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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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C'mon Drunken GW - TeenTomatoBoys were just gonna tell us about their latest game of 'Googies' <-obscure reference of the day

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Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Googies? LMAO that was one of the funniest bits ive heard. Nice obscure reference.
::Louie Anderson voice:: Show me googies!!


IM NOT TAKIN ANYONES BULLSHIT ANYMORE!!


This message was edited by Opie696 on 5-2-01 @ 12:32 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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Googies??? Must have missed it. My loss.





Slacking in progress.
Grumpy
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posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::walks in wearing a dashiki (look it up, ya tools)::

Towel head checkin in here. That's it. Next week, I'm raising the price of gasoline to $4 a gallon. It would have been $3 but the towel head remark got to me.

And before Ron asks - Yes, I traded the pig in for a camel.

Spit - My neighbor has the hybrid Honda. I think it's called the "Insight" or some shit like that. Fucking ugliest ass car I've seen in a long time. Screw the hybrids. Unless they can make one that does 0-60 in under 7 seconds and go faster than 70 mph, I aint buyin one.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
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quote:

Yes, I traded the pig in for a camel.



Was that a straight up trade, I didn't think that pigs were as valuable as camels.





Slacking in progress.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Nah cap'n. TTB doesn't show up for fights.

Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
We'd show up but we've got a class...if you don't mind an extended fight BRING it on!!




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"Are you not entertained!?!"
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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Maynard,
I know! That has to be the funniest non-fightin' thread there ever was!

By the way, TTB, you guys have to stop posting as "we." People are making enough queen jokes about you already, no need to talk like one. (or the Borg)

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Dan
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
The Toyota Prius powertrain is capable of reaching a maximum speed of approximately 100 mph.

Which seems enough for the vast majority legal driving situations...

Anywhoo, if you value your manufactured coolness over the health of your children, I'm not gonna convince you on a messageboard...

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I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Okay Dan, you've officially lost me. What does the health of my child have anything to do with a hybrid car?

If you're refering to safety, given a choice I'd go with the Volvo S80, which has got to be THE SAFEST car manufactured.

If it's about emissions and polution and the environment, well, then there's really nothing that anyone one individual can do about it and everyone refuses to become a collective effort. We still use flourocarbons, we still polute rivers and oceans, the ozone layer grows at an expedential rate, and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?

This message was edited by Grumpy on 5-2-01 @ 1:21 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Damn Grumpy,

There's nothing like a well reasoned cynic...lol

As long as people are more concerned with paying the electric, grocery or medical bills, there won't be any change to the way we live our lives. Family is usually the number one priority. The environment comes in a distant 17th.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Dan
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it.
Not with THAT attitude, mister! You know, I've learned there is never any resolution to this argument, so there really is no reason to roon all our fun by having it. You make a good point Grumpy. I'm not gonna let that stop me from living my own life as green as possible and for advocating for positive change in our laws and attitudes, however. Collective change was needed 150 years ago when the Industrial Revolution began. And, you are right when you say that is unlikely to happen. But, all you have to do is look at the fact that hypodermics are no longer washing up on the Jersey Shore at an alarming rate and that clams are once again thriving in parts of NY Harbor to see that it's not a lost cause.

OK, I guess I was lying when I said the argument is over. But, I should get off my soapbox cause I do drive a regular car cause I have to and I wouldn't be able to type this without the energy created by fossil fuel burning power plants. So, I'm as much a hypocrite as the next guy.

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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I would buy an electric car tomarrow if I could afford it. BTW, when the "new" VW Beetle came out, wasn't it supposed to be electric?
quote:

the ozone layer is growing


The HOLE in the ozone layer, right Grump? I mean...that IS what you meant, right?


Ronreddog
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And before Ron asks - Yes, I traded the pig in for a camel



Goddamnit! Why didn't you call me? I was looking for a pig, still am! DAMN YOU!

I am back from my lunch meeting and ready to slack. Question of the day: Will I get WOWed on my way home today?

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WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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Ron,

Do I look like Carnac???

Summer clothing is good enough sometimes...college co-eds inlow cut, tight shirts, short skirts and platform sandles...sometimes my job doesn't suck!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Dan
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Will I get WOWed on my way home today?

No.

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Dan - belive me, I'm not anti-tree huggin asshole. An asshole, yes, but I DO care about the environment. To this day, I still boycott Exxon for the Valdez incident.

Yes, the shores have gotten cleaner. Why? The medical waste companies figured out they can't just dump it anymore. Bravo for those responsible for that. But that's only one minor little thing that took years to stop.

The facts lay in big business refusing to change. They'll still dump toxins in our waters. they'll still bury nuclear waste in the desert. Unless the US goes facist, big business will always rules political and the laws that govern business. We kid ourselves if we really think we make a difference by voting for a congressman or a senator. I worked in politics. There isn't anyone that can't be bought or blackmailed.

I'll get off my soapbox now.

Ron - you have the same odds of getting WOW'ed as I do of growing a third eye in the middle of my forehead. Very Very unlikely.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The real question dog, is should you avert your eyes when she WOW's you? I mean, unless she's in a hybrid car, cause then you can look without feeling guilty.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
And if she has implants, check for these


I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

spitfire421
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
speaking of cars...Has anyone seen the new VW Minibus? It kicks ass :)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Spit,
Thinking of replacing your current ride? ;)
I saw the Microbus at the Auto show. Very cool and very large.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Dan
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
It's no Vanagon, but it's aight...


_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
Ronreddog
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I saw the Microbus at the Auto show. Very cool and very large



Yes, same here. It was pretty cool, but I would not drive it. I like sports cars, the Camaros, Corvettes, Z3's, Boxsters, 911's, you get the idea.

Damn, I figured you would all answer no! Well, today could be the day! I will continue to think positive! :)

E-Mail Me


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
spitfire421
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Not gonna buy it yet (still have 4 years on my lease) but that thing comes with insane features like a game console and Internet access that folds into a table, tv's in the backs and fronts of the chairs and a dvd player, and a rear camera w/ monitor to help you drive...Damn, you could live in this car :)

I REALLY want one!!!!!!


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

By the way, TTB, you guys have to stop posting as "we." People are making enough queen jokes about you already, no need to talk like one. (or the Borg)



We say we cause there really is two of us...don't worry TTB won't be around much longer...




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...


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