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#41
03-03-2009, 12:47 PM
I think he said something along the lines of "I think Queenie's a female. It says she's a female." But whether or not he BELIEVED it is up in the air.
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#42
03-03-2009, 01:36 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
dino Wrote:You don't need to expose your sexual escapades here howie :Smile


thats why i didn't post 'loose cows' i figured if someone would react that i was doing cows atleast the cows would have good morals
So noted
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#43
03-03-2009, 01:56 PM
Good Lord. I just listened to that Bachelor crap that Hot Wings watched. After hearing that garbage and knowing that HW found it interesting he needs to change his gender status to female.
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#44
03-03-2009, 01:57 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
dino Wrote:You don't need to expose your sexual escapades here howie :Smile


thats why i didn't post 'loose cows' i figured if someone would react that i was doing cows atleast the cows would have good morals

There are some who might say that any cow who allows you to do it is not of good moral fiber.
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#45
03-03-2009, 02:06 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Hot Wings - usually just agreees with others, and doesn't talk much. He's also the know-it-all dork.

Don't forget that he sounds just like Squidward from Spongebob.
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#46
03-03-2009, 02:14 PM
i don't hump cows...for the record
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#47
03-03-2009, 02:15 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i don't hump cows...for the record

They hump him.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#48
03-03-2009, 02:58 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i don't hump cows...for the record

They hump him.
+1 Big Grin
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#49
03-03-2009, 02:58 PM
dino Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:They hump him.
+1 Big Grin

no, not +1
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#50
03-03-2009, 03:01 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
dino Wrote:+1 Big Grin

no, not +1

Not +1, only one at a time.
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#51
03-03-2009, 03:08 PM

Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
dino Wrote:+1 Big Grin

no, not +1
To be fair he did say he was the one chasing.


backwards?
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#52
03-03-2009, 03:22 PM
so, how 'bout those new affiliates
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#53
03-03-2009, 03:23 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:so, how 'bout those new affiliates
Nice re-direct
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#54
03-03-2009, 03:23 PM
No actual cows were harmed during the filming of this thread.
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#55
03-03-2009, 03:26 PM
Admin Wrote:No actual cows were harmed during the filming of this thread.

But was a forum member?
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#56
03-03-2009, 03:27 PM
Queenie Wrote:
Admin Wrote:No actual cows were harmed during the filming of this thread.

But was a forum member?

Only emotionally. Sad
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#57
03-03-2009, 03:29 PM
Admin Wrote:No actual cows were harmed during the filming of this thread.

There's film? That's one I have to miss...
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#58
03-03-2009, 07:53 PM
Yeah, you can view it at www.howielovescows.com , although I wouldn't suggest it.
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03-03-2009, 11:09 PM
^^ Awesome!
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#60
03-03-2009, 11:18 PM
dino Wrote:In the second hour this morning around 6 am est, Hotwings said on air he though Howie was a girl. Apparently due to his pinkness.


did anyone get a clip of this? mind posting it so I can hear exactly how I was getting beaten up as I slumbered like an angel
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