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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
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You don't need to ask, because you know what the answer of every heterosexual man on this board is going to be. Please tell if you do wish.



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Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I know i'm a newbie, but i think i speak for all of us when i say...uh yes please.

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
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Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
7 posts and already famous. Damn, i am one good teacher.



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
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Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I bow down to u Seph. I still think ur an F tho. whether its a lucky one, a sick one, or jus a plain old F. (yo seph, hopefully only ur readin this, but u gotta get me an F'n pic. :looks over shoulder: and hurry up.)

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
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BEST TOPIC EVER




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TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Ok well you should all know that ever since like the end of 8th grade none of my friends want to admit that we ever did this stuff. I'm like the only one that doesn't give a fuck, i think it's funny. They now all deem it inappropriate and wrong but one of my friends has pics of us posing naked in 5th grade on her walls in her basement. When we were younger we didn't actually realize what we were doing we were just having fun. So now all the girls have mellowed out a lot with the exception of a few. One girl just got her clit pierced and always tells me how great it feels when she walks upstairs wearing tight pants. We sometimes sleep topless together but that's about it... no lesbian action. Last summer when I was 14 I went to South Carolina and I go there every summer so one of my friends had a bunch of people over when i got there. We played slip and slide but somehow it ended up in a topless wet mess. One of my girl friends down there and I always go skinny dipping too. She's like a sister except for the fact that I usually don't go skinny dipping with my sister. I'm going to go study but I'll post more stories either later tonight or tomorrow.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

BEST TOPIC EVER

That might a bit of a stretch... but it has certainly been one of the more interesting threads posted in recent history...

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
holy crap she's a teen. a young teen. dude, i feel like an F'n school girl. and hey Brain, u mite wanna check out what was said before ur post. jus sayin.

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
OK, I posted my previous statement before the "skinny dipping" story from TeenSlut, so I'd like to make a retraction:

In my opinion, this is now the BEST THREAD EVER!

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
What a place to get my 60th post. Nice.

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
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Teen you wouldn't happen to live close to me would you:). And no I'm not a kid toucher I also happen to be a teen.



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Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
: listens attentively as masturbator gets his mack on w/teen. : Why didn't i join the board before?

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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Come on like you wouldn't bangster.



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Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
shhhhh! u'll roon it. But b/w u and me. no shit i would.

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
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TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

holy crap she's a teen. a young teen

hence my name TeenSlut. screw studying i'm back to write more stories. on that same vacation in SC that friend that i go skinny dipping with and i were in my hot tub one night with a bunch of guys. of course we were naked and the guys thought it would be great if they poured beer on me and she licked it off. so she did. we also kissed that night but we were both really drunk. i give really good massages and the guys love seeing me give her full body massages we don't do that too often though but we did that night. neither of us are lesbians though so don't think that, we were just having fun. i like dick too much to be a lesbian :) i'll keep thinking of stories



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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[mysterious whispering voice]if you post it they will come[/mysterious whispering voice]



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TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Teen you wouldn't happen to live close to me would you

i live in jersey. i have another story. that girl that was in the last story came to visit me at the end of last summer and she thought it would be fun to dress up in my uniforms and do a britney spears skit. before we put on the uniform we made a few changes to sex it up. we shortened the shirt, a lot, and cut the wait band on it so it sat relaly really low on our hips. we wore matching hot pink thongs and since the skirts were so low our thongs hung out. we also wore white button down shirts but we left them unbuttoned and tied them at the bottom. one of my guy friends filmed us in my kitchen trying to do a dance but that didn't really work so instead she took the faucet from my sink and sprayed water all over me and then all over herself. it def made the video more interesting since our shirts became completely see through. the video was really funny but we don't show it to too many people... that's come come back one day and bite me in the ass.



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
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These stories keep getting better and better. oh and btw if you guys want to see what see looks like check her profile and go to her site. All I can say is spectacular. Oh and I live in Jersey too. What part you live in, im in bergen.



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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-8-01 @ 10:20 PM
imapervert
I want my two dollars!
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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get your mouse off my pic
This belongs to Teen Slut
TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
adolescentmasturbator and imapervert... thanks. ok another story. a few weeks ago for spring break i went on a cruise and one night one of the girls i met there and i wanted to go swimming. only problem was the pool was right in front the bar that was outside. we figured no one would really notice since it was only the bartender and a few guys at the bar. so we took off our clothes and jumped in. she was a few years older than me i think she was like 18 and a lesbian too but i didn't know that. actually i think she was bi but whatever the case was she started fingering me in the pool. we got out after a few minutes and we were completely wrong about no one noticing but the bartender gave us free drinks all night. i have some bikini pics from hawaii too if anyone wants to see them.



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
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[sarcasm]why would anyone want to see those bikini pics[/sarcasm]



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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"That last story was so hot, I blew a map of Hawaii all over my monitor and crashed my keyboard into a tree"

That ol' gag...

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Don't forget you were in imprisoned in a mexican jail for 3 days because of that story.



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Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

i like dick too much to be a lesbian



ISOLATE THAT !!!

::Wipes tear from Eye::

My little newbie...i swear....they grow up so fast.



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I am have adopted Teen Slut as my Newbie, but have room for one more. E-mail or IM me for questions or Applications concerning Adoption.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I'm tellin' ya, this girl would be perfect for the sequel to American Pie

quote:

And then this one time, at Band Camp...


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


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