Welcome to the FB&HW forum!

[drinkinbeers]

Come on yah bunch of homos...back me up whats a matter you dont like boobs.

[fmcrowl]

This forum is more addicting than crack!

[thycantdeportusall]

you guys need to make a mix ..stop talking about it and do it now

[aki]

yay! this is cool.

[izzieloohoo]

Come on yah bunch of homos...back me up whats a matter you dont like boobs.

I am female and I see my own boobs every day. I can appreciate a nice pair, although contrary to what the guys think, I don't consider myself a little bit lezzie. I have watched the video of Zane's wife going crazy over Taylor Hicks and I must say that I didn't think that she was all that attractive. She had boy hair and a stick body. Until I see a picture of her that makes her look more feminine then I don't care to see her enhancements.

[valoth]

zane said he canceled the posting ability just before he left! He lies!

[bigballmcgee]

Is pantigobbler Zane himself?

[mainerliser]

Never tell people NOT to do something.

You would think they would know this by now. Have they seen what we do to Wikepedia pages? We are just dicks in general....that's their target audience isn't it?

[hotzester]

Don't forget to exalt/smite good or bad posts as needed!

[mainerliser]

Don't forget to exalt/smite good or bad posts as needed!

Hey, I can't exalt/smite all of a sudden. Did I just get banned?

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[hotzester]

No, you only get X number per hour or something...I don't know the details. They'll be back.

[mermantiger]

You can only do one exalt/smite an hour.

[mainerliser]

OK...I feel better.

[Titan!]

GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the past tense of Go Blue, Go Blow ?

[Titan!]

i think a webcam of the fb and hw show would be pretty cool

That, just might be the best idea ever.

[hotzester]

I agree - a webcam would kick ass.

[Titan!]

Zane needs to do paintball gaunlet on his scooter...

2nd best idea ever

[Titan!]

Also make sure if you post something Not Safe For Work please post NFSW in the subject so you don't get anyone fired.

Eff that NSFW shit. If you're at work you're not supposed to be looking at the web anyway. You deserve to get fired.

[hotzester]

Titan, while it may be true that YOU shouldn't be surfing while you're making chalupas, some of us have real jobs, and we can surf while we're getting the job done, just not to porn or other questionable content.

[shaggytheclown17]

FBHW KICKS ASS ;D

[Titan!]

Titan, while it may be true that YOU shouldn't be surfing while you're making chalupas, some of us have real jobs, and we can surf while we're getting the job done, just not to porn or other questionable content.

So it's okay with your boss for you to sit at your folding table and waste time online at a message board? Seriously arent you getting paid to be productive? File some FTP reports or assimilate some synergy or think outside the box ? I've worked several office jobs and not once was it ever okay to surf the web while on the clock. So again I say Fu-ck you and your NSFW bullshit.

[hotzester]

Well, then I guess it's unfortunate for you that you've never worked here. You have my sympathy.


But to answer your question, yes. Because A) my boss isn't in the office with me, since it's MY office. And B) those above me know the quality and quantity I produce for them, so I'm pretty much left alone.

[Titan!]

Well, then I guess it's unfortunate for you that you've never worked here. You have my sympathy.


But to answer your question, yes. Because A) my boss isn't in the office with me, since it's MY office. And B) those above me know the quality and quantity I produce for them, so I'm pretty much left alone.

So when your boss isnt in your office it's okay to surf the web right ? When he suddenly pops in unexpectedly do you quickly switch back to your spread sheets and pretend like you weren't wasting company time?

[hotzester]

My boss doesn't even work in the same hospital.

I'm fascinated by your interest in my career. Perhaps you can tag along someday.

[Titan!]

My boss doesn't even work in the same hospital.

I'm fascinated by your interest in my career. Perhaps you can tag along someday.

Here, try this. Copy and paste all of the posts you've written here and send them to your boss and tell him what you've been doing on company time.

Or better yet, give me your bosses name and email address and I will send them to him.

You still want me to believe your employers are cool with you wasting their time.

I seriously hope no patient's health is relying on you paying attention and focusing on your job.

[hotzester]

I'm actually more interested in why you think I CARE what you believe.

[cchiles]

Whats wrong with sitting on here during work hours? Thats exactly what I am doing and have been doing all day.

[hotzester]

I can validate that, as I, too, have been here since this morning. I've seen Chris here most of that time.

[Titan!]

I'm actually more interested in why you think I CARE what you believe.

That's what I thought. You along with every other person reading this knows you're not supposed to be doing this crap while you're on the clock.

Your lazy selfish attitude is part of the reason that our economy is in the toilet.

Quit wasting your employer's time, and kiss my NSFW ass.

[cchiles]

I would say our economy sucks more because of people like you. First of all, you have no idea what I do for my job. And B, it's called multi-tasking. I'm not wasting anyones time. I am getting all of my work done, but my job involves a lot of sitting around waiting. So you, sir, can F off and go back to harassing co-workers at Taco Bell.

[hotzester]

Titan, a couple of points.

1. You know nothing about me or my employer. You've got no way of knowing what I can or can not do during the time I'm here.

2. I'll gladly send you an email address, but let's be intellectually honest for a second. I can send you any email address in the world, you'll email to "tattle", and I can just send a reply posing as my boss. So your hypothesis that you can email my boss to tell on me is flawed from the beginning, as there's no way to verify whether you've been successful or not. Mind you, I wouldn't resort to such a method in an attempt to impress a total stranger who is really nothing more than a random poster on a message board, but really, would you believe me anyway?

3. Your obsession with the details of my profession is now dancing on a line somewhere between unhealthy and strange. You might consider toning it down just a little bit, or maybe even medication.

[cchiles]

I'm gonna be honest. I'm a little interested in what you do, now.

[Titan!]

I would say our economy sucks more because of people like you. First of all, you have no idea what I do for my job. And B, it's called multi-tasking. I'm not wasting anyones time. I am getting all of my work done, but my job involves a lot of sitting around waiting. So you, sir, can F off and go back to harassing co-workers at Taco Bell.

I don't give a shit what you do for your job. If you're so damn good at multi tasking you should be multi tasking for your company, that's what they're paying you for. When you're on the clock your time belongs to the company. I would bet that if your boss were standing over your shoulder the entire day, you wouldnt dare log on to this or any other message board.

[hotzester]

LOL You can have it if you want it!

[Titan!]

Titan, a couple of points.

1. You know nothing about me or my employer. You've got no way of knowing what I can or can not do during the time I'm here.

2. I'll gladly send you an email address, but let's be intellectually honest for a second. I can send you any email address in the world, you'll email to "tattle", and I can just send a reply posing as my boss. So your hypothesis that you can email my boss to tell on me is flawed from the beginning, as there's no way to verify whether you've been successful or not. Mind you, I wouldn't resort to such a method in an attempt to impress a total stranger who is really nothing more than a random poster on a message board, but really, would you believe me anyway?

3. Your obsession with the details of my profession is now dancing on a line somewhere between unhealthy and strange. You might consider toning it down just a little bit, or maybe even medication.

I havent asked a single detail about your job. I don't give a shit about you or your job. My point is that pussies like you who whine about a thread not being acceptable at work, are the same a-holes who know that they arent suposed to be web surfing on company time.

[hotzester]

Pussies like me you say. I'm glad you're able to ascertain so much about me from some words on a screen.

If only you knew.

[smarterthanhw]

$h!t, my productivity just went waaaaaaaaay down......

[mudroomdonna]

ALL of you WIN the special olympics! Oh, but darn, you're still retarded..

But for the record I side with the guy from Albany. Albany, FTW.

[Titan!]

Pussies like me you say. I'm glad you're able to ascertain so much about me from some words on a screen.

If only you knew.

oohhhhh Scarrrrry.

Lemme guess you're a former Marine with a black belt in 7 martial arts, and for a short time you worked for Blackwater as a "clean up" specialist, and you could kill me 9 different ways with your thumbs?

Am I close ?

[cchiles]

How do you know that this isn't my job? How do you know I'm not my own boss? You don't, but thanks for trying.