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I followed alkey into an aol chat and for kicks said I was a 15 year old girl, naturally I get bombed with IM's asking for pics. I got sooo fuckin pissed but then figured why not fuck with one of them? So to get some feeling of satisfaction, I pretended to be a woman and to be as mean as some of you are.

Unfortunatly most guys just have no fuckin game, without further ado, read on and learn from this poor boys mistakes. Whatever you do, you must read the second half, it is worth it trust me.

(I edited his name cause I know how mean some of you bastards can be)

Quote:******** [5:46 AM]: hey
OApoll [5:46 AM]: Hi
******** [5:46 AM]: hows ur nite?
OApoll [5:47 AM]: ok
OApoll [5:47 AM]: and yours?
******** [5:47 AM]: mine great
******** [5:47 AM]: whats ur asl again hun?
OApoll [5:47 AM]: 15/f/ny
******** [5:48 AM]: u got a pic?
OApoll [5:48 AM]: I don't like sending my pics to people I don't know
OApoll [5:48 AM]: guys can be rude at times
******** [5:48 AM]: mim not m i?
OApoll [5:48 AM]: what?
******** [5:48 AM]: m i rude?
OApoll [5:49 AM]: I don't know you
OApoll [5:49 AM]: sorry I'm not down with the latest AOL slang
******** [5:49 AM]: its ok
******** [5:49 AM]: if we still talk ill teach u lil by lil
OApoll [5:49 AM]: teach me all you know
OApoll [5:49 AM]: I like to be taught
******** [5:50 AM]: u no what lol means?
OApoll [5:50 AM]: yes, lol
******** [5:50 AM]: ok
******** [5:50 AM]: lmao?
******** [5:50 AM]: laughin my ass offf=lmao
******** [5:51 AM]: yw=ur welcome
******** [5:51 AM]: s2r=send a pic 2 recieve a pic
******** [5:51 AM]: ty=thank u
******** [5:51 AM]: ummm thats about it
OApoll [5:51 AM]: ooh
OApoll [5:51 AM]: sounds cool
OApoll [5:51 AM]: ty
******** [5:52 AM]: yw
******** [5:52 AM]: lol
******** [5:52 AM]: yvmw
OApoll [5:52 AM]: so what else can you teach me?
******** [5:52 AM]: ur very much welcome
******** [5:52 AM]: w/e=whatever
OApoll [5:52 AM]: w/e, hmmm
******** [5:52 AM]: ohhhh
OApoll [5:52 AM]: well what do you wanna teach me?
******** [5:52 AM]: lol
******** [5:53 AM]: what ya wanna no?
OApoll [5:53 AM]: I am a sponge, I will soak up whatever you teach me
******** [5:53 AM]: lol
******** [5:53 AM]: umm i dont no what else
******** [5:53 AM]: u no what asl means?
OApoll [5:53 AM]: yes
OApoll [5:53 AM]: 15/f/ny
******** [5:54 AM]: yea
******** [5:54 AM]: well if there nething else u dont no what it means ask me im always online
OApoll [5:54 AM]: I'm not totally stupid, lol
******** [5:54 AM]: i didnt say that
******** [5:54 AM]: lol
OApoll [5:54 AM]: awww you are so sweet
OApoll [5:54 AM]: (Kiss)
******** [5:54 AM]:
******** [5:54 AM]: ty
******** [5:54 AM]: *kisses ya back*
******** [5:55 AM]: ill put u on my bl(buddylist)
OApoll [5:55 AM]: awww
OApoll [5:55 AM]: I will too
******** [5:55 AM]: ok
OApoll [5:55 AM]: you are soooo cute
******** [5:55 AM]: ty
******** [5:55 AM]: wish i could c a pic of u 2 tell u
******** [5:55 AM]: that ur cute
OApoll [5:56 AM]: Maybe if we get to know eachother better, I'll send you my pics
OApoll [5:56 AM]: maybe my special pics
******** [5:56 AM]: ::puppyface wit the wattery eyes::
******** [5:56 AM]: plz
OApoll [5:56 AM]: tee hee, the wait will be worth it. I like taking pictures of my woo woo and playing with it..
******** [5:56 AM]: aww comon hun
******** [5:57 AM]: plz?
******** [5:57 AM]: jus send me 1 good 1 and save te rest as like treats
******** [5:57 AM]: if i do sumtin u like u send a pic
******** [5:58 AM]: plz hun
******** [5:58 AM]: just 1 pic now
OApoll [5:58 AM]: You are so cute but not tonight, maybe in a couple of days.
OApoll [5:58 AM]: we just met, slow yo roll.
******** [5:58 AM]: :'(
******** [5:58 AM]: just 1
******** [5:58 AM]: just 1 pic of ur whole body
OApoll [5:59 AM]: My whole body?
******** [5:59 AM]: yea
OApoll [5:59 AM]: you like that?
******** [5:59 AM]: yea
OApoll [5:59 AM]: you wanna see my body and stare at it?
******** [5:59 AM]: uh huh
OApoll [5:59 AM]: what else will you do?
******** [5:59 AM]: tell u how fine u look
OApoll [6:00 AM]: that's it?
******** [6:00 AM]: umm what else u want me 2 do?
OApoll [6:00 AM]: I dunno, be creative.
******** [6:01 AM]: ill do w.e u want me 2 do
******** [6:01 AM]: r u naughty or a good gurl?
******** [6:01 AM]: just askin 2 c what mu limits r
OApoll [6:01 AM]: mmmm I can be a naughty girl
******** [6:01 AM]: ok good
OApoll [6:02 AM]: I can be very naughty
OApoll [6:02 AM]: how naughty are you?
******** [6:02 AM]: ok very good
******** [6:02 AM]: more then u hehe
OApoll [6:02 AM]: really?
OApoll [6:02 AM]: what are you wearing now?
******** [6:02 AM]: boxers
OApoll [6:02 AM]: mister naughty boy, lol
OApoll [6:02 AM]: oooohhh
******** [6:03 AM]: lol
OApoll [6:03 AM]: I love guys in boxers
OApoll [6:03 AM]: yummy
******** [6:03 AM]: lol hehe
******** [6:03 AM]: hey babe i think im gonna go now
******** [6:03 AM]: we have 2 talk about this when i get back on
OApoll [6:03 AM]: too hot for you?
OApoll [6:03 AM]: lol ok
******** [6:03 AM]: Hell no
OApoll [6:03 AM]: night sweetie
******** [6:03 AM]: were just gettin started
OApoll [6:03 AM]: I understand
******** [6:03 AM]: wait
OApoll [6:03 AM]: it's ok
OApoll [6:03 AM]: no, it's ok
OApoll [6:03 AM]: happens to a lot of guys
******** [6:04 AM]: cab u just send me a good naked pic and i can have a good dream
OApoll [6:04 AM]: Maybe tommorow if you are naughty enough with me, hehe
******** [6:04 AM]: plz
******** [6:04 AM]: hun
OApoll [6:05 AM]: (kiss) maybe tommorow
******** [6:05 AM]: ok what iff i get naughty 4 u now
OApoll [6:05 AM]: no the mood is not the same after you wussed out on me. We'll try again tommorow mistar naughty pants.
OApoll [6:05 AM]: I'm sleepy now anyway
******** [6:05 AM]: pl zbabe
******** [6:05 AM]: i wanna c apic of u
******** [6:06 AM]:
OApoll [6:06 AM]: buck up little trooper, it happens to a lot of boys. The first time is always scary.
OApoll [6:06 AM]: we'll try again tommorow
OApoll [6:06 AM]: night
******** [6:06 AM]: babe dont leave
OApoll [6:06 AM]: (kiss)
******** [6:06 AM]: plz
OApoll [6:07 AM]: I'll see you tommorow, I am always on sugar.
******** [6:07 AM]: just send 1
******** [6:07 AM]: thats all i ask 1
******** [6:07 AM]: plz hunny
******** [6:07 AM]: i wont b able 2 sleep
******** [6:07 AM]: :-[
OApoll [6:07 AM]: you're smooth to get a pic but not smooth to get me wet. You will suffer alongside me.
OApoll [6:07 AM]: till next time
OApoll [6:07 AM]: nighty nite
******** [6:07 AM]: babe
******** [6:07 AM]: no
******** [6:07 AM]: ill get u wet
OApoll [6:08 AM]: too late now, I am drier than a desert.
******** [6:08 AM]: plz hunny
OApoll [6:08 AM]: it's late
******** [6:08 AM]: just 1 more time
******** [6:08 AM]: plz
OApoll [6:08 AM]: my daddy is gonna come it and he'll beat me like he always does.
OApoll [6:08 AM]: I have to go
******** [6:08 AM]: ok hun
OApoll [6:08 AM]: nite
******** [6:08 AM]: u promise ull send tomorrow?
******** [6:09 AM]: ill get ur really wet huny
OApoll [6:09 AM]: we'll see how naughty you are. now bye before my daddy comes in and hits me again like last night.
OApoll [6:09 AM]: ok baby
OApoll [6:09 AM]: nite
******** [6:09 AM]: ill beat ur dads ass he touches u
******** [6:09 AM]: swet dreams
OApoll [6:09 AM]: thanks
******** [6:09 AM]: uh huh bye babe
OApoll [6:09 AM]: OH NO HE'S COMING!!!!!! HE'S GONNA BEAT ME AGAIN!!!!!
OApoll [6:09 AM]: bye
******** [6:09 AM]: bye

Post of the Day???

Gonzo cybers with a guy and that's news............

Is that the best that Maynerd has???? No wonder you blocked out his AIM name :lol:

It was so much easier in the old days when you would go to a bar and say "Hey sweet cheeks, wanna fuck?". This internet thing is too complicated.

Yes, I would have to imagine that a stone tablet and a chisel was much simpler

Well if the chiseling out the phone number thing didn't work, clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to the cave was always a clincher.

How do we reject a "post of the day", when it sucks?

Start one that doesn't and wait for someone to come along and ruin it?

Quote:How do we reject a "post of the day", when it sucks?

It's like Kevin Costner awarding himself an Oscar for every suck ass movie he stars in.

How come when all of us try to talk a girl into killing herself that thread slowly sinks to the bottom, but when Gonzo finds himself funny one morning it is the most important thread ever?

when your name is Danked you will make funny threads too...."officially"

Well, that's a given... but until then, I will pout.

I wonder how many times Gonzo climaxed while he was "pretending" to enjoy himself.

I wonder the direction he intended this thread to go....
I should go look through some old PMs and AIMs and see if I have anything racey.
When he first joined WierdNJ thought I was a chick and sent me some odd shit.

Kenspen: so sixteen huh?
oapoll: mmmmmmm yeah.....
kenspen: so what do you look like
oapoll: mmmmm real hot, blonde blue eyes surfer girl
kenspen: NICE!!!
oapoll: you?
kenspen: decent...enough....
oapoll: are you well hung?
kenspen: how much do you need?
oapoll: I want a guy hung like an eggplant!
kenspen: lol....I hope
oapoll: no really I love eggplants!
kenpen: to eat right?
oapoll: mmmmmm maybe the small ones, I can't get my mouth around the big ones!
kenspen: I think I gotta go
oapoll: talk just a bit more....I almost have the eggplant all the way up my ass, it feels soooooooo good!!!
Kenspen has signed off



Edited By Ken'sPen on Aug. 20 2002 at 9:42

;-) You didn't say it was odd back then.

I tried IMing this ******** character but the name doesn't exist.
Is Gonz pulling our leg?

So seriously as the post of the day,
what are we supposed to do in this thread?

Sing your thanks and praises onto Gonzostyle.

dankeluvsyou!

nothing to see here



Edited By Danked on Aug. 20 2002 at 10:50