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bluetarp
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
They say Lazlo's dead now, but I don't think I believe that. Not until I can gnaw on his skull. But ya know, it never got weird enough for me!


The stupid shall be punished!
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I know this must be hard on you Ricky, breaking up with your girlfriend and all. I know how you feel...I mean...I never had a steady girlfriend or anything, but I was once kicked in the balls by a mule.

OzzLord99
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
"Can you drive a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not at the moment."
"A girls gotta have her standards."


I'm the nice one, that's the A-hole over there!!!
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Go ahead and say what again, say what one more time mother fucker


OzzLord99
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
"We need guns. LOTS of guns."

"Nobodies ever tried anything like this before."
"That's why it's going to work."


I'm the nice one, that's the A-hole over there!!!
SmashNGrab
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stone of Jordan SR&R Team
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
"...is it true that chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"

SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
"Good. Evil. I'm the one with the gun."



THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED


I am a budding product of Spitfire421
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!



Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!



"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
OPM * chick
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
"I give us 20 minutes before we get butt raped."

"Get away from me, freak! Are there any normal guys left?"

"If you do him I'll pay you double what he's paying you to do me."
"uhhhhh no way..."
"Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick..."




1st girl graduate of Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

~* here comes a storm in the form of a girl *~


SweetAngel
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots."


Proud graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbies
ErinMoran
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
FRom Spaceballs
"Water my ass!!!.....get this guy some Pepto Bismal!!!!!!"..ehehhehhe


*touched Scott Baios junk*
ErinMoran
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
"whao!...those are fags"



*touched Scott Baios junk*
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.......a Herring!


BABES: bird, centerfold, chicks, damsel, dish, dolls, females, gals, girls, honeys, hoochie, lass, lassie, maid, maiden, miss, missy, nymphs, pussies, pussys, sex kittens, sluts, tramp, vixens, wench, whores, women RELATED TERMS: tomboy, deb, debutante, schoolgirl, bobby-soxer
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
FoundryMusicMatt, great f'ing movie you quoted from
way back there. A real skullfuck. And Maynard, grudge
or no grudge, I must applaud your taste in movies.
Willy Wonka fucking rules. And now for a much-used
but still great movie:

quote:


  • Eatin' a bitch out an' givin' a bitch a foot
    massage ain't even the same fuckin' thang.

  • It's not, it's the same ballpark.

  • Ain't no fuckin' ballpark, neither! Now look, maybe
    your method of massage differs from mine, but you
    know touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue
    in her holiest of holies aint't the same fuckin' ballpark,
    ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport!
    Look, foot massages don't mean shit!

  • Have you ever given a foot masage?

  • Don't be tellin' me 'bout no foot massages. I'm the
    foot fuckin' masta.



quote:

The truth is, YOU'RE the weak, and I'M the
tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. Tryin' REAL
HARD to be the Shepherd.




Trying to be a good
little newbie since 5-31-01


This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 6-1-01 @ 10:41 PM
OPM * chick
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
from Mad Love

"I feel like an idiot."
"well you look like an idiot."
"I am an idiot."




1st girl graduate of Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

~* here comes a storm in the form of a girl *~




This message was edited by OPM * chick on 6-1-01 @ 11:32 PM
Dr. Zaius
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
"Look, this is getting boring. Can't we change places for a bit?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

"Damn Me!!!!!!"
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
ok this is from a Brendan Fraizer and Joe Peci movie, With Honors,

Jeff: HOLY SHIT!!
Simon: Really? looks like the regular garden variety to me.




IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
IAmMighty
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
"Candlesticks are nice."

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 8:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots."


Great movie. Corey Haim had a lot of good lines, none of which I can remember right now.
quote:

If she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
Really?
Prince...of the Bog Of Eternal Stench!"


quote:

Baby, Can You Dig Your Man?



NJDude
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
Ben Stein: Adams? (Here.) Adamley? (Here!) Adamowski? Adamson? (Here.) Adler? (Here.) Anderson? Anderson?(Here!) Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Uhm, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. I guess its pretty serious.
Ben Stein: Thank you, Simone.
Simone: No problem whatsoever.
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I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Sir, No, Sir! Are you a peter puffer? Sir, No, Sir! Bullshit! I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtsey to give him a reach around. I'll be watchin you.




E-Mail Me




Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
"I heard your mother's deaf."
"My mother's dead you idiot."
Reading from palm...
"I guess that's why she didn't move around much"

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."-The Shermanator
Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I forgot these classics:

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"
"Because you're a faggot"

"I don't know, man. People say some crazy shit during sex. Like this one time, I called this chick Mom."

"So, do you do anal? Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"

and...

"Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh really fool, really? Stop looking at me, swan!"

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."-The Shermanator
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Grosse Point Blank:

Well, its true what they say, you can't go home again... but, apparently you can shop there.

You're a handsome devil, what's your name.

Swingers:

It says here breakfast anytime. I'd like pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment.

... you're this bear with big pointy claws and these teeth.. and you don't know how to kill the bunny!?!

I don't want you to be like the guy in the PG 13 movie, who you're really hoping is gonna make it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the R rated movie. You're not sure if you like him yet.
You're a bad man, a bad man.

Vegas Baby! Vegas!






How's that working out for you, being clever?



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 6-4-01 @ 10:00 PM
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
_________________________________________________
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Trumpets and violins I can hear in the distanceI think they're calling our names. Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will if you just take hold of my hand

Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4


This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 6-4-01 @ 10:09 PM
SweetAngel
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
A few more:

"What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

"Michael? Michael's nice...I like Michael."

"These are my friends. Edgar and Allen...the Frog brothers.

"Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!




Proud graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbies


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