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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 3:35 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Is there a minimum amount of time I have before I'm expected to post once I log in?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-25-01 @ 3:48 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 4:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
why, do you feel like you're slacking off or something?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 4:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
No, but is it wrong of me to want to be jerking-off right now?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 4:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
has jerking off ever been wrong? are you catholic?



Sunday November 25--CBS: 8:30-11- You've Got Mail...NBC: 7- Weakest Link, Law and Order (R), Law and Order CI...FOX:7-10- Star Wars Episode 1...ABC: 7-9 Santa Clause, ALIAS...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1... WB: 5-7 Christmas Vacation, TNT: 8- Scrooged
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
why hasn't anyone questioned for 12 hours?



Sunday November 25--CBS: 8:30-11- You've Got Mail...NBC: 7- Weakest Link, Law and Order (R), Law and Order CI...FOX:7-10- Star Wars Episode 1...ABC: 7-9 Santa Clause, ALIAS...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1... WB: 5-7 Christmas Vacation, TNT: 8- Scrooged
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Is there a minimum of questions that needs to be asked per hour?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
should there be? should there be a specific amount of questions that we lock each question thread at?



Sunday November 25--CBS: 8:30-11- You've Got Mail...NBC: 7- Weakest Link, Law and Order (R), Law and Order CI...FOX:7-10- Star Wars Episode 1...ABC: 7-9 Santa Clause, ALIAS...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1... WB: 5-7 Christmas Vacation, TNT: 8- Scrooged
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
was the lack of questions making you feel all icky inside ikea?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Why hasn't anyone posted here in 5 minutes?


Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
don't you wish you got your question in a little quicker luna?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Crx, didn't you know I really tried?


Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, I brought the whipped cream, who's got the cherries?



What are you looking at?


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

was the lack of questions making you feel all icky inside ikea?
is it a crime to want something to do?



Sunday November 25--CBS: 8:30-11- You've Got Mail...NBC: 7- Weakest Link, Law and Order (R), Law and Order CI...FOX:7-10- Star Wars Episode 1...ABC: 7-9 Santa Clause, ALIAS...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1... WB: 5-7 Christmas Vacation, TNT: 8- Scrooged
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Will anyone bring the chocolate? What good is
cherries & whipped cream without chocolate?


Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
and what would you like us to do with these cherries? did you know that if you'd organized this in advance i might've gotten cherries for ya? now, what am i gonna do with all my extra whipped cream?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Slackjaw can we lick the whipped cream off of your beautiful smooth head?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
who wants to bake me a pie?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
I have been gone for a while, have you gus and gals missed me? How was evryones Turkey Day?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Berger Boy.. Whats 2+2?
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
you were gone? would you believe i never noticed? ;) is it bad to eat nothing but turkey dinners and turkey samiches for 4 days in a row?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
What kind of pie would you like me to bake dear?



What are you looking at?


Psycho Bitch
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I have been gone for a while, have you gus and gals missed me?


Who are you again?
Ugh, what am I doing back here?
Why is JBA pathetic?
Is IkeaBoy still depressing?
What have I missed?
Have I asked enough questions so I won't have to come back again?


I have made some big mistakes, and I've paid a heavy price, I found a little peace between will and sacrifice, I have watched as all my dreams went walking out the door, and I think I deserve just a little more
Excuse me, think I've mistaken you for somebody else, Somebody who gave a damn, Somebody more like myself .
[ÝAIMÝ ] [ÝE-MailÝ]


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Is IkeaBoy still depressing?
You think I'm depressing? Can I apologize? should i just crawl away and hide now?



Sunday November 25--CBS: 8:30-11- You've Got Mail...NBC: 7- Weakest Link, Law and Order (R), Law and Order CI...FOX:7-10- Star Wars Episode 1...ABC: 7-9 Santa Clause, ALIAS...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1... WB: 5-7 Christmas Vacation, TNT: 8- Scrooged
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

You think I'm depressing?



Could someone please pass me my Zoloft?



HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Do you take the Zoloft to keep you from killing 'yall?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Berger Boy.. Whats 2+2?
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 8:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Wooo Hooo....did I just take 500th post?


Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.



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