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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dan, quit asking guys to go out dancing, people will get the wrong idea.




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DreamWeaver
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Afternoon Boys! How you guys making out without the ladies today?? ;) Hope you all are having fun on 4-20.... I'll try to check back later, but if not have a good weekend!
Dog- tonight's the night baby!!!!


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Dog- tonight's the night baby!!!!



Yes it is, Dream baby! I am going through withdrawal without you and Spit here! :(

We will win tonight and move on to the next round against the Maple Leafs!

LET'S GO DEVILS!!!

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I have adopted squidink for the next 10 days

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Tonight's the night??? Thank God you're talking about hockey!!! I thought for one moment that you two were having a Rod Stewart moment!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Rog2K
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yes it is, Dream baby! I am going through withdrawal without you and Spit here!


Hey Metal, does this answer your question?

Howdy Slacker, stoners, suck jobs... (feel free to choose which catagory you feel best describes you on an extremely personal level)

Wish I could be enjoying life, but for some reason this weeks sucks my ass (check the FU to the ed dept. thread)...

Later tools...


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-George Carlin

Metalfan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ron, I'm impressed...you actually got through the entire morning without c-blocking. Don't tell me there were no women either....you'd still find a way....you DOG you....LOL.

Hey DW....I thought I get Fridays ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Ron, I'm impressed...you actually got through the entire morning without c-blocking. Don't tell me there were no women either....you'd still find a way....you DOG you....LOL.



Actually, Metal, I was busy elsewhere. You sometimes have to FIND the women! ;) I was, you know, at that "other place".

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Sig pic courtesy of the dear departed CBH, may he rest in pieces!

I have adopted squidink for the next 10 days

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Metalfan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Other place....what is this other place you speak of? I know of no other place ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just because I'm bored and I'm cleaning out the computer, here is the pitch sheet for the Porno Casting Call spaz pitched to O&A last year that spawned the phrase "Gonzo Style":

PORNO CASTING CALL

Concept: Do an open casting call for women who want to be in a porno of all women taken from the Opie and Anthony show. Only women would be allowed up into the studio; No Men would be allowed in because of the number of people expected. If the men are interested in getting into the film, send their lady to be evaluated and if the woman makes the cut I will speak with the men myself after the casting call. The women will be expected to get naked, be evaluated, describe past sexual experiences, answer questions of a sexual nature, and at the very end all interested women that make the cut will take part in a mass "Lesbian for a day" casting couch "audition". To guarantee that there will definitely be some action that day I will supply some ringers who will definitely perform.

The Film: The film itself would be shot here in New York City. It would be done in the Gonzo style allowing for a more free form, free wheeling , any thing goes style. It will only star women taken from the casting call. There will be multiple scenes shot with a variety of different things to highlight each scene:

 Both Opie and Anthony are invited to come and direct a scene either together or separately
 Have one of the non-CBS contracted people associated with the show actually appear and perform in a scene (i.e. Old Dirty)
 Have some of the sexual positions discussed on the show performed in the film. (i.e. the Rusty Trombone, the Wheel barrel.).

Bonuses: Just for allowing the casting call to take place I will supply you with 2 dozen videos to be given to the audience. If we are allowed to shoot the casting call and include scenes in the movie I will try to get at least a gross of films to be supplied to the show. Also a live event can be planned to coincide with the release of the film and we could have all the players involved appear.







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Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hosp,

You really do live up to your reputation!



He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

gonzo
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
This really sucks. It's 4-20 and I'm completely dry. I'm dying to get home from work and hit the bong before driving down to tonight's gig, but I can't seem to find a reliable dealer around here. Somebody please just kill me.

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"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
FukMeBoobs
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Catching up on sleep sounds like fun. I want to go out and meet some girls though. Anybody wanna go crash a high school dance with me?


I think TS' high school is having a Sadie Hawkins dance tonight.

Care to stick your hot dog in between my buns?
Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Night all you slackers, have a great weekend! Potheads, enjoy the rest of "your day"! :)

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Sig pic courtesy of the dear departed CBH, may he rest in pieces!

I have adopted squidink for the next 10 days

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Have a nice weekend everybody, and it looks like we need the ladies around here for inspiration.




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
Metalfan
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 7:36 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Morning all you sick F's!!! A beautiful day, and where are we....stuck in the effin office....damn, that sucks

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Ronreddog
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:17 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning on a Slacker Monday! Hey, Metal, hope you had a good weekend! I was at the Auto Show on Saturday, then walked to Paesano's for dinner!

Today it will be 75 and I am stuck in the office also! Have to go out for lunch and listen to Ron & Fez!

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Sig pic courtesy of the dear departed CBH, may he rest in pieces!

I have adopted squidink for the next 10 days

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning fucknuts!

What crime have we committed that we are forced to work on a day like today?

Ron, the auto show was little disappointing. Not enough concepts and too many cars were locked up. What did you think?

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Metalfan
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:32 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Dog...how was the show??? I've never made it to the show....effin pisses me off too dammit!!! Spent the better part of yesterday watching my insides come outside...woohoo :-(

Gonna go out at lunch and check out the sites around midtown ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning fellow slackers.

Metalfan
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:45 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
What's up Krebs....love that new status...ROFL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ummmmm....
coughcoughfuckoffcoughcough

Ronreddog
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Ron, the auto show was little disappointing. Not enough concepts and too many cars were locked up. What did you think?



Huge disappointment, Cap'n, and I get in for free every year! Exactly what you said above, definitely no cool concepts to speak of, and Mercedes, BMW, Porsche were disappointing.

I did, however, like the new Vette engine, the Z06! I want to drop that baby in my IROC and GO!

Metal, be glad you didn't go. Paesano's kicked ass, as always! :)

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I have GRADUATED squidink as of 4/23/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hi kids, do you like violence?
do you want to see me stick NineInchNails
through each one of my eyelids?
try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?

LOL, what's going on here at slacker central? Half of my company is at a trade show, so I actually get to do some slacking today. :)



Anybody seen my mod repellant?



This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 4-23-01 @ 9:20 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning folks, Boss is out sick so I can chat today.

What makes me think that K.A. saw Eminem on MTV this weekend as many times as I did?




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
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Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Howdy Faggots.

Anyone know where I can get a good massage?


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
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