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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Care to elaborate on that, Funbags? And please, don't leave out a single juicy detail...



Why oh why would you want me to remember bad sex? Isn't it bad enough that I was subjected to it? ;)


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Think of it as a way to get the demon of the closet FeelMyFunMyBags. Just think of us as shrinks.



E-Mail Me
Head its just not for breakfast anymore

This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-8-01 @ 6:47 PM
TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

When I was in fifth grade I was still playing with dolls!

Dolls? Hmm... I think I missed out on that part of my life. When I was in fifth grade girls were giving head everytime they had the opportunity. I go to an all girls private school and I've never been surrounded by so many sluts and lesbians at one time. When I was in fifth grade I got kicked out of a school dance because I went into the bathroom with some guy. Fifth graders aren't as innocent as you think.




Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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I'm sure gonzo wants to be hear about 5th grade lesbianism or is it 5th grade anal rape?



E-Mail Me
Head its just not for breakfast anymore

This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-8-01 @ 6:59 PM
TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
At sleep overs in fifth grade we use to have contests to see who could give the best strip tease but keep in mind it was all girls at these sleep overs. One time my friend put peanut butter all over her and came in the room and told us she wanted one of us to lick it off her but no one would. We still make fun of her but she's a horny lesbian... she can't help it.



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 7:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
For some twisted reason I want more of these stories. Please elaborate.



E-Mail Me
Head its just not for breakfast anymore
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
And to think I spent my entire fifth grade doing my homework... goddamn, what an absolute waste of time that has obviously turned out to be.

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Why oh why would you want me to remember bad sex? Isn't it bad enough that I was subjected to it?

But, Funbags, if you tell us what turns you off, then we can deduce what turns you on... ;)

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 7:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Goddamn. I always choose the best newbies. Rock !




"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I am have adopted Teen Slut as my Newbie, but have room for one more. E-mail or IM me for questions or Applications concerning Adoption.


This message was edited by Sephiroth on 4-8-01 @ 8:00 PM
TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

For some twisted reason I want more of these stories. Please elaborate.

No problem I have so many stories. In seventh grade I got to my friends house late and when i got there i walked into her basement and one of my friends was eating my other friend out (both girls). We also used to have contests who could have the best fake orgasm... this was in like fourth grade. I used to always win that one and the strip tease contests. Also in like fourth grade a few of my friends that had never kissed guys before wanted to learn so some of my friends and I taught them how. The morning after sleep overs in like fourth and fifth grade we used to all take baths or showers together too. Not all of us at once but like two or three at a time. At a school dance in 8th grade two of my friends (both girls) went out onto the field and fucked some guy. I got a detention after that dance bc my english teacher walked in on me giving some guy head in the guys bathroom. I have so many more stories but I think that's enough to hold you over for now.



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I can't get my damn jaw off the floor. Why can't I claim discrimination and get into these all-girl schools.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Holy s---, I may be falling in love with TEENSLUT... ;)

Hot pre-teen orgy showers?
::Plays flute::
Whooooooooooooooo! That's a winner!

BTW, teenslut, you wouldn't happen to be related to Erin the R.A.P.E girl, would you? I'm noticing a striking resemblance in childhood memories...

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-8-01 @ 8:30 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Holy s---, I may be falling in love with TEENSLUT...




BACK OFF!! She's my newbie!! :)



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I am have adopted Teen Slut as my Newbie, but have room for one more. E-mail or IM me for questions or Applications concerning Adoption.
zootybang
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I am SO glad i opened this thread.

Zootybangs new favorite member=Teenslut



God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

BACK OFF!! She's my newbie!!

I'm not lookin' to steal her from you, Seph... I'm just hopin' to get some video footage. ;)

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-8-01 @ 8:36 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You opened this thread zootybang? I thought that was me! And I am glad I did. You people should be thanking me:).



E-Mail Me
IM me at stickysituation2
zootybang
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry AM.I meant opened it to read,not started it.
BTW,thank you very much



God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Seph, u lucky F. I hate u. Holy S man, this is F'n insane. lol. hey, can u adopt me too jus so i can get closer to Teen Slut? hehe. Man i love this board.

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
Adopted by Jon_Benet_Norton
TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I forgot to write last time that when my girl friends and I were really little like five and six and we saw sex scenes in movies we would try to imitate them with each other. We would take off each others clothes and roll around naked together. We didn't get much pleasure out of it, it was just something to do... funny it's like 10 yrs later and that's still the way it is a lot of the time. As I think of more stories I'll post them.



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic
Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00


This message was edited by Sephiroth on 4-8-01 @ 8:50 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

hey, can u adopt me too jus so i can get closer to Teen Slut? hehe. Man i love this board.




Heh Heh. I dont think Jon Benet Norton will approve of that. Oh well.



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I am have adopted Teen Slut as my Newbie, but have room for one more. E-mail or IM me for questions or Applications concerning Adoption.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You can post them anytime you want Teen:). Now could I just get your number.



E-Mail Me
IM me at stickysituation2
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I think she may have just piqued Gonzo's interest.

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Bangster
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Well i was thinkin i could get adopted by the two, TWO, of u. Hehe, that'd be so F'n sweet. sry, i'm jus kinda giddy rite now. u lucky F.

yea i know, cheap way to get posts, but what would u do with the amount of posts i have?
Adopted by Jon_Benet_Norton
TeenSlut
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Now could I just get your number.

haha sure thing. anyone wanna hear stories from the last few years too? i've got a lot of recent funny ones.



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic


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