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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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quote:

If you can't find something above the neck to comment honestly on, then you're probably shooting for the wrong person for the wrong reasons.


What if she's a "Butterface"? You know, everything's hot but-her-face.



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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
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quote:

Um, I do believe you are the one reading into my post

Mmmm, could be wabbit, could be.

quote:

What if she's a "Butterface"? You know, everything's hot but-her-face.

That decision is entirely up to you then. ;)

I'm just gonna shut my mouth now.


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Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:40 AM      
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quote:

More often than not, she'll be the one persuing you if you show a strong enough pimp hand



Ahhh..so THAT'S how it works ;) So okay then..what do you do with her once you've got her chasing you??


If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat
I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:50 AM      
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quote:

So okay then..what do you do with her once you've got her chasing you??


Well, I repeatedly ask her out to lunch or dinner. :)
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 7:24 AM      
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Psssst....if you want to capture someone's attention...just whisper .


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed


This message was edited by LunaBabe on 10-17-01 @ 7:26 AM
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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quote:

So okay then..what do you do with her once you've got her chasing you

Hope I can outrun her and any law enforcement officers with her.

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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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OK, so where is Arthur with today's topic?

Can I pick one? How about: Where to go on a first date.

The movies is popular, but you can't actually talk. Dinner is easy. What about the shooting range, then you can try to gauge the psycho-factor in her head early. ;)



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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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it's threads like this that make me thankful that I'm married. The whole dating thing is wayyyyyy overrated for me.

Dent - the key is honesty and balls. Ya gotta be honest with her cuz they will see through you and you have to have the balls to go through with your approach.

One thing that a majority of women can not resist, and you ladies can verify this for me, is a guy who can cook. Even if you can only learn one dish from reading a book, perfect it, then offer to make it for her. Its's a guaranteed winner.


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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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quote:

What about the shooting range, then you can try to gauge the psycho-factor in her head early.


Good idea, Ladi...but, why not a morgue then?





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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Ladi, you read my mind. Just wanted to let this topic run its course.

So, we learned that confidence and a sense of humor are key to making a good first impression.

Today, I've actually got two, TWO! (damn that's annoying) questions.

Topic 1 : Best Places to Meet someone. Bars? Clubs? Laundromat?

Topic 2 : Best places to go and things to do on a First Date
Dancing? (I don't) Bowling? Dinner? Bar with Live Music?



This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 10-17-01 @ 11:31 AM
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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hmmm one of the cutest first dates i have ever been on was 2 summers ago and this guy took me to this little amusement park we have on Long Island that I used to go to as a kid, went on all the rides I hadnt gone on in years, he won me a teddy bear (awww) it was cute, whole date was cute

But I think planning out places for a first date is tough, it should be something that interests both people. Shooting pool is always fun, when I was going to Hofstra a guy and I went to the gym and played some pickup games of bball then went home showered, changed and then went out to dinner.

loved another 1st that I went on, we went to the Museum of Natural History and then out to Lunch and then to a comedy club, that was a very cool first date too.

There are so many things that can be done, very impressed when a guy that I have been talking to on the phone remembers my interests and then plans them into the date.

But like Grumpy said, yes I am one of those women who is VERY impressed when a guy can cook. Only one more year till I can finally say "Alright if you are cooking I'll bring the wine" lol



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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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quote:

but, why not a morgue then?

Because Necrophilia is more in line with the "Third Date"

I think bars are not a good place to go out looking for meaningful realtionships. Half the people look hot cause you're drunk, & the other half are drunken idiots.

Plus, I know I put up a little more gaurd if I'm out at a bar. I only really talk to the people I came with.

Bowling is an interesting activity for a first date. You get to see how willing someone is to put on weird shoes & bend over in front of you. Plus are they competitive or just there to be silly.



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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Well, hmmmmm...if the weather is nice and it is a pleasant season like, say...summer, would anybody opt for the outdoorsy approach?


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
Grumpy
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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quote:

would anybody opt for the outdoorsy approach?


I suppose bangin her in the woods would be an interesting first date. Just make sure you put bug spray on your ass so the giant mosquitos don't get ya.


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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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quote:

so the giant mosquitos don't get ya

Isn't everything a matter of perspective?

Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

is a guy who can cook.



Cooking ALWAYS good :)


If you live in the city first date activities are endless. Pick up a guide or magazine (There's one dedicated to NY attractions but I forget the name of it, sorry) Best first date I went on was a tour of the Intrepid...touristy stuff can be fun on a first date.





If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat
I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

[ÝAIMÝ ] [ÝE-MailÝ]




This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-17-01 @ 2:34 PM
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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I agree whole heartedly with the confidence issue. I think in meeting and talking to women it is easiest when you are in a situation you are comfortable with.
Me I can't dance and I had a lame rap. So I never did well in a club or Frat party environment. I at least believe myself to be funny and did well when I could be in a group situation. I would look for the girl laughing and guide conversation her way.
I think a first date is the same type of thing where you want to be in an environment you are comfortable in so your confidence level is as high as possible.
Don't do the outdoorsy thing if you are highly allergic and will sneeze your head off. Don't go to a fancy restaurant unless you know good food good wine.

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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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quote:

I agree whole heartedly with the confidence issue. I think in meeting and talking to women it is easiest when you are in a situation you are comfortable with.
Me I can't dance and I had a lame rap. So I never did well in a club or Frat party environment. I at least believe myself to be funny and did well when I could be in a group situation. I would look for the girl laughing and guide conversation her way.
I think a first date is the same type of thing where you want to be in an environment you are comfortable in so your confidence level is as high as possible.
Don't do the outdoorsy thing if you are highly allergic and will sneeze your head off. Don't go to a fancy restaurant unless you know good food good wine.




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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Grump is right...

Taking her to dinner...very nice first date.

MAKING her dinner...very impressive. And it gives you something to talk about, an ice-breaker.
(Making her dinner AND breakfast = SCORE! ;))


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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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Best places to meet someone....the beach in the summer, walking up and down the edge of the water, you're bound to catch someone's eye....DJ's in Belmar, girls will sometimes attack your junk, it's true!....there's this place in Kenilworth called EJ's, it a bar and grill but they have a large patio outside that holds a couple hundred people, very nice.

Places to go on first date....Dinner is always a safe bet, but food and atmosphere need to be semi romantic, a dinner at TGIF's doesn't cut it......Liberty State Science Center is a kewl place....there are alot of small playhouses throughout NJ, obviousley the City has Broadway...but I'm not taking a first date to Broadway. Those are a few.

Fuck you to all the nosey people. Mind your fucking business. Oops not an FU thread is it...oh well.


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Arthur Dent
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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I think I've proven to myself that bar's don't work. I think it would be easier to get past Evander Holyfield's guard than some of these women.

And, since I can't stand the music and don't really dance (except slow dances.:)) I don't like the club scene.

Also not fond of picking up women at work. Office gossip is annoying enough without having your private life discussed around the water cooler.

Anybody try to pick someone up on a subway train? I HATE when strangers try to talk to me on the subway. That's the place where I'm on guard the most, so I can only imagine what women feel about it.

Any original places to go or activities to join?
IrishAlkey
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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quote:

Half the people look hot cause you're drunk, & the other half are drunken idiots.

ROTFLMBO! I don't want to know...or do I?

There's nothing wrong with clubs and bars like you people are talking about, just don't expect to meet the love of your life there while drunk off your ass and babbling. Those are places you should bring someone you already know well and have fun with in that type of environment. As for first dates, guys if you're smart little boys just listen to what she likes to do and thinking of a good place to go should be easy...throw in some originality and all should end well. The reason she told you what she likes to do is because she wants to do it with you...duh. People make this out to be harder than it is. The premise is simple, it's the people that are complicated fools, including myself.






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Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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quote:

the beach in the summer, walking up and down the edge of the water, you're bound to catch someone's eye.



Or just walking to your car, right? ;)

quote:

...DJ's in Belmar, girls will sometimes attack your junk, it's true!.



Hmmm, JBA, comment?




If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat
I'm definitely shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me

Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

[ÝAIMÝ ] [ÝE-MailÝ]


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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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quote:

Or just walking to your car, right?


Everyone gets a cherry hop every once and awhile.


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posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
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Ok, so 2nd dates are normal.... How about the "3rd Date Rule"? Has it worked, do you hope for it?

And what about on the 1st Date? If you two really hit it off & she goes for it, would you call her again, or would you think less of her?

PS- Dent, if you mind me asking anything before you, let me know. It IS your thread. :)

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