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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
Metalfan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 7:36 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Can all the men please keep their pants on in here at night? Ladies, don't you realize this requirement doesn't hold for you?

How much did I laugh at "LunaGrandma"? :-) Will she soon be telling us that her family was the first on the block to own a TV?

Why do you figure Ikea doesn't watch tv some nights? Is it because he doesn't have enough hands to type, spank it and work the remote? Should he and Alkey have broken up?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

How much did I laugh at "LunaGrandma"?


Arrrgggg...is this going to follow me around and haunt me for all eternity now?


BBBOINKKK

Metalfan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Did you have to walk around the house using lanterns as electricity hadn't been introduced yet?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Am I going to have to smack you silly, now, Metal? ;-)


BBBOINKKK

Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Did you know my new Grandma Luna Fantasy is she and I snuggled up in bed with her teeth in a glass by the bed?

This message will be edited by Ken'sPen shortly.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Har dee har har harrrrr?

So, ya want a gum-job, baby? ;-)

Why do I have the feeling I will regret this post in the morning?


BBBOINKKK



This message was edited by LunaBabe on 12-4-01 @ 10:07 AM
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Do you think it will take that long to regret it?
But if I'm spending the night how do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?

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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:12 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

So, ya want a gum-job, baby?

Bubblicious or Trident?



french bread pizza
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
does anyone else hate when their sick and you wake up in the morning and you're the sickest and your throats all swollen?

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Metalfan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Shall I get you a ladder Grandma so you can reach?

Do you have any Bubble Yum, Ladi?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
AFDude
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Bubblicious or Trident?


Forget the gum, is it too late to wish you a happy (although belated) birthday?




"Do not go gentle into that good night, / Old age should burn and rave at close of day; / Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Is this the place where I say "Thank you" ?



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Shall I get you a ladder Grandma so you can reach?


Why do I need a ladder, Metal?
Did I shrink or something?
Can you explain this one to me?

Can I wish Ladiladi a Happy Birthday, too?


BBBOINKKK

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Can someone break my head open like and egg & get me a new brain, one that does't hurt so much? Why isn't my aspirin working? What's the policy for throwing up at work? Should I leave the room first?



Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Would you believe I'm syndication underground-ing it today?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!

Metalfan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Why do I need a ladder, Metal?
Did I shrink or something?
Can you explain this one to me?



Grandma, did you know I'm 6'5"? If you wish to slap someone silly, shouldn't you be able to look them in the eye while you do? :-)

Ladi, chunky or creamy? >)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Why do I wish I did not read this thread today?

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Can I get in line for that gum job?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Sure, who are you going to blow first?



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Does anybody want a "Blow Pop"?


BBBOINKKK

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Luna, how many licks does it take you to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Bj, can I shoot you now for starting this "LunaGrandma" stuff?


BBBOINKKK

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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Will you be shooting me before you have me tied up, video tapeing and giving me a "Blow Pop" or after?

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success

This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 12-4-01 @ 5:46 PM
Metalfan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
So this is what it looks like in here at night? How does it start off so clean and end up a mess?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Wait...can I change my mind and use a spade shovel instead and just beat you into oblivion?


BBBOINKKK



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