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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Great movie face...haven't seen that one in a long long time

-"Where in africa you from?"
-"Ethiopia"
-"What part?"
-"125th Street"


Props to PanterA for the sig

"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos

Have you run over a squirrel today?
King f-tard
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Lorraine McFly: When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Then how am I ever supposed to ever meet anybody?
Well, it'll just happen, like the was I met your father.
That was so stupid! Grampa hit him with the car!

And from one of my college favorite movies...

While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallions will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have descent instruments.
Well, how can we have descent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!
And, that is why we need a triumphant video!

The only true wisdom consists of knowing that you know nothing






Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
ClusterF
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Some quotes from one of my favorite movies True Romance.

Grab yourself a seat, boy. Grab yourself an eggroll. We got everythanggg from adiddle-aye joe to damned if I know.

You, my friend, are part eggplant.
You're a cantoloupe. <-- walken's best delivered line ever.

You've got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

He musta thought it was white boy day... it aint white boy day is it? Nah boss... it aint white boy day.




Currently Newbieless.. inquire within - AIM CHRIS052076



This message was edited by ClusterF on 5-30-01 @ 9:44 PM
Jolene'78
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
-This guy is not normal. I'm telling you. Did you see his eyes? He's got crazy eyes. He's a lunatic. I'm telling you, we are goin into the wilderness being lead by a lunatic. He's behind me, isn't he?
=======================
-All I got in this world is my word and my balls and I don't break them for nobody!

-I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
=======================

-If I were a peach... No, let me rephrase. If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?



Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
My Turn in the Barrel
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 3:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Don't pitch the bitch.

F N Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 3:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
all of these lines come from the same movie...

* You're young and you got yer health...whatta you want with a job?
* ...nobody sleeps naked in this house... I don't know...they were jammies, they had Yoda's & shit on them
* I'll be taking these Huggies & whatever cash you got in the drawer
* Oooh, balloons... do these blow up into funny shapes?
Well, no...not unless round is funny.

*All right you hayseeds, this is a stick-up...everybody freeze...everybody get down on the floor...
Well, which'n is it young fellar...you want I should freeze or get down on the floor...'cuz if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop... & if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion...
Shut Up!!!
Well, OK then...


Professional Slacker
Currently in need of psychiatric help
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 3:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Don't believe his lies.
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 6:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
How's your eye?
The FDS stings a little.



Still one spot open!

I am pleased to announce that DevonGetTheTable is the newest addition to the Slackjaw family! Report any transgressions to me.


MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
"how can you kill women, children?!"

"easy, you just dont lead into em"


all that you fashion all that you make
all that you build all that you break
all that you measure all that you feel
all this you can leave behind
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
"Are you ok?
Yeah, I'm ok, just a little nervous.
First time?
No I've been nervous lots of times."
-----------
"Quick, we've got to get these people to a hospital.
A hospital, what is it?
It's a big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not important right now."
----------
"We lost Billy over Macho Grande.
Over Macho Grande?
No I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande."
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-- Lisa from sales = TWAT --
Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!
ltboogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - ltboogaloo
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
How could you shoot women and children?

Easy. Don't lead them as much.





Back in Black. I hit the sack. It's been so long. It's good to be back.


I am a budding product of Spitfire421
coax
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
"I'm here for a week now...getting softer...every minute I stay in this room I get softer, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger."



You show me an imagination, and I will show you a man with no toys.
NEWEST MEMBER OF GRUMPY'S ADOPTED FAMILY
Tweek
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Charlie doesn't surf


Tripod killed my pic, I can't be bothered to replace it.
ARG I NEED COFFEE !!
Kim
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Do you realize for every lost, mangled doll there's a little girl with a broken heart.

I'm your huckleberry.

My mind is a-glow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention






"I get to go to lots
of overseas places, like Canada." --Britney Spears,
when asked the best part of being famous...

Its all fun and games until someone gets an
eye poked out!


King f-tard
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
He's sick...My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy that knows this girl who's going with a guy who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...
...it is his fault he didn't lock the garage.





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I know you, not your name but your game. I know the true you. Come to me, or I'll come to you.

Thats right folks, tonight I am as horny as a ten peckered owl.


FoundryMusicScott
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
"You guys don't have a fuckin leg to stand on."

"You think so tough guy? I can place you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."

"Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself Einstein? You gotta team of monkeys working around the clock on this one?"

"You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"

".....Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?"

"You think about that now."- some guy from a Twilight Zone episode
WhatsInMyPants
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

:)

Kid Afrika
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hey man I know you got this thing out a comic book. I saw the add, two-ninety-five, it's right next to the sea monkeys. You see that over there? That's white lightning. You see the shoes on that thing, you've got to get some tires for this it's a pizza cutter man.



What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

Please spay or neuter your pets.



Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
"I have to go return some video tapes"

"You like Hewey Lewis and the News"

"-Is that a rain jacket?
-Why yes it is Paul


E-mail Us

"Are you not entertained!?!"

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...

WHERE THE HELL IS TOT???
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I had a suit. You saw it. Now that suit is covered in mud. I would have it cleaned at a second hand tailor shop. But the owners out with the flu. You hear that, he's out with the flu. So it was either the leather outfit, which I know you hate. Or This. So I wore this, ridiculous thing, For you.


E-mail Us

"Are you not entertained!?!"

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...

WHERE THE HELL IS TOT???
Banana_juice
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
ok. who can guess the movie that i am taking these quotes from...
quote:

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken


quote:

Someday, you will die. And until you know that, you're useless to me


quote:

Self improvement is masturbation. Self destruction is the answer



proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class.
E-Mail Me

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

There wasn't much
in this heart of mine
There was a little left
and babe you found it
It's funny how I never felt so high
It's a feelin' that I know
I know I'll never forget
Ooh it was the best thing
I can remember
Ooh and the love we shared-
is lovin' that'll last forever

Newbie no mas as of 5/30/01


This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 5-31-01 @ 6:17 PM
allyourbasearebelongtous
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Some Python...

"Bring out yer Dead!"

"I'm not the savior... now FUCK OFF!"

Star Wars...

"There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny...It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."

"These are not the droids your looking for."

Caddyshack...

"Hey everyboy! We're all gona get laid!"

"Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny."

Jaws...

Mayor: "I don't think either of you are familiar with our problems."
Hooper: "I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!"

"What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all."

BladeRunner...

"I want more life, fucker."

"Wake up! Time to die!"

"You could learn from this guy Gaff. He's a God damned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Drink some for me, huh pal?"

The Right Stuff...

"No bucks, no Buck Rogers"

Alan Shepard: Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up.
Gordon Cooper: I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please.
Alan Shepard: I said everything's A-OK.

"Sounds dangerous....Count me in"



allyourbasearebelongtous


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
"What is that?"
"This? It's a penis stretcher. You wanna try it?"
"No!"
"I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."





"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.


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