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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Movie Quotes to relieve Board Boredom | ||||
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| SmashNGrab G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stone of Jordan SR&R Team | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:22 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01  | "Hey everyone, a big shit cloud is heading right for us!" | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Ok, uh, here's how to get, zoom in on me, eh? Zoom in on this! [camera zooms to a beer bottle with a mouse in it] Ok, here's how to get free beer, eh? Get a baby mouse and, like, put it in a bottle, and when it's so small it will fit in, like, this hole, eh?  | ||||
| hummerjon | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | "Mind if we dance with your dates" "They took the bar, the whole fucking bar" "You fucked up, you trusted us" "was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor" and the ever popular "Toga" | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | MR. PINK Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. MR. BLUE How many dicks was that? MR. WHITE A lot. MR. PINK Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. MR. PINK It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin." Back in Black. I hit the sack. It's been so long. It's good to be back. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Nice. Is that a pledge pin on your uniform A PLEDGE PIN?????????? And my favorite of all time Sometimes you just gotta say, what the Fuck.  | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | -Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' his sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never! -What about love? -Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. ================ -I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. -You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? -...No... Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | The price is wrong bitch! | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | - You better stay away, or you're gonna pay. Listen to what I say. - Why don't we go down to the bay, we could eat some hay, make things out of clay, what do you say? I just may! :) Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"  | ||||
| Tweek | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I love the smell of napalm in the morning ARG I NEED COFFEE !! | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | :Knock Knock Knock: "Who is it?" "You know who it is, open this god damn door" "Just a minute, I'm doing the dishes" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Roof Roof Roof...don't worry, I'm housetrained."  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Amy - that's one of my all time favorite movies. That line is at the bottom of my sig. Excuse me, we'd like another table. Why? Are they bothering you? No they're not, but frankly..... they smell......BADDD! Look, if you don't come back, me and elroy are gonna come here everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner til you do" Heyhhh! You! how much foh da littel girrrhhhl? How much foh da weeeman? I want to buy da weeman? how much? eh!?"  "How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? The late great John Belushi Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms Newbie no mas as of 5/30/01 | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Guess the film: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! t is the avowed policy of our country never to strike first with nuclear weapons. ______________________________ We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| hellspawn warrior G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Brinstar Invasion Team | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 5:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Arthur, that's from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.quote:  This message was edited by hellspawn warrior on 5-30-01 @ 5:58 PM | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | One more. I love finding sites full of movie quotes. My brains, his steal, and your strength, against 60 men. And, you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Characer 1: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do. Character 2: I could do that. I have got some rope up here. But, I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. Character 1: That does put a damper on our relationship. I do not mean to pry, but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Do you always begin conversations this way? Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ______________________________ We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 6:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms Newbie no mas as of 5/30/01 This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 5-30-01 @ 6:40 PM | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 6:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Bull Durham? ______________________________ We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 6:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up...it'll be anarchy! Why would anyone want to steal a screw? What if your dope were on fire? Impossible...it's in Johnson's underwear Did your mother marry Mr. Rogers? Uh, no. She married Mr. Johnson  | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 6:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Yup. "You know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?" - "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?" - "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is." - "Then what do they call it?" - "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese." - "A 'Royale' with cheese!...What do they call a Big Mac?" - "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'" - "'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a 'Whopper'?" - "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King." Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms Newbie no mas as of 5/30/01 This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 5-30-01 @ 6:39 PM | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 7:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Another Bull Durham line You couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat!!!!!!!!!  AOL - oanda1027fm | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dent.... Princess Bride, classic flick. Broke.... Pulp Fiction Some other PF greats.... I gotta know what a five dollar shake tastes like MMMMM... This IS a tasty burger It's the one that says bad mutha fucka on it  Still one spot open! I am pleased to announce that DevonGetTheTable is the newest addition to the Slackjaw family! Report any transgressions to me. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly! | ||||
| HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | "your breasts, they're below your neck" "what the fuck is this? who the fuck are you lady? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HUG MY HEAD!?!:quite the little mouth on him isnt there:what the fuck is this the piano? why aint this broad talkin?:I believe the answers you seek lie within my companion's eyes:what the fuck is that supposed to mean!?!has everybody gone fucken nuts!?!what the fuck happened to that guys head!?!"  AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe "some people jus need a ruthless beating!" for wrestling news http://bounce.to/NwF Sam Adams-"theres no beer in the food, but theres food in the beer" | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | "I love that you get cold when it's seventy-one degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're lookin' at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely. And it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." And guess what movie this is from.... I could have been anything. I could have been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up in the morning, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of a girl I used to go with, Yvonne. She smelled like fish. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms Newbie no mas as of 5/30/01 This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 5-30-01 @ 8:57 PM | ||||
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