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Metalfan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
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Krebs, is there a difference?

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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Slack-o Slack-o it's off to work we go...



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Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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quote:

when today's question is......does Ron have ANY will power to not c-block the room.



Not at all, Metal, to answer your question. Bring on the ladies, I will miss Spit today! ;)

Happy 4/20 to all you potheads out there! Enjoy your day! I will just drink instead! :)

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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Today is a special holiday, and our High Priestess is leading the ceremony, probably as we speak.

Morning fucknuts...what are the odds that Ron won't c-block? 0 to 1 is my guess ;)

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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Metalfan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Ron, a friend of mine once said that consistency is the cornerstone to greatness. Inbyfacto, making you the greatest c-blocker ever...LOL

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Arthur Dent
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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Is the ceromony modeled after those B-movie cult scenes where the priestess is wearing nothing but a see-through robe, and that not for long?



'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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LMAO dent. I just got a picture of one of those movies in my head. Why don't they put those scenes in movies anymore?

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Is it even possible to be a morning slacker? A true slacker wouldn't even wake up until noon.

Morning folks.




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Dan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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Well, I think slacking involves avoiding work of some sort. So, if I were to wake up at noon everyday, I would have no work to avoid. Though, I guess I was truly slacking on wednesday when I took a sick day cause my bde was much more inviting....hmmmm...I dunno....nevermind.

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Banana_juice
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Happy 4/20 everyone. how are all the slackers doing this morning. i have done nada so far today. just sat at my desk and stared at the ceiling.

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Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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You know, I can think of at least 10 things I'd rather be doing right now then be at f***ing work!

Anyone going to the NY Auto Show this weekend? I will be there tomorrow afternoon around 2.

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
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I used to go to the Car show every year by myself. Then my brother in law started going with me. Then my sister felt left out and had to come which first started to ruin the experience. Then when they had kids and we had to drag around a baby carriage and the kids and we stopped going out for the nice lunch after and brought the sandwiches. It got rid of any intrest I had in going to the car show for any reason.




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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
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Stared at the ceiling? That's not slacking. Were you drooling while you were staring up at the ceiling? Maybe you're retarted now. They do that now and then. Just stare at something with that blank look....

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Morning Slackers!

Jury Duty is OVER!!!! Thank God! Now I know why so many people try to get out of it. I lucked out, though. Plea bargain. Back at work today, but because I already hired someone to fill in today, I got LOTS of x-tra time!

Slacking is good.


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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If you've seen Eyes Wide Shut, you know what the 4/20 ceremony dress code is...lol

Ron, I'm going to the auto show tonight. Would they get pissed if I put WOW stickers on the cars?

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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FukMeBoobs
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Mornin Freak nuts! Now even though I'm not employed at the moment, I felt the need to contribute here because I am slacking at the moment! I need to get my ass off the computer and do my 3 mile walk!

quote:

Happy 4/20 to all you potheads out there! Enjoy your day! I will just drink instead!


RRD...I'm right there with ya...taps beer with RRD...SALUTE! =)

Care to stick your hot dog in between my buns?
FukMeBoobs
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Though, I guess I was truly slacking on wednesday when I took a sick day cause my bed was much more inviting....hmmmm...I dunno....nevermind.


For some reason, I know that feeling oh so well...I hear ya on that Dan.

Care to stick your hot dog in between my buns?
Metalfan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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::stretching as I wake up from a nap in an empty office::

What did I miss??

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posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Howdy Faggots! (I don't believe I actually got to use that before anyone else and it's 10:30 already! talk about slackin)

quote:

Is the ceromony modeled after those B-movie cult scenes where the priestess is wearing nothing but a see-through robe, and that not for long?


Dent - you still here? Normally I'd be on your case for posting that, but since I've formally resigned from the c-blockers and the tool known as Metal has taken my place, I'd just like to say "I was just thinking that same thing. Is that wrong?" ;)


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Banana_juice
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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quote:

Stared at the ceiling? That's not slacking. Were you drooling while you were staring up at the ceiling? Maybe you're retarted now. They do that now and then. Just stare at something with that blank look....



Holy Shit maynard,,, that is exactly what i was doing. drooling and everything. i guess it is the yellow bus for me today after work instead of my car. haha

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Ronreddog
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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quote:

Ron, I'm going to the auto show tonight. Would they get pissed if I put WOW stickers on the cars?



Yeah, I think they would.

FukMe, anytime baby! TGIF's is right up the road! ;)

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Dan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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FMB=Fresh Meat?

Now I want my mother-fucking bed even more. Hopefully the power will keep going out here and they will let us go home...

Anybody doing anything fun or exciting tonight?

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I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Dan,
just catching up on sleep, unless the wife has something in mind. ;-)


Dan
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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Catching up on sleep sounds like fun. I want to go out and meet some girls though. Anybody wanna go crash a high school dance with me?

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I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


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on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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Sure Dan, I love teen girls as much as the next guy. Is the dance by any chance in Short Hills? ;-)



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