03-30-2010, 05:21 PM
The other night I was getting ready for bed and noticed my wife was sitting in bed, chewing gum and reading a book.
"Why are you chewing gum at 10:30 at night?" I asked her. "So I don't have to brush my teeth," she replied. "No way," I answered, "I'm not going to be married to some lady with wooden George Washington teeth, go brush 'em!" She sighed, got up, and went to brush her teeth.
"Why are you chewing gum at 10:30 at night?" I asked her. "So I don't have to brush my teeth," she replied. "No way," I answered, "I'm not going to be married to some lady with wooden George Washington teeth, go brush 'em!" She sighed, got up, and went to brush her teeth.