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Maynard
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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CAn you ever keep your dumb fucking mouth shut? You stupid TWAT. You've got an awful lot of internet muscle you dumb shit. Just keep your fucking pie hole shut.

And I'll tell you what, you REALLY don't want to start dragging this little peoblem you have with me into every fucking thread I post in. TRUST ME on that one.

Maynard
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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I have no idea how this happened...this was posted as a response to ken. Weird.

This message was edited by Maynard on 10-15-01 @ 3:09 PM
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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From the "I shaved my nutts" thread -

quote:

Maynard wrote:

To be honest, I usually do this too. But not for awhile now since I'm not presently getting any.


Now from this thread -

quote:

Maynard wrote:

Is this HS? How old are we? What ever happened to walking up to them and saying hi? If they blow you off, then they're not interested. What an innane topic, stop worrying about having your poor little ego's hurt from getting shot down. Grow some ballies and open your mouth and talk people.


I think people are looking for advice from people who are actually getting some. ;)



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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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quote:

And I'll tell you what, you REALLY don't want to start dragging this little peoblem you have with me into every fucking thread I post in. TRUST ME on that one.




I second that. Ken, you want to rant and rave, Fight Club is four forums to the south, feel free to bring it there, stop dragging every thread you post in off the mark.

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[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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FYI I think your sig pic it too big.......

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

FYI I think your sig pic it too big.......



I think you thought I was asking, my apologies, I am telling you either start a Fight club thread or just smother yourself with a fuckin pillow.

Back to topic, I always noticed that if you are just looking to get laid, just lie to them, it is for the best and you get what you want alot quicker than any other way.

Fuck, there I go again, now I just gave away the secret of how to fuck Effmeboobs from ronfez.net, what the hell is wrong with me. Soon, I will have no game at all!

And That's The Bottom Line......


E-Mail Me


The Answer is no, I do not like you.




Maynard
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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quote:

FYI I think your sig pic it too big.......

Bad idea jerk off.

BTW slashy, I am not getting any now cause I'm not a slut, but I didn't say the direct approach didn't work.

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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Sean, look at the reply times. I sent that in prior to my reading your comment. I didn't think I was ruining any threads, and he has made negative posts following mine frequently enough. You want me to stop consider it done.

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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quote:

Soon, I will have no game at all!

not to worry sean, "the actress" hasn't been sucked into reading the board yet...



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Is this HS?
For some
quote:

How old are we?
We? I don't know, but I'm 34...and married
quote:

What ever happened to walking up to them and saying hi?
That works too. I was trying to give some advice to someone who might not feel comfortable just walking up to someone.
quote:

What an innane topic, stop worrying out having your poor little ego's hurt from getting shot down. Grow some ballies and open your mouth and talk people.
I think it's a fun topic personally, and I pray to god I don't grow ballies..that would complicate dating 101 immensely if I where ever to get divorced.

Come on Maynard...smile. I hardly know you, but I've seen enough of your posts to know you're usually much happier ;)

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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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quote:

cause I'm not a slut

That's not what you said last night...;)



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Jennitalia
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

My expertise in this area is NEVER questioned... got another smartass answer? lol



ok, then, how about anal??



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Maynard
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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quote:

Come on Maynard...smile. I hardly know you, but I've seen enough of your posts to know you're usually much happier

It's an act. It's all an act.;-)

Sephiroth
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Holy Shit, CRX has a new sig! That aint fucking right !!

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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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quote:

I like to start off by IMing a chick and telling her I am a moderater. Then, offer them custom status for a quickie and protecion from the other vets if they swallow.

Ohh, wait, I just gave away all my secrets that Grk fell for.



Actually Sean, it was your pickup line: "Nice Sig pic, wanna fuck?" that really turned me on ;-) Thats the hopeless romantic in me...lol



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This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 10-15-01 @ 3:51 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Actually Sean, it was your pickup line: "Nice Sig pic, wanna fuck?" that really turned me on Thats the hopeless romantic in me...lol




see, but the way you get picked on now, don't you wished you swallowed?

"I'm not that type of girl, I don't like that" blah blah blah, look at you now.

Back to the topic on hand, if you don't like the girl after talking to them a few times, you could always just get on the phone with your friendly niegborhood Admin and when your cell rings and it's her trying to make a booty call, just laugh with him about it and don't answer. They seem to get the point when you just ignore them for two months.

Fuckin A, Now I have done it again! Now I just gave away my tip on how to lose a big broad shoulder twat like IB. I hope you guys are taking notes, I am killing myself here.

Wait a fuckin minute......

quote:

I am not getting any now cause I'm not a slut



You were talking about me, weren't you bitch?

And crx, keep her out of here, she is innocent I tell you, don't taint her, the jewel of my eyes.

And That's The Bottom Line......


E-Mail Me


The Answer is no, I do not like you.




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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
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quote:

This from the guy who's knees are perpetually scraped from working a glory hole 5 nights a week.


and
quote:

FYI I think your sig pic it too big.......



Damn Ken, you are a fuckin trip. But you should heed SC's advice before your ass looks like a train ran through it.

As far as going to a club or bar and knowing if the woman is interested in you....eye contact and smiling....just make sure there's not someone else directly behind you or that your fly isn't down. If a girl smiles it usually the sign that atleast they like your appearence and by the time you complete your first sentence to her she's already decided is she's gonna bang yah. Admit it ladies, you know almost immediatley if you'll give it up to a guy just with in the first 30 seconds of meeting him. I realize there are occasions where you were friends first with a guy and then got drunk on night, but usually it's something you decide right off the bat...no???

First sentences and ice breakers are Dating 102...How not to insert foot in mouth.


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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quote:

you know almost immediatley if you'll give it up to a guy just with in the first 30 seconds of meeting him

Shhh... just cause you're pretty, doesn't mean you have to rooon it for everyone ;)



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Wookie
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

make eye contact, then keep looking back, if you catch him looking at you a few times, SMILE.


But isn't there a fine line between smiling back and thinking "why is this creepy guy staring at me?"
Also, do you ever approach a woman who's there with friends. I'd say no, but ladies?



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Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
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quote:


quote:

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Great oral.
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My expertise in this area is NEVER questioned... got another smartass answer? lol


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Arthur Dent
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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OK, so so far, the key is Eye Contact and Smiling, but in a normal, cool way, not the deranged staring stalker way. ;)

Wookie makes a good point. How do you approach a girl who is with a group of friends? Do you need to include her friends in the conversation? Do you need to bring a friend along to run interference? Do you start a conversation and then naturally and slowly seperate her from her friends for a more private conversation? What's the deal?
Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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quote:

How do you approach a girl who is with a group of friends



You do not. There is strength in numbers and they will rip you apart. Unless, of course, you are perfect and are actually 2 leagues above them.







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
Maynard
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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quote:

cause I'm not a slut

quote:

That's not what you said last night...


quote:

You were talking about me, weren't you bitch?

OK, so maybe I AM a slut.

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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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Holy shit an IB reference. And one that didn't include an expensive dinner at Burger King, or not wanting to pay for pot. What will you come up with next?


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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 1:52 AM      
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quote:

How do you approach a girl who is with a group of friends

I say equal numbers...but this has only worked for me once...



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