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Admin Wrote:I just wish Philly Mike would really say what's on his mind. Well you see, I try to hold back a lot so I don't hurt anyones feelings.
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:dingdongyo Wrote:i find it amusing when rock monster clamors for jo's attention, and she doesn't give him the time of day. they could be best buds and have weekly orgies for all i know, that's just what it looks like from here. which is funnier anyway.
Jo doesn't participate in orgies, she's a robot, and doesn't know how to love What's love got to do with orgies?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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dingdongyo Wrote:i find it amusing when rock monster clamors for jo's attention, and she doesn't give him the time of day. they could be best buds and have weekly orgies for all i know, that's just what it looks like from here. which is funnier anyway.
I actually make her cry, that's why she never responds.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Just an update who is fair game to call out in this thread:
Rock Monster
hotzester
Allyson
Queenie
formerly known as plungerhand
potthole
jiggy
Biff
Howie Feltersnatch
Jo
dingdingyo
Philly Mike
maddogjls74
your momma
sunshyne
mainerliser
Opus
speedbump
boizalynne
Fistor
Krystal
FUSTERCLUCK
lokizilla
Mark the Valet
Major A-hole
Doktor/Alex
.... sooo pretty much all of the regulars.
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Philly Mike Wrote:Admin Wrote:I just wish Philly Mike would really say what's on his mind. Well you see, I try to hold back a lot so I don't hurt anyones feelings.
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jo doesn't participate in orgies, she's a robot, and doesn't know how to love What's love got to do with orgies?
Howie loves his family....
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Doktor Wrote:I Love you too Rock Monster 
You, alex/Doktor, really, really suck at starting topics. I can't think of one that I actually found to be interesting... well, at least not one that wasn't hijacked and taken way off topic.
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potthole Wrote:Doktor Wrote:I Love you too Rock Monster
You, alex/Doktor, really, really suck at starting topics. I can't think of one that I actually found to be interesting... well, at least not one that wasn't hijacked and taken way off topic.
I second this thought.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Oh jeez guys, that breaks my effing heart.
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Sometimes the best response is no response.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Queenie Wrote:Sometimes the best response is no response.
Most people don't realize that no response is a response.
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I don't have time to respond to every thing....
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Krystal Wrote:potthole Wrote:You, alex/Doktor, really, really suck at starting topics. I can't think of one that I actually found to be interesting... well, at least not one that wasn't hijacked and taken way off topic.
I second this thought.
You think that if everyone would just ignore him and his posts and just smite him at every chance it would make him go away. I know I am willing to try.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Waste your energies on me? I'm flattered.
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Doktor; you are a round mouthed, knuckle draggin, nose pickin, butt sniffin, crack baby look-alike that probably has child porn and beastiality pics hidden in your "KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE FILE" on your effin pc. You are a complete and total d-bag. Come on dude....you were talking about rapin lionesses in your stupid effin story that you gave birth to. I would really like to bash you in the face and hog-tie you in a field full of donkeys and let you be on the recieving end of your effed up daydreams. But, then again; you would probably enjoy that too much....hell.....your mom did!
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Philly Mike Wrote:Krystal Wrote:I second this thought.
You think that if everyone would just ignore him and his posts and just smite him at every chance it would make him go away. I know I am willing to try.
the problem with this, as he points out, is you're not ignoring him. teeing off on how much he annoys you is exactly what gives him the chub he's looking for.
major a-hole is weird.
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Philly Mike Wrote:Krystal Wrote:I second this thought.
You think that if everyone would just ignore him and his posts and just smite him at every chance it would make him go away. I know I am willing to try.
titan is still around so......no.
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I missed Jo....
but I miss Fistor more
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Major A-hole Wrote:Doktor; you are a round mouthed, knuckle draggin, nose pickin, butt sniffin, crack baby look-alike that probably has child porn and beastiality pics hidden in your "KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE FILE" on your effin pc. You are a complete and total d-bag. Come on dude....you were talking about rapin lionesses in your stupid effin story that you gave birth to. I would really like to bash you in the face and hog-tie you in a field full of donkeys and let you be on the recieving end of your effed up daydreams. But, then again; you would probably enjoy that too much....hell.....your mom did!
You know nothing of me or my work.
I would like to dissect every little half-baked statement you've made here but I won't, because It wouldn't change anything. You've already proven yourself to be dimwitted, my work was done for me.
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Doktor Wrote:Major A-hole Wrote:Doktor; you are a round mouthed, knuckle draggin, nose pickin, butt sniffin, crack baby look-alike that probably has child porn and beastiality pics hidden in your "KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE FILE" on your effin pc. You are a complete and total d-bag. Come on dude....you were talking about rapin lionesses in your stupid effin story that you gave birth to. I would really like to bash you in the face and hog-tie you in a field full of donkeys and let you be on the recieving end of your effed up daydreams. But, then again; you would probably enjoy that too much....hell.....your mom did!
You know nothing of me or my work.
I would like to dissect every little half-baked statement you've made here but I won't, because It wouldn't change anything. You've already proven yourself to be dimwitted, my work was done for me.
This conversation =
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Rock Monster Wrote:Doktor Wrote:You know nothing of me or my work.
I would like to dissect every little half-baked statement you've made here but I won't, because It wouldn't change anything. You've already proven yourself to be dimwitted, my work was done for me.
This conversation =
+1
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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So what work are you talking about? That story was work?
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In general you know nothing of me. Not how I operate.
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Rock Monster- I know I already did you, but I just recently realized that you are effing funny as hell
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I missed Jo....
but I miss Fistor more I miss your brother. What can we do to make him come back?
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boizalynne Wrote:Rock Monster- I know I already did you, but I just recently realized that you are effing funny as hell
so you did him before you really got to know him?
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maybe if we all called weinerpoopie's cell phone he'd come back...
more like he'd stop talking to me but yah...
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Rock Monster- I know I already did you, but I just recently realized that you are effing funny as hell
so you did him before you really got to know him?
Nothing gets past you SpEd
I knew I was mistakin' for using the words that I used... I should have guessed
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:maybe if we all called weinerpoopie's cell phone he'd come back...
more like he'd stop talking to me but yah... LOL!!!
Post his number and have people leave gratuitous messages in his inbox...
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boizalynne Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:so you did him before you really got to know him?
Nothing gets past you SpEd
I knew I was mistakin' for using the words that I used... I should have guessed
Methinks Freud was right.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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Isn't Doktor Alan the same dumbass that wrote the stupid thread
http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?bo...075&page=1 ?
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Doktor Wrote:Major A-hole Wrote:Doktor; you are a round mouthed, knuckle draggin, nose pickin, butt sniffin, crack baby look-alike that probably has child porn and beastiality pics hidden in your "KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE FILE" on your effin pc. You are a complete and total d-bag. Come on dude....you were talking about rapin lionesses in your stupid effin story that you gave birth to. I would really like to bash you in the face and hog-tie you in a field full of donkeys and let you be on the recieving end of your effed up daydreams. But, then again; you would probably enjoy that too much....hell.....your mom did!
You know nothing of me or my work.
I would like to dissect every little half-baked statement you've made here but I won't, because It wouldn't change anything. You've already proven yourself to be dimwitted, my work was done for me.
I think both of you guys are each in your own crazy little world.
In my mind I imagine Major A-hole as a truck drive'n extra on the new Dukes of Hazard movie, thumping his bible at Boss Hogg.
And Doktor Alex, I imagine, loves dropping acid and getting naked at Pagan parties. Plus I figure he ia addicted to World of War Craft and Dark Magik.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Rock Monster- I know I already did you, but I just recently realized that you are effing funny as hell
so you did him before you really got to know him?
That's exactly what I was thinking.... well that, and where exactly was I during this?
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sunshyne Wrote:Isn't Doktor Alex the same dumbass that wrote the stupid thread
http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?bo...075&page=1 ?
I think it was one of his multiple personalities.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:maybe if we all called weinerpoopie's cell phone he'd come back...
more like he'd stop talking to me but yah...
Biff would send n00d pic messages. that'll get him comming.....
back.
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Mad Dog Wrote:Doktor Wrote:You know nothing of me or my work.
I would like to dissect every little half-baked statement you've made here but I won't, because It wouldn't change anything. You've already proven yourself to be dimwitted, my work was done for me.
I think both of you guys are each in your own crazy little world.
In my mind I imagine Major A-hole as a truck drive'n extra on the new Dukes of Hazard movie, thumping his bible at Boss Hogg.
And Doktor Alex, I imagine, loves dropping acid and getting naked at Pagan parties. Plus I figure he ia addicted to World of War Craft and Dark Magik.
So in your mind, I'm naked?
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Doktor Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:I think both of you guys are each in your own crazy little world.
In my mind I imagine Major A-hole as a truck drive'n extra on the new Dukes of Hazard movie, thumping his bible at Boss Hogg.
And Doktor Alex, I imagine, loves dropping acid and getting naked at Pagan parties. Plus I figure he ia addicted to World of War Craft and Dark Magik.
So in your mind, I'm naked?
I think Mad Dog has a boy crush. Woooooooo!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Jiggy Wrote:Doktor Wrote:So in your mind, I'm naked?
I think Mad Dog has a boy crush. Woooooooo!
Ummmmmm...... Not exactly what I meant...... But funny!!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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No seriously what the eff, man.
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boizalynne Wrote:Nothing gets past you SpEd
Boizy, you just earned bonus karma for that one! I almost forgot about "sped".
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Nothing gets past you SpEd
Boizy, you just earned bonus karma for that one! I almost forgot about "sped". The classics are always the best... Never to be underestimated 
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boizalynne Wrote:Admin Wrote:Boizy, you just earned bonus karma for that one! I almost forgot about "sped". The classics are always the best... Never to be underestimated is "queefie" a classic, or did i just make that up?
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