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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

what do you think christmas is like in animal heaven?



Wouldn't all the cats be fed Fancy Feast? :-)


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Would they eat it from Waterford crystal?


Sig Pic STILL Approved By IrishAlkey

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Do you expect anything less?

What about the fresh sprig of parsley off to the side?


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
My, my...aren't you two the spoiled little pussies?




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
What would you know about 'em?


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
peach, don't you know that S&M isn't just a sex term? don't you all know that just because I hate women doesn't mean I'm gay? why couldn't you save reply 1900 for me? does anyone think we COULD do this by 11:59 am tomorrow?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Dec 24 Christmas Eve- CBS: Queens, Ellen, Raymond, Becker (R)...NBC: IT's a Wonderful Life...FOX: Boston, (R), McBeal (R)...ABC: Ernest Saves Christmas...ICN: Christmas Carol live...UPN: 8- Fat Albert Christmas...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Gilmore (R)...TNT: Christmas Story repeated throughout day...AMC: Miracle on 34th Street (original)...SCIFI: 9- Running Man...FOX FAM: 9- Year Without Santa... TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:48 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Who says I'm a pussy? Don't you know a bitch when you see one?


Sig Pic STILL Approved By IrishAlkey

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Peachy, so I was wrong for thinking you were an angel?




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Alkey, weren't you aware my innocence is just an act?

Ikea, doesn't hating women make it a bitch to get laid?





IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
jst because I hate women does that mean I don't want to sleep with th em? don't you know I like how they look and feel and taste and come apart? don't you know getting a woman to sleep with me is harder than whether or not io like them or not? when i eventually get laid should i post it on the board? would that ruin an image of me?

And should I be the first to do the "When, don't you mean if??" response?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Dec 24 Christmas Eve- CBS: Queens, Ellen, Raymond, Becker (R)...NBC: IT's a Wonderful Life...FOX: Boston, (R), McBeal (R)...ABC: Ernest Saves Christmas...ICN: Christmas Carol live...UPN: 8- Fat Albert Christmas...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Gilmore (R)...TNT: Christmas Story repeated throughout day...AMC: Miracle on 34th Street (original)...SCIFI: 9- Running Man...FOX FAM: 9- Year Without Santa... TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

when i eventually get laid should i post it on the board?



Could you include an animated .gif as well?





av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Could you include an animated .gif as well?



Do we really need to see that?




Av8er Radio
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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
do you honestly think I'd make a picture of my first time? aren't my descriptions of teh awkwardness and eventual tears enough for you? should i give up any chance now of making love to a virgin that doesn't include rape?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Dec 24 Christmas Eve- CBS: Queens, Ellen, Raymond, Becker (R)...NBC: IT's a Wonderful Life...FOX: Boston, (R), McBeal (R)...ABC: Ernest Saves Christmas...ICN: Christmas Carol live...UPN: 8- Fat Albert Christmas...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Gilmore (R)...TNT: Christmas Story repeated throughout day...AMC: Miracle on 34th Street (original)...SCIFI: 9- Running Man...FOX FAM: 9- Year Without Santa... TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
am i the only questioner posting on X-Mas?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday Dec 25 (CHristmas)- CBS: JAG, Guard, amy...NBC: Basketball... FOX: 70s (R), Simpsons (R, OK episode), Bernie Mac (R), MAlcolm (R)... ABC: Dharma, Spin, Dharma, Spin, Blue all R...UPN: Buffy (R)...WB: Gilmore (R), Small (R)...TNT: Scrooged, TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Where is everyone today, Ikea?


I Y the Berger-Boy



IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
With friends and family perhaps revelling in Christmas cheer like a pig rolling around in ever growing piles of their feces?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday Dec 25 (CHristmas)- CBS: JAG, Guard, amy...NBC: Basketball... FOX: 70s (R), Simpsons (R, OK episode), Bernie Mac (R), MAlcolm (R)... ABC: Dharma, Spin, Dharma, Spin, Blue all R...UPN: Buffy (R)...WB: Gilmore (R), Small (R)...TNT: Scrooged, TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Do I get anything for my first questions post considering I've really been here since last October?


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
do you want a secret decoder ring? Don't you realize that 'Questions' is NOT something you want to be part of? Do you know that Questions is a dangerous game that will be more harmful than helpful to you? shouldn't you wish for God to have mercy on your soul for posting in this thread?

Does anyone think that John Doe is a far better villian than Hannibal Lecter?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday Dec 25 (CHristmas)- CBS: JAG, Guard, amy...NBC: Basketball... FOX: 70s (R), Simpsons (R, OK episode), Bernie Mac (R), MAlcolm (R)... ABC: Dharma, Spin, Dharma, Spin, Blue all R...UPN: Buffy (R)...WB: Gilmore (R), Small (R)...TNT: Scrooged, TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Is there a way to escape?


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Don't you know once you start there will be no stopping, Shelle?


I Y the Berger-Boy



IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Do you think that sje still has a chance Luna? should I tell you that the first sign you have a problem is when you try to make every post in every other thread full of questions out of habit? Does this happen to you too Luna?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday Dec 25 (CHristmas)- CBS: JAG, Guard, amy...NBC: Basketball... FOX: 70s (R), Simpsons (R, OK episode), Bernie Mac (R), MAlcolm (R)... ABC: Dharma, Spin, Dharma, Spin, Blue all R...UPN: Buffy (R)...WB: Gilmore (R), Small (R)...TNT: Scrooged, TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
You mean it doesn't just apply to sex Luna?


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Why does sex happen to pop up when Shelle is around? ;)


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

every post in every other thread full of questions out of habit?



Haven't you recovered, yet, Ikea?

quote:

You mean it doesn't just apply to sex Luna?



Can I say no?

Is anybody else glad this day is coming to an end?


I Y the Berger-Boy



IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
is that all that pops up JBA?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday Dec 25 (CHristmas)- CBS: JAG, Guard, amy...NBC: Basketball... FOX: 70s (R), Simpsons (R, OK episode), Bernie Mac (R), MAlcolm (R)... ABC: Dharma, Spin, Dharma, Spin, Blue all R...UPN: Buffy (R)...WB: Gilmore (R), Small (R)...TNT: Scrooged, TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style


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