2009 MVP Nomination Thread

[krystal]

I vote for 0rz because she's my bff.

And, yes, I totally expect her to do the same for me.

[0rz0ski]

OMG KRYS! I nominate Krys because I totally forgot to do that yesterday because I was mad at Howie for ignoring people.

[Titan!]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

[Wiener Poopie]

I have a chubby for Titan, so he gets my vote.

[Biff]

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

Was that the reason really? I mean really really really really?

[krystal]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

You have to go a full calendar year without getting a wild hair up your ass before you can be nominated. Sorry. It is how it is.

And now for the backlash.

[Philly Mike]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

yeah but i have one thing over you... I still gots a warning and you don't

[plungerhand]

I have a chubby for Titan, so he gets my vote.

I too sport wood for Titan....and I really like being called a fucktard... It fits somehow

[Titan!]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

yeah but i have one thing over you... I still gots a warning and you don't

Damn I lost both my warnings ? That sucks.

[Philly Mike]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

yeah but i have one thing over you... I still gots a warning and you don't

Damn I lost both my warnings ? That sucks.

yup, I'm the only one now with a scarlet badge.

read 'em and weep.

[Mad Dog]

I have a chubby for Titan, so he gets my vote.

I too sport wood for Titan....and I really like being called a fucktard... It fits somehow

You mean like OJ's glove?

[beckyp]

gimme mvp or i'll spam every thread with mah lolcats.

[schuyler16]

i post somewhat regularly and sign on five days out of the week. God it feels so good to be accepted [sobs uncontrollably] hock:

[boizalynne]

gimme mvp or i'll spam every thread with mah lolcats.

I want to nominate Becky also because I fucking hate LOL cats....

[plumpenut]

I nominate Becky because Im a big fan of hers

[Queenie]

I nominate Becky because Im a big fan of her boobs

FIXED!! :thumbup:

[zdunklee]

I nominate Becky because Im a big fan of her boobs

FIXED!! :thumbup:

Well hell...on that note I nominate whoever posts the best picture of their boobs...
















...in a safe for work fashion that is (also that means currently Krys gets my vote)

[Titan!]

I agree with Zack, except I'm happy with the NOT safe for work version of the photos.

Ladies, show me your ta taa's and I'll nominate you and un-nominate myself.

(Face and nipple must be visible in the same photo for offer to be valid)

And if you want it to remain private you can send them to my email: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a><!-- e --> use "Nominate Me" as your subject line

[krystal]

My corset picture is already on here. You have to find it yourselves.

[Biff]

I agree with Zack, except I'm happy with the NOT safe for work version of the photos.

Ladies, show me your ta taa's and I'll nominate you and un-nominate myself.

(Face and nipple must be visible in the same photo for offer to be valid)

And if you want it to remain private you can send them to my email: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a><!-- e --> use "Nominate Me" as your subject line

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://talonse.com/insults/hottie.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://talonse.com/insults/hottie.jpg</a><!-- m -->

[zdunklee]

My corset picture is already on here. You have to find it yourselves.

You should add the "sunburn" picture for good measure

[krystal]

Okay. Here's my "I was drunk and thought I was immune to the sun" picture:



It's just one big picture of boobs.

[Wiener Poopie]

[krystal]

The day I got that sunburn, I was using my cleavage as a phone holder. I kept the phone on vibrate so I could tell everyone who texted me they were motorboating me.

[Wiener Poopie]

Im out of contention as this is my last week on the board, im done working white collar and going back to blue collar.

[Queenie]

Im out of contention as this is my last week on the board, im done working white collar and going back to blue collar.

Holy crap man! We just got you back and now you are gonna leave us?? *tears*

[Titan!]

what ? You can only be on the message board when you're at work ? WTF ? Seriously ?

That lameness alone should make you withdraw your name from contention out f sheer embarassment and humiliation.

Damn man you suck.

[Wiener Poopie]

what ? You can only be on the message board when you're at work ? WTF ? Seriously ?

That lameness alone should make you withdraw your name from contention out f sheer embarassment and humiliation.

Damn man you suck.

I don't have internet at my house. :crazy:

[Titan!]

Hence the "You suck" comment

[uglybitch]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

Aren't you that fat deviant pedo photographer who threw a fucking hissy fit every time you didn't get your way? If you are then I would have kicked you out too. Fucking pussy.

[Wiener Poopie]

Yeah! Eat shit Titan!!!

[krystal]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

Aren't you that fat deviant pedo photographer who threw a fucking hissy fit every time you didn't get your way? If you are then I would have kicked you out too. Fucking pussy.

I like you. Please post more.

[Titan!]

I nominate me because the rest of you fucktards seem to have forgotten how awesome I am.

How awesome am I ?

I'm so awesome that Biff BANNED me from the voting last year.

Remember that Biff ? Remember when you kicked me out of the competition just because you don't like me ?

Aren't you that fat deviant pedo photographer who threw a fucking hissy fit every time you didn't get your way? If you are then I would have kicked you out too. Fucking pussy.

Aren't you that fat deviant ass wipe who's hiding behind a second screen name ?

[krystal]

Hmmm... That puts a new perspective on things.

[Philly Mike]

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

no no wait don't fight... fighting is wrong...

[0rz0ski]

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAG-NET!

[Biff]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4[/youtube]

[0rz0ski]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzBh0J1YFU[/youtube]

[boizalynne]

^OH! At first I was confused....

[Philly Mike]

Okay I now nominate myself for bringing fighting lobsters into this thread.