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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Movie Quotes to relieve Board Boredom | ||||
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| Kid Afrika | posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:29 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Nah nah nah, now how the hell a black man gonna invent icecream in hotass africa? Tell me that one.
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| My Turn in the Barrel Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How would you feel if you had to do a handstand every time you took a piss? | ||||
| DevonGetTheTable | posted on 05-29-2001 @ 11:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Comb the desert!! We aint found shit!! CURRENTLY RECEIVING NEWBIE TRAINING FROM MY ADOPTED DADDY AND CEO OF THE SLACK SCHOOL, SLACKJAW! | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 05-29-2001 @ 11:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | No more yankie my wankie.... Donger need food!
Currently Newbieless.. inquire within - AIM CHRIS052076 | ||||
| DevonGetTheTable | posted on 05-29-2001 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Dong, where is my automobile?? Automobile!?!? CURRENTLY RECEIVING NEWBIE TRAINING FROM MY ADOPTED DADDY AND CEO OF THE SLACK SCHOOL, SLACKJAW! | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 05-29-2001 @ 11:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | -Did u hear im graduating? -Yea jus a shade under a decade...good job -Hey, A lot of people go to college for 8 years. -Yea...They're called doctors.  Touch me.. Take me to that other place Reach me... I know im not a hopeless case. | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child? T.S.: Sure, why not? Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him  | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | "We've got bush!" | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | love this one: You're going to wear the t-shirt of the band that's playing? Don't be that guy. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer  | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club is when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule is only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule one fight at a time. Sixth rule no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule fights go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. Oops, sorry guys, wrong forum. ;-) | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | "we're on a mission from god" WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------------------------  I'm lost on what to put here I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" I love Danilo! | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | to go with Amy's: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: that was my next one spit, way to go chicky hmm let me do another one then:: "how much for your women" shit i wish i could remember the rest of that scene, it was great WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------------------------- I'm lost on what to put here I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" I love Danilo! | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | She didnt even give me head -Stoned Age My mother kicked me in the balls once.. Once. -JD It's Mega-Maid She's gone from suck to blow -Spaceballs He's an Asshole, sir. I know that. What's his name? That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. And his cousin? He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole. How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? Yo!! I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!  | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:  | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | watching that movie makes me tired Maynard...am I the only one? The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "What do you do for an encore? Anally rape my mother while pouring sugar down my gas tank?" Props to PanterA for the sig "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 5-30-01 @ 11:57 AM | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | hello. yeah i am supposed to be in this class this is US History i see the globe right there. oh im sorry.... i get so lonely when i hear that 3rd attendance bell ring and all my kids are not here. yeah im sorry, there was like a full crowd scene at the food line. mr. spicoli....... that's the name they gave me........hey youre ripping my card! yeah hey bud what's your problem?! i think you know where the front office is. YOU DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01 | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | It's a mere scratch...a flesh wound | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | "What do you do for fun Jeffery?" "Fun?" "Yes fun, recreation." You know. Listen to music. Bowl. The occasional acid flash back." Back in Black. I hit the sack. It's been so long. It's good to be back. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "Say you're the Metatron you get blank looks, but say something from a Charlton Heston movie and everyone's a theology scholar." Props to PanterA for the sig "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | "I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're more vulnerable, in much more need of solace. And they're fairly open to suggestion. And I use that to fuck them some place fairly uncomfortable." "What, like the back of a volkswagen ?" | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | MR. WHITE When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you and resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So if one's givin you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a-bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then you tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry, let's get a taco. Back in Black. I hit the sack. It's been so long. It's good to be back. | ||||
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