03-30-2010, 06:23 PM
potthole Wrote:The other night I was getting ready for bed and noticed my wife was sitting in bed, chewing gum and reading a book.
"Why are you chewing gum at 10:30 at night?" I asked her. "So I don't have to brush my teeth," she replied. "No way," I answered, "I'm not going to be married to some lady with wooden George Washington teeth, go brush 'em!" She sighed, got up, and went to brush her teeth.
I didn't realize it was legal to marry a 12-year-old in Michigan.
(Sorry, I'm sure your wife is a lovely woman; just couldn't resist. :mrgreen: )
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