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MORE MORE MORE....no nevermind. ill just WAIT FOR THE BOOK.olololololol

PatrickFnBateman: can you play that song that goes waaa kaa kaaa?
wjmf887: by who
PatrickFnBateman: It's like a guy who sings it
wjmf887: that helps alot
PatrickFnBateman: there's a guitar and then wakka kaaa kaaaaa
wjmf887: ok buddy
PatrickFnBateman: something something envy you......
PatrickFnBateman: come on! hook me up
wjmf887: no idea what song it is
PatrickFnBateman: I'm so high right now and my baby mamma wants to hear it
PatrickFnBateman: you play it all the time, yo
wjmf887: sorry we dont play rap
PatrickFnBateman: Who said it was rap?
PatrickFnBateman: what cuz I type like that I'm black and only like rap?
wjmf887: unless u tell me the name of the song I cant help u out pal
PatrickFnBateman: what kind of shit is that?
PatrickFnBateman: That kind of biggoted shit is that
PatrickFnBateman: you guys never know any songs
wjmf887: keep listenin we'll hook u up
PatrickFnBateman: How can you not know that song
PatrickFnBateman: they play like two other tuns you guys always play
wjmf887: if u call up and sing the song we'll put u on the air
PatrickFnBateman: I can't sing. I have shrunken vocal cords
PatrickFnBateman: wanna wanna waaaaah!

ZippyAidsFace (5:32:36 PM): hey
IrishAlkey (5:32:42 PM): hello
IrishAlkey (5:32:49 PM): aim saver guy
ZippyAidsFace (5:32:50 PM): so, you wanna be a mod? keyser is leaving
IrishAlkey (5:32:58 PM): where is keyser going?!?!
ZippyAidsFace (5:33:04 PM): he doesn't wanna be mod
ZippyAidsFace (5:33:08 PM): wanna take his place?
IrishAlkey (5:33:24 PM): sure i guess, wont that piss ppl off?
ZippyAidsFace (5:33:29 PM): yes
ZippyAidsFace (5:33:41 PM): I think we should just merge boards
IrishAlkey (5:33:44 PM): no wait a second! this is going in the funny aim convo thread!!!!!!
IrishAlkey (5:33:49 PM): DIE JEW!!!!!!
IrishAlkey (5:33:56 PM): ID NEVER TAKE KEYSERS PLACE!!
ZippyAidsFace (5:34:00 PM): yeah yeah
IrishAlkey (5:34:01 PM): HE IS A GOD
ZippyAidsFace (5:34:05 PM): sure
ZippyAidsFace (5:34:08 PM): fine
ZippyAidsFace (5:34:20 PM): I'll ask Galt I guess
IrishAlkey (5:34:22 PM): AND HIS VOICE IS LIKE AN ANGEL SPEAKING TO EVERYONE IN HOBOKEN!
IrishAlkey (5:34:24 PM):
ZippyAidsFace (5:34:26 PM): fine
ZippyAidsFace (5:34:28 PM): geez
IrishAlkey (5:34:29 PM):
ZippyAidsFace (5:34:49 PM): but you turned me down, so you got no whining rights later on
IrishAlkey (5:34:57 PM): no i didnt actually
IrishAlkey (5:35:01 PM): im testing you
ZippyAidsFace (5:35:04 PM): ok
ZippyAidsFace (5:35:11 PM): Galt is on
ZippyAidsFace (5:35:13 PM): brb
IrishAlkey (5:35:18 PM):
ZippyAidsFace (5:35:50 PM): wanna merge boards now and kill off FTL for good?
IrishAlkey (5:36:16 PM): i dont think your cdih crew wanna be merged
ZippyAidsFace (5:36:29 PM): all 4 of them?
IrishAlkey (5:36:47 PM): no its like 20
ZippyAidsFace (5:36:56 PM): thanks for makin me feel better
ZippyAidsFace (5:37:04 PM): ok let me go paste this IM
IrishAlkey (5:37:21 PM): jack off

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this station is talking about me on air "harrasing them"

their webcam is on campus only

but you can listen to them.

Ugh they're playing Layla.

yeah i dont have time to listen to music...so just record them talking about you and post that.

How do you follow up A Perfect Circle with Layla?

boo hoo someone is harrasing us :29:

now lets tell jokes.

why was helen keller a bad driver?

CAUSE SHE WAS A WOMAN!!!

this guy is harrasing us :9:

ugh now they are playing Weezer, sorry I cant take no more.

PatrickFnBateman: Can I make a request?
wccsradio: Sure. What do you want?
PatrickFnBateman: I want you to get out of the radio business. You have no talent whatever. You are horrible. Kill yourself
wccsradio: Asshole.
...
...
Then silence for a bit....
.....
.....
wccsradio: what about about your fn IM
PatrickFnBateman: what IM?
wccsradio: Your name scares us
PatrickFnBateman: yeah. That's super
wccsradio: We just reported you to public safty here
PatrickFnBateman: Huzzah for you
wccsradio: ya..... be afraid
PatrickFnBateman: what did I do to scare you chumpy?
wccsradio: your im name
PatrickFnBateman: You fucking reported me to campus safety because of my AIM name?
PatrickFnBateman: What kind of pussy are you
wccsradio: Scared ones
PatrickFnBateman: I hope your uterus falls out
wccsradio: who are you
wccsradio: hi peter
PatrickFnBateman: who is Peter?
wccsradio: i dont know
PatrickFnBateman: what's that song you just played
wccsradio: wesly willis
wccsradio: blink now
PatrickFnBateman: no before that
wccsradio: BUSH?
PatrickFnBateman: no. the fucking song. Not the band. You imbeciile
PatrickFnBateman: AHHHHHHHHHH. Why are you people so inept?
PatrickFnBateman: I guess if you were any good, you wouldn't be doing college radio. You'd be doing real radio
PatrickFnBateman: did Peter ever tell you about the time that he went to Montreal with us?
wccsradio: glycerine
PatrickFnBateman: you guys need to play some more updated music
wccsradio: at least were on the radio and not AIMing it
wccsradio: DORK
wccsradio: What do you want to hear
PatrickFnBateman: did you just call me a dork? Are you 8?
PatrickFnBateman: some Outkast would be cuddyfresh
wccsradio: we don't play crap here
PatrickFnBateman: You play Bush and this "steal my kisses" bullshit and you are calling Outkast crap?
PatrickFnBateman: bunch of pansy-ass Phish fans
PatrickFnBateman: I should come down there and take over the station and play some real friggin music
wccsradio: Ya we do suck and you must be cool
PatrickFnBateman: you need to learn not to speak over each other when you are on the air
PatrickFnBateman: Thanks for giving me a shoutout. That was dope, yo
wccsradio: ya ok
PatrickFnBateman: You have no idea who I am.
PatrickFnBateman: mwah ha ha
PatrickFnBateman: Women have no place on the radio
PatrickFnBateman: The only thing she should be doing in studio is giving the rest of you head
PatrickFnBateman: so when is campus safety going to storm in my room? I call bullshit on your threats
PatrickFnBateman: dead air@!!!! You need to talk when the record stops
PatrickFnBateman: Layla? Oh Christ. And Outkast is bad?
wccsradio: douchebag
wccsradio: nice woman reference
PatrickFnBateman: If you had any comedic talent you would have used this to liven up your funeral like radio snoozeathon
PatrickFnBateman: I'm the only interesting thing happening on this god-awful show
wccsradio: lol very nice asshol
wccsradio: e

PatrickFnBateman: that girls voice must grate on you all.
wccsradio: nice to know you're humble
wccsradio: explain youre screen name
wccsradio: dork
PatrickFnBateman: what do you mean explain it?
PatrickFnBateman: It's pretty self-explainatory retard
wccsradio: kinda weird
PatrickFnBateman: your face is kinda weird
wccsradio: but then again you seem weird, so it fits
PatrickFnBateman: wakka wakka wakka. Please just get out of radio.
PatrickFnBateman: leave the humor to us professionals
wccsradio: but your not funny
wccsradio: kind of sad to be profesionally not funny
PatrickFnBateman: Yes I am and you know it
wccsradio: sexy maybe
wccsradio: funny no
PatrickFnBateman: I am growing tired of your inanity. Please just stop radio
PatrickFnBateman: and it wouldn't hurt to go to the gym once in a while fatty

You people have nothing on me.

Quote:wccsradio: kinda weird
PatrickFnBateman: your face is kinda weird

well played

IVIustangSVT2002 [5:46 PM]: hey
OApoll [5:46 PM]: Hi
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:46 PM]: hows ur nite?
OApoll [5:47 PM]: ok
OApoll [5:47 PM]: and yours?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:47 PM]: mine great
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:47 PM]: whats ur asl again hun?
OApoll [5:47 PM]: 15/f/ny
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:47 PM]: 15/m/nj
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:48 PM]: u got a pic?
OApoll [5:48 PM]: I don't like sending my pics to people I don't know
OApoll [5:48 PM]: guys can be rude at times
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:48 PM]: mim not m i?
OApoll [5:48 PM]: what?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:48 PM]: m i rude?
OApoll [5:49 PM]: I don't know you
OApoll [5:49 PM]: sorry I'm not down with the latest AOL slang
OApoll [5:49 PM]: hehehe
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:49 PM]: its ok
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:49 PM]: if we still talk ill teach u lil by lil
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:49 PM]: ok?
OApoll [5:49 PM]: teach me all you know
OApoll [5:49 PM]: hehe
OApoll [5:49 PM]: I like to be taught
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:50 PM]: u no what lol means?
OApoll [5:50 PM]: yes, lol
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:50 PM]: ok
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:50 PM]: lmao?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:50 PM]: laughin my ass offf=lmao
OApoll [5:51 PM]: I know the basics, like lol and lmao and that
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:51 PM]: yw=ur welcome
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:51 PM]: s2r=send a pic 2 recieve a pic
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:51 PM]: ty=thank u
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:51 PM]: ummm thats about it
OApoll [5:51 PM]: ooh
OApoll [5:51 PM]: sounds cool
OApoll [5:51 PM]: ty
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:52 PM]: yw
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:52 PM]: lol
OApoll [5:52 PM]: lol
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:52 PM]: yvmw
OApoll [5:52 PM]: so what else can you teach me?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:52 PM]: ur very much welcome
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:52 PM]: w/e=whatever
OApoll [5:52 PM]: w/e, hmmm
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:52 PM]: ohhhh
OApoll [5:52 PM]: well what do you wanna teach me?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:52 PM]: lol
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:53 PM]: what ya wanna no?
OApoll [5:53 PM]: I PM a sponge, I will soak up whatever you teach me
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:53 PM]: lol
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:53 PM]: umm i dont no what else
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:53 PM]: u no what asl means?
OApoll [5:53 PM]: yes
OApoll [5:53 PM]: 15/f/ny
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:54 PM]: yea
OApoll [5:54 PM]: hehehe
OApoll [5:54 PM]: I know something
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:54 PM]: well if there nething else u dont no what it means ask me im always online
OApoll [5:54 PM]: I'm not totally stupid, lol
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:54 PM]: i didnt say that
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:54 PM]: lol
OApoll [5:54 PM]: awww you are so sweet
OApoll [5:54 PM]: (Kiss)
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:54 PM]:
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:54 PM]: ty
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:54 PM]: *kisses ya back*
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:55 PM]: ill put u on my bl(buddylist)
OApoll [5:55 PM]: awww
OApoll [5:55 PM]: I will too
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:55 PM]: ok
OApoll [5:55 PM]: you are soooo cute
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:55 PM]: ty
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:55 PM]: wish i could c a pic of u 2 tell u
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:55 PM]: that ur cute
OApoll [5:56 PM]: Maybe if we get to know eachother better, I'll send you my pics
OApoll [5:56 PM]: maybe my special pics
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:56 PM]: ::puppyface wit the wattery eyes::
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:56 PM]: plz
OApoll [5:56 PM]: tee hee, the wait will be worth it.
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:56 PM]: aww comon hun
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:57 PM]: plz?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:57 PM]: jus send me 1 good 1 and save te rest as like treats
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:57 PM]: if i do sumtin u like u send a pic
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:58 PM]: plz hun
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:58 PM]: just 1 pic now
OApoll [5:58 PM]: You are so cute but not tonight, maybe in a couple of days.
OApoll [5:58 PM]: we just met, take it slow.
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:58 PM]: :'(
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:58 PM]: just 1
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:58 PM]: just 1 pic of ur whole body
OApoll [5:59 PM]: My whole body?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:59 PM]: yea
OApoll [5:59 PM]: you like that?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:59 PM]: yea
OApoll [5:59 PM]: you wanna see my body and stare at it?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:59 PM]: uh huh
OApoll [5:59 PM]: what else will you do?
IVIustangSVT2002 [5:59 PM]: tell u how fine u look
OApoll [6:00 PM]: that's it?
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:00 PM]: umm what else u want me 2 do?
OApoll [6:00 PM]: I dunno, be creative.
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:01 PM]: ill do w.e u want me 2 do
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:01 PM]: r u naughty or a good gurl?
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:01 PM]: just askin 2 c what mu limits r
OApoll [6:01 PM]: mmmm I can be a naughty girl
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:01 PM]: ok good
OApoll [6:02 PM]: I can be very naughty
OApoll [6:02 PM]: how naughty are you?
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:02 PM]: ok very good
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:02 PM]: more then u hehe
OApoll [6:02 PM]: really?
OApoll [6:02 PM]: what are you wearing now?
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:02 PM]: boxers
OApoll [6:02 PM]: mister naughty boy, lol
OApoll [6:02 PM]: oooohhh
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:03 PM]: lol
OApoll [6:03 PM]: I love guys in boxers
OApoll [6:03 PM]: yummy
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:03 PM]: lol hehe
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:03 PM]: hey babe i think im gonna go now
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:03 PM]: we have 2 talk about this when i get back on
OApoll [6:03 PM]: too hot for you?
OApoll [6:03 PM]: lol ok
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:03 PM]: hell no
OApoll [6:03 PM]: night sweetie
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:03 PM]: were just gettin started
OApoll [6:03 PM]: I understand
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:03 PM]: wait
OApoll [6:03 PM]: it's ok
OApoll [6:03 PM]: no, it's ok
OApoll [6:03 PM]: happens to a lot of guys
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:04 PM]: cab u just send me a good naked pic and i can have a good drePM
OApoll [6:04 PM]: Maybe tommorow if you are naughty enough with me, hehe
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:04 PM]: plz
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:04 PM]: hun
OApoll [6:04 PM]: hee hee
OApoll [6:05 PM]: (kiss) maybe tommorow
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:05 PM]: ok what iff i get naughty 4 u now
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:05 PM]: 4 5min
OApoll [6:05 PM]: no the mood is not the sPMe after you wussed out on me. We'll try again tommorow mistar naughty pants.
OApoll [6:05 PM]: I'm sleepy now anyway
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:05 PM]: pl zbabe
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:05 PM]: i wanna c apic of u
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:06 PM]: plz
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:06 PM]:
OApoll [6:06 PM]: buck up little trooper, it happens to a lot of boys. The first time is always scary.
OApoll [6:06 PM]: we'll try again tommorow
OApoll [6:06 PM]: night
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:06 PM]: babe dont leave
OApoll [6:06 PM]: (kiss)
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:06 PM]: plz
OApoll [6:07 PM]: I'll see you tommorow, I PM always on sugar.
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: just send 1
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: thats all i ask 1
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: plz hunny
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: i wont b able 2 sleep
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: :-[
OApoll [6:07 PM]: you're smooth to get a pic but not smooth to get me wet. You will suffer alongside me.
OApoll [6:07 PM]: till next time
OApoll [6:07 PM]: nighty nite
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: babe
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: no
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:07 PM]: ill get u wet
OApoll [6:08 PM]: too late now, I PM drier than a desert.
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: plz hunny
OApoll [6:08 PM]: it's late
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: just 1 more time
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: plz
OApoll [6:08 PM]: my daddy is gonna come it and he'll beat me like he always does.
OApoll [6:08 PM]: I have to go
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: ok hun
OApoll [6:08 PM]: nite
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: u promise ull send tomorrow?
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: ill get ur really wet huny
OApoll [6:09 PM]: we'll see how naughty you are. now bye before my daddy comes in and hits me again like last night.
OApoll [6:09 PM]: ok baby
OApoll [6:09 PM]: nite
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: ill beat ur dads ass he touches u
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: swet drePMs
OApoll [6:09 PM]: thanks
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: uh huh bye babe
OApoll [6:09 PM]: OH NO HE'S COMING!!!!!!
OApoll [6:09 PM]: bye
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: bye

do you have the one about the creamy fudgesicle?

that is disturbing

I was drunk and feelin saucy.

the grossest thing is that I bet you masturbated afterwards

Quote:OApoll [6:08 PM]: too late now, I PM drier than a desert.
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: plz hunny
OApoll [6:08 PM]: it's late
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: just 1 more time
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: plz
OApoll [6:08 PM]: my daddy is gonna come it and he'll beat me like he always does.
OApoll [6:08 PM]: I have to go
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: ok hun
OApoll [6:08 PM]: nite
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:08 PM]: u promise ull send tomorrow?
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: ill get ur really wet huny
OApoll [6:09 PM]: we'll see how naughty you are. now bye before my daddy comes in and hits me again like last night.
OApoll [6:09 PM]: ok baby
OApoll [6:09 PM]: nite
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: ill beat ur dads ass he touches u
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: swet drePMs
OApoll [6:09 PM]: thanks
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: uh huh bye babe
OApoll [6:09 PM]: OH NO HE'S COMING!!!!!!
OApoll [6:09 PM]: bye
IVIustangSVT2002 [6:09 PM]: bye

Pure genius. Can't wait till the deed is done.