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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Could I be more tired?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Did I say I wanted you?



Is there any way to say "Piss off, Slappy" in the form of a question?





IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:51 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
did i miss the start of two pages?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday Dec 25 (CHristmas)- CBS: JAG, Guard, amy...NBC: Basketball... FOX: 70s (R), Simpsons (R, OK episode), Bernie Mac (R), MAlcolm (R)... ABC: Dharma, Spin, Dharma, Spin, Blue all R...UPN: Buffy (R)...WB: Gilmore (R), Small (R)...TNT: Scrooged, TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 4:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Do you know how much I long to hear a Jersey accent?


Want my number?
Do you know how annoying it is that a certain person from a certain capitol insists that I have a Jersey accent and laughs at me on the phone?





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

from a certain capitol
How many times must we tell you that Gary Condit is still a dangerous person? Does it matter that I still hardly slept at all but did manage to rid myself of some fluid disappointment?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Has the question "Do You Think I Care About Your Life?" been used yet?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
No matter how many times it's been asked, isn't it always applicable Shelle?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Why do you think I asked?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
because you were struggling for a question to ask? don't you know that happens to the best of us?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
You think I ever have a problem asking questions? I'm a girl, aren't I?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I'm a girl, aren't I?
If you aren't, do you know how many sexualities will be questioned?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Don't girls grin when you stick it in?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
doesn't it really depend which hole it's stuck in?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Since the tampon goes in one, and the buttplug in the other, do you have another hole in mind?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:32 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Jeezus, get a room, will ya?





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Peachy, is a twin bed alright with you?




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Want to video tape it?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
are we splitting into couples again? Myself and Shelle and Alkey/Peach?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Why not you three take me on?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
you're just going to start getting it on with Peach leaving me and Alkey with our willies flapping in the breeze, aren't you?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Don't you know I can take you all on at the same time?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
but don't we all know your rotten cherry prefers to be mixed with peach?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Isn't Alkey's taint more rotten than my cunt?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

but don't we all know your rotten cherry prefers to be mixed with peach?



Say, is anyone else hungry?




Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Anyone else wanna wrap their lips around a juicy peach?


I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.


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