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#81
I like bees.
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#82
is there anything more over-rated than applewood smoked bacon?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#83
plumpenut Wrote:is there anything more over-rated than applewood smoked bacon?

I like regular bacon, myself.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#84
fustercluck Wrote:Tom Cruise is so Tom Cruise in every movie he does. Just watch MI3 for the umteenth time. Can't stand him, but still watch his movies. Fortunatly you can sleep through them and know what is going to happen.


Have you seen him in Tropic Thunder ?
Wowie Groovie !
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#85
I watched War of the Worlds last night. While it was campy in places, the scene in the basement when the "snake" is looking for them was intense.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#86
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#87
Queenie Wrote:I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?


It rings that many times because they are listening to your outgoing e-mail message and possibly leaving you a message.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#88
Biff Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?


It rings that many times because they are listening to your outgoing e-mail message and possibly leaving you a message.

On a cellphone it usually goes straight to voicemail.
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#89
krystal Wrote:
Biff Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?


It rings that many times because they are listening to your outgoing e-mail message and possibly leaving you a message.

On a cellphone it usually goes straight to voicemail.

Not in my experience but it may depend on the carrier.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#90
There is one way to ensure that no one else eats the community cashews: ignore the fact that there is a plastic spoon and dixie cup next to the bowl and just did your whole freaking hand in.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#91
I really hate it when there's "that guy" at an event who has to try to crack jokes at everything. There's one of "those guys" at my new job orientation. Sure am glad tomorrow is the last time I have to see him.
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#92
Watchin R. Lee Ermey shoot shit is alot of fun.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#93
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with a shot of Jack Daniels than Kay.
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#94
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#95
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#96
Queenie Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:I think everyone needs one of these:

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I'm scared to click on this link at work . . .

Yea I wouldn't watch the video at work, but the link is safe.
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#97
i wish i could google "things to eat in the work fridge" so i wouldnt have to go all the way to the other side of the office and be disappointed
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