Quote:Investigators noticed that his keyboard had only 3 dirty keys, the Control Key, the C Key and the V Key
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Lunababe was found dead in her home today
naked and in an awkward postion, her legs behind her head
seemed she had such a traumatic experience her heart just stopped
the only clues found were 6 empty peanut butter jars and a dog begging for some jelly
the dog has refused to talk
:-o
Ken'sPen's body was found by a conductor beside the railroad tracks yesterday. Autopsy results showed that a fatal blow from a blunt object was the cause of death. Investigators are searching for a fellow known as Arpikarhu. He may be using the alias ScaryBearSalesman as well. He is to be considered armed but harmless unless he sneaks up behind you. Experts are saying most likely the blunt object was a baseball bat. Please be on the lookout for this individual.
Edited By Jack on 1036781933
Arpikarhu Born February 16, 1966. Died November 8, 2002 Age 36 :lol:
Born as Arpi Pen to an migrant farm working father and a concubine mother in the Ashtul Province of Mongolia.
Survived by three brothers – Ken, current whereabouts unknown. Balloonknot of Queens, New York and Maveric currently incarcerated in Rykers Island, New York.
Also survived by two sisters – Mendi Teats of New York, New Jersey, Northern Delaware and Connecticut and Shelle Bink, currently incarcerated in the communicable diseases isolation ward at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia.
Mr. Karhu was a member of the Actors Guild and was employed for several years by the Broadway musical Rent, where he was a Gopher, a Best Boy and a Stage Handy.
Other organizational memberships included NAMBLA, Doittomebaby Turkish Bath Society, Friends of the Castro District San Francisco and The Village People fan club.
Memorial Services will not be scheduled as the funeral home has been informed that nobody would come as he never earned anyone’s respect.
Surviving family members have asked that if anyone by some fat chance wanted to contribute money in Mr. Kahru’s name, to please send it to The Get A Clue Foundation, New York, New York 10017. They feel that maybe this contribution might help others realize something their brother never had.
Damn, that was great, OAS.... :bow:
Quote:Mr. Karhu was a member of the Actors Guild and was employed for several years by the Broadway musical Rent, where he was a Gopher, a Best Boy and a Stage Handy.
actors guild? what is this , the middle ages?
Quote:The Village People fan club.
it was the village
person fan club. i only liked the indian. :bouncer:
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DGW wins!!!
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DGW wins!!!
????? Excuse me??????
You might want to double check who you're quoting there Thunder.
so who won? I bet it was me.
nobody ever does me with these things
Too...much....material...can't...think....straight
Quote:nobody ever does me with these things
that's because we <3 you too much, and don't want to imagine you dead.
Tricia died today. The germs in her decaying teeth spread to the rest of her body.
i win. gimme my Damn shirt.
OMG SHE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!! HAHHAHAHAHA GET IT, CAUSE SHE DIED GET IT GET IT?!?!?
i was just trying to be nice :-(