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:loveya: Pollyanna is my new love :loveya:
Quote: Pollyanna is my new love

Oh joy! If he figures out the PMs, he'll be Ken!



Edited By PollyannaFlower46 on 1034646238
Quote:yeah, seriously....enough pictures OF the vibrators....how about some of using them. Just a suggestion
Shut your trap and get your meaty ass over here and bend over!


Confusedmokey:
Someone I knew in college had to go buy a big green dildo for his bussy in the Army in Japan, and ship it to him. He had his Mom wrap it & ship it without telling her what was in there.
i think im gonna go play again :thumbs-up: thanks again gals!
LMAO thanks for the laugh. I can't wait to go through customs..... :-D
just tell them it's a dil-pon!
Quote:i think im gonna go play again thanks again gals!
OH MY GOD! THAT'S SO HOT
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
I thought you loved me Meat? Slut :-(

I better warn my guy that I'm bringing it before we go through customs and he shits a brick.
I still love you more because she so dissed me....Damn yo.
I play second fiddle to no woman...you're on your own.
Quote:froy wanted to send me one of those. i kid you not.
i guess he wore himself out & couldn't feel it anymore Rolleyes
INT. BAGGAGE CLAIM AREA - NIGHT

Utterly empty of baggage. No people except for Jack and a
SECURITY TASK FORCE MAN. The Security TFM, smirking, holds
a receiver to his ear from an official phone on the wall.

SECURITY TFM
(to Jack)
Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."
You're so totally not playing second fiddle....there was no first fiddle other than you baby, you know that....you can't resist the dancing meat :loveya:
What is that from Ladi?

Meat...you're an odd ball.
Who is this meat person? :clueless:
I don't know Kim, but pretend to be a man before he tells you that you're his new love.
Confuseduicide: you don't recognize Fight Club!!!!?
mmmm lets all think of Brad Pitt and have a moment
Trust me, you'll get used to me soon enough Smile
I only saw the movie once...I can't really remember movies, just school work. Undecided
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