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Zane's A-T Marathon - Sept. 12, 2009
#1
The big announcement this morning was indeed that Zane is going for another Triathalon to support Ataxia Telangiectasia (A-T). This time, the Triathalon will be on September 12, and Zane has a challenge for us, the listeners.

Zane has requested that we sponsor Zane a dollar or cents amount per minute, for every minute that he is in the triathalon. He expects that it will take him around 2 hours (120 minutes). He is in the Chariot event, which means he'll be pulling one of the A-T children behind him for the duration of the race.

Here's the breakdown of the math:
$0.05 per minute $6.00
$0.10 per minute $12.00
$0.15 per minute $18.00
$0.20 per minute $24.00
$0.25 per minute $30.00
$0.30 per minute $36.00
$0.35 per minute $42.00
$0.40 per minute $48.00
$0.45 per minute $54.00
$0.50 per minute $60.00
$1.00 per minute $120.00
$1.50 per minute $180.00
$2.00 per minute $240.00
$2.50 per minute $300.00
$5.00 per minute $600.00
$10.00 per minute $1,200.00

Zane has promised that he will not 'throw' the results, as he has pledged $20 per minute ($2,400).

Listen to Zane's Announcement:
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Download Zane's Announcement:
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And most important of all...The link to donate!
http://www.communityatcp.org/triforat
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#2
Done and done. The goal is $10,000/minute (=$1,200,000) so let's make it happen!
That's what she said.
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#3
Biff, can we use your pay pal account to make donations to? and throw one giant lump at the show on behalf of the entire board?

I personally would love to be able to give $100 or even $1,000 but facing facts means it'll be much less.

Maybe we can get back on their good graces if the smite board makes a donation (as a whole) of $1k or something! :clap:
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#4
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Biff, can we use your pay pal account to make donations to? and throw one giant lump at the show on behalf of the entire board?

I personally would love to be able to give $100 or even $1,000 but facing facts means it'll be much less.

Maybe we can get back on their good graces if the smite board makes a donation (as a whole) of $1k or something! :clap:

I have some scrap metal I can donate!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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#5
10lbs /minute!...I hope the price goes up!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#6
We will be un-able to collect all donations from the board and present them at once.

But if you could please make a note when you make your donation saying that it is from the spite board or the LISTENER RAN message board that would be cool. I'd like to see how much we can raise!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#7
Unless someone else on the admin team wants to field it, I cannot run the paypal thing. I've not enough time to handle a task like this. Ask Howie how long it took me to mail the PA Pranks shirts.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#8
Sorry guys, I guess the above links do not work for listening to the segment.

Here are the updated links (Howie or one of the mods will fix it when they can).

Listen to Zane's Announcement:
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Download Zane's Annoucement:
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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#9
As of this morning, listeners have raised $163.04. Good, but we've got more to go.

Zane also announced this morning that companies that wish to sponsor him can do so for $1, and they will get mentioned on the air.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#10
Okay, I have had a change of heart. You can use my paypal account to donate and I will give them a spite board check (or money order).

biff mayhem at yahoo dot com

Please include your user name so I know who you are.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#11
admin Wrote:Okay, I have had a change of heart. You can use my paypal account to donate and I will give them a spite board check (or money order).

biff mayhem at yahoo dot com

Please include your user name so I know who you are.

Useful information YESTERDAY!! I kind of felt like my original donation wasn't enough anyway. But when you are going by a per minute rate, you never know what could happen. After he finishes the race, i'll take the difference in the total of what I wanted to contribute and what Zane's time turns out to be and send it to you Biff.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#12
admin Wrote:Okay, I have had a change of heart. You can use my paypal account to donate and I will give them a spite board check (or money order).

biff mayhem at yahoo dot com

Please include your user name so I know who you are.

Thanks to Biff for helping out with that!

To recap, there are three ways to donate.
1) Pledge a dollar or cents amount per minute here.
2) Donate a flat amount here.
3) Donate via Biff as a member of the Spite Board, via PayPal, at biff mayhem at yahoo dot com.

Thanks everyone!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#13
done.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#14
Last week to donate! Current total is at $557.86 (approx $66,943.20).

Also, to ramp it up, Zane said if they get the equivelent of $10,000 a minute, after all of the flat donations and pledges are in, he'll get a Mr. Ten Tramp Stamp. A lofty goal, but let's see that happen!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#15
0rz0ski Wrote:Also, to ramp it up, Zane said if they get the equivelent of $10,000 a minute, after all of the flat donations and pledges are in, he'll get a Mr. Ten Tramp Stamp. A lofty goal, but let's see that happen!

Allyson said she will also get a Mr. Ten tramp stamp if we raise $10k/minute.
That's what she said.
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#16
I would love to win the lottery just to donate enough to make that effer get that tattoo.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#17
I didn't realize Zane was writing personal "thank you" notes to everyone that donates, that was a nice surprise. Shame the 10K probably won't happen, but $550/min is still pretty substantial money. Still a very impressive work by Zane considering the relatively short time period and little advanced planning.
Sir, they're not going to allow you to...break the law
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#18
Agreed, I for one appreciated the personalized email from a non-show email at that.

Good Job Zane
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#19
Here's a local news article about Zane and the Triathalon.

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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#20
Last call for donations! Last call for donations!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#21
There's a video up on the fbhw page of Zane and Pam starting and finishing each section. It's great. Well done Zane!
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#22
I found this on youtube.

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#23
Please remember to finalize your pledge and donate!

https://www.communityatcp.org/SSLPage.as...frsid=1956
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#24
Do they have a paypal address to send the money? I didn't see one and I'd like to complete the spite board contribution.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#25
If not can you just get with zane to send it to his or the shows paypal?

How much was the spiteboard contribution? please tell me more than Biff and I
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#26
Yes, FMCrowl got in on the action as well.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#27
sigh....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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