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Teeth
#1
Seriously, take care of them. I just met a woman no older than 35 who had only one tooth. How can people stand it?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#2
Shouldn't you have named this thread "tooth" if she only had one? Wink
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#3
It takes a lot less time to brush 1 tooth. Maybe she's just into efficiency.
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#4
The other night I was getting ready for bed and noticed my wife was sitting in bed, chewing gum and reading a book.

"Why are you chewing gum at 10:30 at night?" I asked her. "So I don't have to brush my teeth," she replied. "No way," I answered, "I'm not going to be married to some lady with wooden George Washington teeth, go brush 'em!" She sighed, got up, and went to brush her teeth. Wink
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#5
potthole Wrote:The other night I was getting ready for bed and noticed my wife was sitting in bed, chewing gum and reading a book.

"Why are you chewing gum at 10:30 at night?" I asked her. "So I don't have to brush my teeth," she replied. "No way," I answered, "I'm not going to be married to some lady with wooden George Washington teeth, go brush 'em!" She sighed, got up, and went to brush her teeth. Wink

I didn't realize it was legal to marry a 12-year-old in Michigan.

(Sorry, I'm sure your wife is a lovely woman; just couldn't resist. :mrgreen: )
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#6
Bexxx is going to kick your ass if you keep talking to her like that. You're her husband, not her dad. Confusedhh:

BTW, brushing at night is way overrated. I'm 39 years old with ZERO cavities. I barely floss and ONLY brush in the morning.

F the 4 out of 5 dentists who reccomend trident.
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#7
fustercluck Wrote:Bexxx is going to kick your ass if you keep talking to her like that. You're her husband, not her dad. Confusedhh:

BTW, brushing at night is way overrated. I'm 39 years old with ZERO cavities. I barely floss and ONLY brush in the morning.

F the 4 out of 5 dentists who reccomend trident.


I'm with Fuster on this one...I only brush in the morning and have never had a cavity or other tooth problem to speak of.
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#8
Not brushing before bed = teh gross. I feel sorry for Melissa.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#9
I used to use mouthwash before bed too, but then some dentist study came out that using it too often caused mouth cancer, and I use my mouth too much to lose it to cancer.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#10
0rz0ski Wrote:I used to use mouthwash before bed too, but then some dentist study came out that using it too often caused mouth cancer, and I use my mouth too much to lose it to cancer.

True dat!! Wink

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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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#11
So, like, how much is "too much" according to this supposed report?
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#12
Biff Wrote:Not brushing before bed = teh gross. I feel sorry for Melissa.

My mouth is like my shit. Wonderful and smells like flowers!
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#13
zdunklee Wrote:
fustercluck Wrote:Bexxx is going to kick your ass if you keep talking to her like that. You're her husband, not her dad. Confusedhh:

BTW, brushing at night is way overrated. I'm 39 years old with ZERO cavities. I barely floss and ONLY brush in the morning.

F the 4 out of 5 dentists who reccomend trident.


I'm with Fuster on this one...I only brush in the morning and have never had a cavity or other tooth problem to speak of.
Same here. In fact the first time I ever went to the dentist was 5 years ago and he couldn't believe how good my teeth were for never being there. Now...having said that I do regularaly do dentist visits now.
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