbags? And please, don't leave out a single juicy detail...

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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
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Yes please do, and if you guys would care to enjoy I have a story of young teens having sex and they had problems of him getting it hard. Anyone interested in that story.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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quote:

if you guys would care to enjoy I have a story of young teens having sex and they had problems of him getting it hard. Anyone interested in that story.

Ooooohhhh, noooooo... why would we ever want to hear a TEEN SEX story? ;)

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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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By popular demand here is the story. OK so these people are like 13 and they are about to have sex. One problem though, he can't get hard. They try and try to get him hard but nothing works until. Yes until she gives him a bj. Then they have intercourse. Wait it gets funnier, the girl's mother finds a condom on her bed. So then she gives her mom a letter explaining EVERYTHING that happened. I was laughing my ass off for days when I heard that especially when you see these people every day.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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yeah breain you wanna hear about a teen who can't get hard and i am the sick one?

teen impotence doesnt work even for me.


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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
In 4th grade this lil fag John came up to me and asked if I was gonna have sex with him before or after we were married. I don't remember what I said, but I know I smacked him pretty hard.

What's up with all these horny little people?



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

yeah breain you wanna hear about a teen who can't get hard and i am the sick one?

Well, yeah! TEEN sex stories never get old.

Gonzo, you sick little monkey, need I remind you that you once said ::looks around to make sure Kim isn't nearby:: that you would bang a pregnant woman just so the fetus would give you a hummer?

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-8-01 @ 6:21 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Gonzo, you sick little monkey, need I remind you that you once said ::looks around to make sure Kim isn't nearby:: that you would bang a pregnant woman just so the fetus would give you a hummer?



Who cares if kim is around? and yeah i would fuck a pregnant chick just to be closer to the fetus and if it should get tangled up and fall out i'll fuck the aborted parts as well.

But teen impotence, who cares?


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Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

teen impotence doesnt work even for me.



Of course it wouldnt. Only the Pitcher needs to be ready. Not the 6 Yeald old Philli....i mean Catchers. :)



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I am have adopted Teen Slut as my Newbie, but have room for one more. E-mail or IM me for questions or Applications concerning Adoption.


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