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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
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Who is the hottest chick on Network TV today?

I say Jessica Alba.




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Drunken GW
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posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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That's alotta leg.

Can only begin to imagine what's in her pants.





Slacking in progress.
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Hosp, defintely a toss-up between Laura and Jessica....and they're on the same network on the same night :)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Grumpy
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posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Hey Opie696, watch this. This is how it's done:

HOWDY FAGGOTS!


If you're gonna say it, at least have the balls to mean it. That J/K crap doesn't fly in here.

So are the rest of you retards today? Hosp - my money is Jessica. Dark Angel on Tuesdays has become a religious experience for me lately. Something about her lips just scream HUMMER.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

This message was edited by Grumpy on 4-30-01 @ 3:21 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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I can not say enough about all the chicks on That 70's Show, excluding the Mom(unless you're into that). Wait, is this turning into the Ultimate Porn thread?

How cool is it that Spit and I have the same taste in women?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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You have to love FOX. If you remember the Simpsons where Lisa has her future read, where Homer and Marge were laying in bed and Marge said "Gee, it happened so slowly I didn't realize that FOX turned into a Hardcore Porn channel." It is coming true.




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Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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Howdy Frump...

Capn, do we have the same taste in guys too? ;)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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Spit,
What, do I look like Dan??? LOL!!!!

**coughcough1500th postcoughcough***

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
No this isn't the Ultimate Porn thread, but we could make it come close.

What is the most un-obvious material you have used as inspiration when you have pleasured yourself?

I think everyone had used the Bra ads in a Sears or J.C. Penny catalog when you were younger, but I think we can get some interesting responses from this group.




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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nope, not touching this one...

ok, so when have I ever held back---since chicks don't need any spank material (at least I don't) what gets me hot could be anything from Peter Steele's voice to reading a good sex scene in a book (not one of those Harlequinn thingys but just a normal book that just happens to have a sex scene in it)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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As far as the hottest babe on tv. I'd have to go with Judy Jetson. She's got a fine ass and legs that kill......





Slacking in progress.
DreamWeaver
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Spit - I don't know what you are talking about, I use Popular Mechanics.

I met Peter Steele at the Roseland a few years ago..... holy f-in shit. So much sexier in person.


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
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GW, I was thinking along the same lines, Betty Rubble or Wilma. Actually I watched Viva Rock Vegas over the weekend. Those Betty and Wilma's were both hot.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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LOL, Dream...I met him when I was interning at the RAT...he is just so HUGE (in more ways than 1)---wish I could get my hands on that Playgirl magazine



I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

he is just so HUGE (in more ways than 1)---wish I could get my hands on that


You woman and your one track minds!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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How old is Pebbles now? Shes gotta be banging age.

And ladies,you make me sick. :)





Slacking in progress.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Yeah, it's not like we walk around talking about how tight women's vags are.




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Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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...or how big their tits are ;)

BTW, GW, don't go around thinking your all high and mighty since you beat me by 13 points in sandbox :)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I think Pebbles is 36 now. She's starting to sag already.

And your right Hosp, I'm usually to busy thinking about tight vag's to be talking about them.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Spit...that is kinda scary, I just went to the site to see if I kicked your arse. Hehe.

And what is this talk of boobs, what is this boobs word???







Slacking in progress.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Or how fat their ass is. No guy in their right mind would go around telling women they have fat asses.

Right?





Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

No guy in their right mind would go around telling women they have fat asses.


Unless it's Mendi, then telling her she has a fat ass just turns her on.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Grumpy
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posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
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quote:

Or how fat their ass is. No guy in their right mind would go around telling women they have fat asses


I never said I was ever in my right mind.
Hey fatass, are the boys kickin your big butt in baseball again this week?

OAS - Am I the only one that used to spank to Penelope Pitstop? Damn I feel old.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

No guy in their right mind would go around telling women they have fat asses.


or you're Chumpy and you're just retarded and have poor vision LOL

and for your info, I am doing just fine in FB, no one's kicked my ass...yet

I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 4-30-01 @ 4:27 PM
Grumpy
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posted on 04-30-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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My vision is fine. It's good enough to see your fat ass 6 miles away on a foggy day.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?


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