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french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
crx, should i bring the lube or are you??

i think this advil cold and sinus is really getting to me and i just can't think of anything witty to say right now is that okay?

anyone want a vicidon to ease the pain?




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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 7:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Can I have a daiquiri instead?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 7:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Can I have a daiquiri instead?



Hows about a Slackjaw Pina Colada?



What are you looking at?


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Where are all of Alkey's angels tonight?

If Ikea never returns from the show, who the fuk do we notify? LoL





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Should I read back a couple of pages before I post here?
Or is it more of the same shit?



Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




spitfire421
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
haha Sluggo, great minds, huh? Could I be sitting here thinking the same thing?


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Spit, have you checked your e-mail?

Would you two believe the last few pages are actually worth reading?
You do like hot, lesbian action, don't ya Sluggy?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
FN Sluggo
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Can it be true?
Is that my "Mommy" on after midnight?


What the hell are you fuggin' lookin' at?
Spitfire421 is "our" mommy...Does that make me..."us" STONER's by proxy?
spitfire421
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Should you check yours in a few minutes, Alkie? ;)

Hot lesbo action? Could it be anything we haven't heard before?

Why am I on here this late?


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Why am I on here this late?


May I say it is quite the surprise and honoUr to have you here with me? :)
Can I call you mommy, too?
Would you like to see me drool? ;)






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
spitfire421
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
Would you like to see me drool?

Haven't I seen you do enough of that on this board? Did you know if you called me mommy I would hurt you and not in a good way? :)

Are you always on here so late?


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey...Haven't we seen you drool enough?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:05 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Alkey...Haven't we seen you drool enough?


Since when is post-ejaculatory, residual semen considered drool!?!? LoL






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
doew anyone care i'm back to the question game? does it mnea i'm lazy if i don't want to read the rest of the questions? does anyone know a good restaurant in Chinatown?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Do you have any idea how happy it made me to be disgusted by that image, Alkey?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Do you have any idea how happy it made me to be disgusted by that image, Alkey?


Should I call the hospital?






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Should I call the hospital?
Do you know the number for 911?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Do you know the number for 911?
912?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Do you know the number for 911?


Can't I just get it from 411?






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Can't I just get it from 411?
Don't you think that if I knew the number for 411,
I'd have the number for 911 by now?
*edit* What? You think I'm some kinda Moron?

Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...






This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 11-30-01 @ 1:21 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Alright, where's the fukin phonebook?!?!





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey, You didn't get that "C" fixed on your keyboard yet?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Don't you realize even if I had one, I kouldn't
use a "see" key bekause Moron already kopyrighted the word "fuk" under my name?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
spitfire421
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Didn't he put his c in her a when he drugged her yesterday? (night guys)


You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.

Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that I’ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round
NEVER FORGET!!!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone. 		posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Spit...can I thank you for that good laugh?
And ,also, may i wish you sweet dreams?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...






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