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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Whoa!
-Keanu Reeves, in just about
every movie he's made.



Trying to be a good
little newbie since 5-31-01
SweetAngel
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!

Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass! Ha Ha Ha.

Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY!


Proud graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbies
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Too lazy to read all the quotes but i have been using this one lately...its my new motto:

"See your future, be your future!"


Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now


slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I call your door opening request a silly thing!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!



Still one spot open!

I am pleased to announce that DevonGetTheTable is the newest addition to the Slackjaw family! Report any transgressions to me.


virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh blow it out your ass!
Blow it out your ass!
NOONE IS BLOWING ANYTHING OUT OF THEIR ASS!



i think you're the least fucked up
person i've ever met
and that may be as close to the real thing
as i'm ever gonna get
but my quarter's gonna run out now
or so i'm told
i guess i'd better go sit down
and wait for you
till my coffee gets cold...
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
"i think the word youre looking for is 'space ranger'"

"no the word im looking for, i cant say, because there are preschool toys present"


"Wearing apathetic displays
Sharing flesh like envy in cages
Condenscending
Not intending to end"-Dreamtheater
King f-tard
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet, it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world. A world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one. And, we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most . . . human.

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee






Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
SmashNGrab
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stone of Jordan SR&R Team
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Laugh a-while you can, monkeyboy...

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Quiet, quiet, she's going to say the words...

Goblin King, Goblin King, take this baby far away from me!

Awwww, those aren't the words!

....I realy wish the Goblins would come and take you away.

Toby...?




How's that working out for you, being clever?

Jolene'78
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
*What you watchin?

-Man had a sexchange, now he's a lesbian.

*Huh?

-There's some crazy people in this world...
*Man had a sexchange, now he's a lesbian

-Let me get this straight,A guy cuts off his dick but he doesn't do it to sleep with a man as a woman, he does it to sleep with a woman as a woman?

*Yeah

-Seems to me like he could've saved a lot of money by keeping his dick and just giving women head

*Yeah but then he wouldn't be a lesbian would he?


Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
King F-tard, what movie is that from?

quote:

  • Hey, you can't even tell it's the same car!

  • Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet,
    gentlemen.








Trying to be a good
little newbie since 5-31-01
King f-tard
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
GOP, the Wrath of Kahn, the best early ST movie IMOFOAIYDLIFU.





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Get your hands off her YOU BITCH!!!!!!

Bastian, call out my name! Please Bastian!

Jennitalia
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
'tis only a flesh wound

do they speak english in what?




Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
(Oh yeah, you blend.)
If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.
You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
And of course my old sig line:
I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, I'm going to torture you anyway.



Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
You're Gonna Die Clown!

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."-The Shermanator
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Doo Doo... caca.....SHIT!



Still one spot open!

I am pleased to announce that DevonGetTheTable is the newest addition to the Slackjaw family! Report any transgressions to me.


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
His momma named him Clay, Ima gonna call him Clay


Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now


Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.


Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take Lorraine to the dance, that he'd melt my brain.



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Your ballroom days are over, baby,Night is drawing near,Shadows of the evening grow across the year.You walk across the floor with a flower in your hand,Trying to tell me no one understands,Trading your house for a handful of dimes.

Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
Cluster F
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I hope I'm not coping anyone, but here's one:

"What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me, ending up together" -Dumb and Dumber :)

Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all.

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :)
pmbillrich
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Say my name! Say my name, Bitch!


quote:

...And let's not forget what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he wished for.
What?
He lived happily ever after.



quote:

Son, Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.



quote:

Inconceivable!
Boss, I don't think that word means what you think it means.



Stuck in the boonies, Forced underground, two minutes late.
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
"All right, next man makes a move...the nigger gets it"

"Dock that chink a day's pay for nappin on the job!"

"It's not just good old fashioned jew-hating retoric anymore, it's policy now."

"A one armed jew!! Twice as useless!!"

"Aww that uppity nigger done went and hit me over the head with a spade shovel"

"The jig is up!!"
"and gone!!"

"See Hitler on ice!!"

"I'm payin you boys to work and here you are jumpin around like a buncha kansas city faggots!!"

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

"Your days of fingerbanging mary jane rottencrotch, through her purtty pink panties are over!!"

"They should all be destroyed!"

"Mr Taggert sir, me and the boys we hate to see you like this. Would it make you feel any better if we were to shoot that nigger dead?"

"Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! How did we ever get into such a dark situation?"
"I don't know Loveless I'm just as stumped as you."

"...and if I offended
you well maybe you
needed to be offended.
Well, here's my apology
and one more thing....
FUCK YOU!!!"- Mike Muir
GO DEVS!!!
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
"You held me hostage with a Pellet Gun?"

"Rent-a-cops I hate Rent-a-cops too."


Who can say
if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now


slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-09-2001 @ 12:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
" You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt!"

"we came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"



Still one spot open!

I am pleased to announce that DevonGetTheTable is the newest addition to the Slackjaw family! Report any transgressions to me.


GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-09-2001 @ 1:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Anyone who can tell me what movie these quotes came
from gets two drinks on me if I ever show up to a party.
Guaranteed.
quote:

There's always free cheese in a
mousetrap.

quote:

Frankly, after what happened in Baltimore, you
were for sale!



Trying to be a good
little newbie since 5-31-01


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