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wow

what happened mr. i'd rather have terminal cancer and give up on my family, than not fuck.

so she's in denial that she spent years and ate alot of cum thanks to a messageboard? i'm sure with that much feelings of betrayal and issues will be extremely healthy "moving on" rather being comfortable in who you are.

give up? I'd wanna make it easy on them!!

and I'd rather have cancer than be compared to timberlake, that's just fucking cold man.

you are a horrible thing

yes, that seems to be the sentiment these days so I might as well do my best to live up to it.

So is Gooch really living in Toronto with that giant mouthed "hottie"?

nope. but when i get engaged to my girlfriend. i'll hate you most of all.

when you get married,
I won't ever make jokes implying you were once fat,

I know how painful that would be to the two of you.

no hostess remarks will be allowed when my life changes

It will be a theme wedding an everyone has to dress up in a costume that represents their board persona, gooch can be the twinkie cowboy and goat can come as an asshole.

we won't see sleeper,
we'll just smell it, and know he's there.

hedcold won't have to come either, we'll just put a piece of wood on a chair.

I was just thinking of Seph,
he can be dressed in black, hiding in the rafters.

Then he can leave 5 minutes into the wedding, crying and blaming everyone.

GonzoStyle Wrote:It will be a theme wedding an everyone has to dress up in a costume that represents their board persona, gooch can be the twinkie cowboy and goat can come as an asshole.

then how will anyone be able to tell us apart?

froy will be collecting money at the door to pay for the reception

thank GOD you made a Froy joke,
I was feeling bad about my Seph reference.

the seph joke made me chuckle

Goatweed Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:It will be a theme wedding an everyone has to dress up in a costume that represents their board persona, gooch can be the twinkie cowboy and goat can come as an asshole.

then how will anyone be able to tell us apart?

I got plenty of tired gags and schtick to use, you can keep that one.