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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Stick It In Mouth | ||||
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| The Brain | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:48 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | quote: Dammit, Funbags, where ya been hiding? Join the fun already! ;) "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Sorry..I had to do something...I think it was leaving my house... :) But now I am back and armed with many many horrific sex stories...here is one for ya: About three years ago, I was dating someone who was a total virgin. He had only kissed a girl, and never even felt a breast. Since I am a very sexually charged person, I thought that it would be fun to be his first and introduce him to the wonders of sex (keep in mind I was 18 and he was 21..so he should have known something). Well, we took things slow at first, and when we had sex not only did I discover that he was severly lacking in the crotch area, I also found out that he had the stamina of a tadpole. Well after the worst sex of my life, shaking, he decided he wanted to go down on me. Hoping that perhaps this would prevent me from having to masturbate after he left, I gave him the green light... He was shaking the whole time so I asked him if he wanted to change his mind....after he almost bit my clit off, and I said "ow!", he began to cry uncontrolably leaving me confused and unsatisfied. I should have broken up with him on the spot....oh well..... Stay tuned for the next my ex's were untalented in the bedroom story :)  How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| DannyNoonan | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | (sigh..again)...you go girls... | ||||
| TeenSlut | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | just a few things...quote: yup i def do quote: who says you have to be under 18? i won't tell anyone ;) quote: yeah you have to post your stories. and besides, i'm running out  | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Holy shit.  Me droogies: Two positions currently available. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | To quote Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: "Our Lips are Sealed"  "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master | ||||
| TeenSlut | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:08 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Teen...I have enough bad sex stories to fill an encyclopedia...good sex stories...could be a very short magazine article...gotta start picking my men more wisely... :) How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| TeenSlut | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:09 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | sorry when i posted that i meant to say that i'm going to go now... i'll think of some more stories for tomorrow | ||||
| DannyNoonan | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:12 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Uh...what FTL said... GODAMNIT!!! The clitoris is a delicate thing...AND, I believe, there should be a school for young boys and men to teach them how to engage the opposite sex... Gonzo would be refused entry. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Okay folks, nothing to see here. Move along. "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Just remember to be back here, same Teen time, same Teen channel... "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 2:09 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | TeenSlut thanks for turning a "I hate gonzo thread" into such a wonderful glorious thing. I have bestowed upon you your new status, please continue to live up to it. Hey anyone wanna hear my sex stories....:::crickets::: umm ok i get the clue fuckers. Continue to have fun.  Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| EvilEd | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 6:45 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | Holy shit! 138 posts and still on topic? Yikes! We should put this on book of guinness.  This message was edited by EvilEd on 4-9-01 @ 6:51 AM | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 7:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Bestest thread ever, no doubt!!! We'll roll on with our heads held high Our conscience in the gutter Our dreams up in the sky ---The Living End | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | And to thick it all started with a story of pre-teen sex in Cincinnati... and ended with a pre-teen shower orgy in Jersey... and Hawaii... and South Carolina... geez, this girl gets around. W;)W  "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Wow, about 16 posts and a positive status. I dont think thates ever been done before. "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I've seen it in less... I think Lil Goth Chick did it in 9.... still, Teen's made an impressive start. :) Me droogies: Two positions currently available. | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 10:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I had to skip school today because I didn't get any howework done and brain no offense to you but I told you shut up because you were disrupting the flow of the thread.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | LOL... Well you know what they say... If there's grass on the field... Play Ball! Gonzo you kill me man! "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department  | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | When I posted in this thread earlier I forgot to look at the post counter... This is a wonderfull thing, I almost blew a load here at work in my pants! I know I should not be enjoying reading this, but I can't help it... (psst)Hey teen, by any chance would you happen to have that pic of you standing naked against the wall w/ ur friends? J/K everyone I know it's illegal, so don't whale into me, ok... I'm just joking... "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 4-9-01 @ 11:26 AM | ||||
| Bangster | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | I'm so happy that my school lets us use computers. Can't wait till i get home. yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have? Adopted by Jon_Benet_Norton | ||||
| Bangster | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | hey teen, what do u think about younger guys? [sarcasm] rite yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have? Adopted by Jon_Benet_Norton | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 1:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I am counting down the minutes till she gets home. Hopefully right after school she gets on the computer. E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Adolescent Masturbator: Official Stalker of TeenSlut. "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master | ||||
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