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my 10,000 post will be a WBK AIM convo. I will not ask his permission to post it. Its scandelous!!!!
oh noes
thekman11: is "1111111" some sort of reference im missing?
arpikarhu: go ask your buddy, maybe he knows, but i doubt it
thekman11: you are such a girl
arpikarhu: yes , its true, i am a girl
thekman11: explains alot
arpikarhu: how quickly we turn
thekman11: whos we?
arpikarhu: you
thekman11: uhhhhhhh what?
arpikarhu: exactly
thekman11: yes because i tool on you, i am against you, sure
arpikarhu: no, thats not it
thekman11: ok
thekman11: what is it then?
arpikarhu: bingo!
thekman11: ugh
thekman11: i just wanted to know what "1111111" mans
thekman11: means
arpikarhu: you are getting warmer
thekman11: yay
thekman11: well i give up, so either you can tell me or nevermind
arpikarhu: i just did
thekman11: it went over my head
arpikarhu: oh
thekman11: i dont even get what we are talking about anymore
arpikarhu: see? you got it
thekman11: what does that have to do with me turning on you?
arpikarhu: thats why i do it
thekman11: whatever preoffesor vague
arpikarhu: thats not my name. i am not even a proffesor
thekman11: oh my bad
arpikarhu: exactly
thekman11: hahaha
arpikarhu: heeheehee
thekman11: you just love to piss people off dont you
arpikarhu: are you pissed?
thekman11: not at all
arpikarhu: then what makes you think i am trying?
thekman11: exactly
arpikarhu: see?
thekman11: bingo
arpikarhu: right!!
thekman11: ok!!
arpikarhu: it went over my head
thekman11: good
arpikarhu: exactly
thekman11: i am saving this converation, it is genius
arpikarhu: right back at ya
SoupSoupAD [12:13 AM]: remember when i fucked that tranny?
The Clear sTuFF [12:13 AM]: yeah, you were bragging for days
SoupSoupAD [12:14 AM]: yeah, she loves my band so much
The Clear sTuFF [12:14 AM]: is she deaf?
SoupSoupAD [12:14 AM]: no
The Clear sTuFF [12:14 AM]: damn
The Clear sTuFF [12:14 AM]: which one is it
SoupSoupAD [12:14 AM]:the one with the big tits, that i showed you a picture of
The Clear sTuFF [12:14 AM]: THAT WAS A GUY?
SoupSoupAD [12:14 AM]: you're gonna post this, arent you?
The Clear sTuFF [12:15 AM]: no
The Clear sTuFF [12:15 AM]: im not a faggot
SoupSoupAD [12:15 AM]: ha
The Clear sTuFF [12:15 AM]: i dont post convos
SoupSoupAD [12:15 AM]: you should
ok that was fake
:lol:
how come no one has posted a really personal AIM that may shake the board up and alter freindships in the process...I mean uhh, keep the wacky ones comin!
TheMojoPin: I'm sashaying.
Hawt Baux: that's too sexy
Hawt Baux: keep on sashaying
Hawt Baux: im going to grab the camera
TheMojoPin: I might break a hip, so hurry!
Hawt Baux: I'm doing this for artistic reasons
TheMojoPin: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!!!
TheMojoPin: I've been scarred before.
Hawt Baux: Until you walk out of the liquor store and see your half naked ass on a telephone pole?
TheMojoPin: That's a favor for the pole.
Hawt Baux: so is you grinding on it right?
Hawt Baux: these are all just "favors"
Hawt Baux: there's no film in this camera
Hawt Baux: I've been duped!
TheMojoPin: YOU'VE been duped?
TheMojoPin: I'VE been used.
Hawt Baux: We're in this together
Hawt Baux: but i'll be the first to call shenanigans!
TheMojoPin: No, you're on your own.
TheMojoPin: MY photos aren't on the web!
TheMojoPin: Oh, SNAP!
Hawt Baux: that's not nice
Hawt Baux: They're not?
Hawt Baux: now i call shenanigans!
Hawt Baux: I've seen you on those Voyuer sites
TheMojoPin: You paid for them?
Hawt Baux: Through Amy
Hawt Baux: she's not really an angel
Hawt Baux: she lies
TheMojoPin: I feel used again.
Hawt Baux: I'm gonna make you a star baby
Hawt Baux: birght lights!
Hawt Baux: headlines!
Hawt Baux: free cooch!
TheMojoPin: Free?
TheMojoPin: No more payment?
Hawt Baux: semi-used but still gooder!
Hawt Baux: we'll have to discuss all these terms of services with Ebay
Hawt Baux: but im sure they won't have a problem
TheMojoPin: I'm very valuable.
Hawt Baux: we'll set your price high
Hawt Baux: no direct eye contact if you offer under $10
Hawt Baux: and if you don't provide your necessities
TheMojoPin: What'll that get me?!
Hawt Baux: Red Stripe and a Hustler magazine
TheMojoPin: I'M SOLD.
FIoydswat: Hi
Jemo123: hi-who is this?
FIoydswat: it's froy
Jemo123: oh hi froy...whats going on?
FIoydswat: nothing much man
FIoydswat: i have a slight problem
Jemo123: ok
FIoydswat: i heard sephiroth is in some trouble and so are you
FIoydswat: what is that all about?
FIoydswat: i have been getting IM's like crazy
Jemo123: well could i ask you a question first?
FIoydswat: some sort of car accident
FIoydswat: yes?
Jemo123: why is it that "floydswat" is away and sleeping when you are IMing me with and I instead of and l?
FIoydswat: please do not turn this around on these semantics on my name
FIoydswat: i wanna know what the problem is
Jemo123: well i'm fine'
Jemo123: and seph just signed off, and told me something about a car accident...i have no idea whats going on
FIoydswat: i know you are fine but what about this person you hit with seph on the curb?
FIoydswat: ooh it was just seph?
FIoydswat: not you?
Jemo123: ok this isn't froy-who is it?
FIoydswat: this is froy i am on my other name when i do not want to be bothered
FIoydswat: please keep it to yourself
Jemo123: i didn't hit anyone on the curb, i don't even have a car
FIoydswat: ok well i am a little upset about the whole situation
FIoydswat: this could be bad for the board
Jemo123: what did you hear?
FIoydswat: i have been hearing bits and pieces from several members about you and sephiroth in a car and hitting someone on the curb
FIoydswat: if this gets back and affects the board i will have to ban you both
Jemo123: me? do you even know where i am?
FIoydswat: no i do not
Jemo123: i'm at school, 200 miles away from wherever seph is....i don't know how i got put into this
FIoydswat: hmm well i am glad to hear you were not involved
FIoydswat: i have yet to speak with sephiroth
FIoydswat: what is his AIM name?
Jemo123: hitokiri182
FIoydswat: ok i will straighten this out
FIoydswat: i hope you are being honest with me
FIoydswat: if i find out you were involved that will call for banishment
Jemo123: listen, i am in freaking maryland, i am hearing crazy stories from 4 people, my roomate is throwing up in the bathroom, and i don't know what the hell is going on
FIoydswat: why is he throwing up?
FIoydswat: does he know something?
FIoydswat: was he involved?
Jemo123: whoa-what are you talking about?
FIoydswat: I am asking if your roomate is involved in this hit and run
Jemo123: we are both in maryland, how in the world could we be involved in whatever you are talking about?
FIoydswat: I am just asking no need for that tone, I am trying to help and sort out this mess
Jemo123: well so am i
Jemo123: i just got back to my room and am getting really freaked out by a lot of people
FIoydswat: have you been drinking?
Jemo123: yeah i did drink, but i'm ok now, and i have no idea what anyone is talking about, so please explain what is going on
FIoydswat: ahh so you did drive drunk
FIoydswat: i knew you were lying
Jemo123: i don't even have a car to drive!!!!
Jemo123: i'm in god damn maryland
FIoydswat: not after you hit someone
FIoydswat: you ditched the car
Jemo123: hold on - so this is froy right?
FIoydswat: yes
Jemo123: tell me what e-mail i just sent you email from then.
FIoydswat: Look i am not playing these little games with you my friend i am trying to be helpful. Not my fault you ran someone over
Jemo123: i didn't run anyone over! i don't even have a car to run anyone over with! now either tell me what email i sent you a message from, or i'm assuming that you're someone else and lying to me
FIoydswat: assume what you want, but i hope you get life for vehicular manslaughter
Jemo123: without a vehicle?
Jemo123: i'm at college, i don't even have a car
FIoydswat: hey don't tell me your stories save it for the cops
Jemo123: ok "froy" whatever
FIoydswat: Maryland likely story
FIoydswat: some alibi
Jemo123: ok wow - this definately isn't froy
FIoydswat: yeah yeah blame me for your alcohol induced mistakes
FIoydswat: i suppose that definately wasn't a guy you hit with your car
FIoydswat: and he isn't dead
FIoydswat: you're gonna burn for this one
Jemo123: ok this is one of 3 people, and i'm not sure which one it is, and i am not fucking amused
FIoydswat: one of which three people?
FIoydswat: this i would love to hear
Jemo123: i only talked to 3 people since i got back to my room when you IMed me, and you're one of them, now who is this?
FIoydswat: well i am neither of those 3
FIoydswat: i am me
Jemo123: because there is no way this is froy
FIoydswat: believe what you want
FIoydswat: likely story
Jemo123: yeah ok
FIoydswat: tell it to maryland PD
Jemo123: you're froy right?
FIoydswat: hope the cuffs don't hurt much
FIoydswat: I do not want to be associated with a known felon, bye
:lol: :rofl: :rofl:
hahaha was that when froy made a big deal about SOMEONE using a similar screen name?
yeah
that is the best ever!

MORE MORE MORE!
GreasyPrincess71: So...how's it hangin, big boy
Upuauat: it cant be
Upuauat: Who be you?
GreasyPrincess71: the name should speak for itself
Upuauat: Its quite familiar
Upuauat: but its off a bit
GreasyPrincess71: yeah, well my memeory ain't so grea in my old age
GreasyPrincess71: nor my spelling
Upuauat: well?
Upuauat: Gonna confirm or deny my suspicions?
GreasyPrincess71: depends on what they are
Upuauat: Who are you?
GreasyPrincess71: I'm Batman!
Upuauat: LOL
Upuauat: Well
Upuauat: if you are who you think I are
Upuauat: then you know
Upuauat: that I need something better than that
GreasyPrincess71: if you are who you think I are???
Upuauat: before Im sure of who you are
Upuauat: UM
Upuauat: my spelling is off too
Upuauat: IF you are who I think YOU are
GreasyPrincess71: well, the old upu wouldn't be so poor a speller
GreasyPrincess71: how do i know i'm IM'ing with the old upu
Upuauat: upu huh?
Upuauat: I hated when people called me that
GreasyPrincess71: perhaps, perhaps.
Upuauat: your turn
GreasyPrincess71: quid co pro, is it?
GreasyPrincess71: Clarice
Upuauat: Yes it is
Upuauat: Ok ill give you another
Upuauat: Your current name is either a homage to one of my closest friends
Upuauat: or an attempt to insult one of my closest friends
Upuauat: and Wings don't like insults
GreasyPrincess71: more of in-the-middle
Upuauat: in the middle?
Upuauat: what does that mean?
GreasyPrincess71: not a homage, fully. not an insult, really. just fun ith the name
Upuauat: Which means?
GreasyPrincess71: just a name adopted to: see if it was really you, and not some shcmuck who likes egyptian gods
Upuauat: LOL
GreasyPrincess71: besides yourself, of course
GreasyPrincess71: :-)
Upuauat: Well
Upuauat: if you are who I think you are
Upuauat: you know that "YOU" value your privacy
Upuauat: and I wont give out any information unless Im 10000000 percent sure
Upuauat: you are you
GreasyPrincess71: oh, a very good guess. but no, not slash
Upuauat: LMAO
Upuauat: wheeeze
Upuauat: I wheezed
GreasyPrincess71: wheezed?
Upuauat: ahh then you must not be who I think you are
GreasyPrincess71: who knows who's who these days. most of us were personalities adopted to be online
Upuauat: True..Unless you got to know the person behind the personality
GreasyPrincess71: or think you knew.
GreasyPrincess71: do you still kep in touch with IP?
Upuauat: No
Upuauat: who are you?
GreasyPrincess71: o come on, just roll with it
Upuauat: no
GreasyPrincess71: you were always such a pain in th arse
Upuauat: Still am
Upuauat: so fess up...or conversation is over
GreasyPrincess71: well, at least you're consistent
GreasyPrincess71: always with such a strong arm. tsk tsk tsk
Upuauat: One more time
Upuauat: fess up
Upuauat: or conversation is over
GreasyPrincess71: spy vs. spy
GreasyPrincess71: long time no see, honey
Upuauat: whats the deal with this name?
GreasyPrincess71: name means nothing to you?
Upuauat: I think its BS
Upuauat: and the fact that you are still dwelling on that time
Upuauat: is a sad state of affairs
GreasyPrincess71: everyone should get a chance to remininsce
Upuauat: not like this
Upuauat: later
*** Upuauat signed off at Wed Mar 26 19:50:27 2003.
GreasyPrincess71: pissy lil biatch
GreasyPrincess71: you can't escape me
GreasyPrincess71: you can't run or hide
GreasyPrincess71: or block
GreasyPrincess71: my power reaches you beyond you little pitiful AIM
GreasyPrincess71: i will destroy you


UpuauatsEgo: You were always such an obtuse prick. You were not remebered with any love from the old board. Just want to make that clear. So, hope that strong armed, overcontrolling act of yours hasn't completely destroyed your personal life...though it'd probably serve you right. I don't know what was funnier, the Followuating you did with IP off the board, or the fake fights with Opak which b/c of both your fragile ego's would become real ones. Whatever the case, thanks for showing me why you are anthema to everyone from the old board. sometimes people need a reminder to know why they thought someone was an asshole in the first place. i don't what's more pathetic..you or the fact you were at WWF NY for the first Tough Enough
Upuauat: Why do you still care about any of that?
Upuauat: And I wasnt at WWF for the first Tough Enough
UpuauatsEgo: that was a shot in the dark. jaymohrbuddy was convinced you were
Upuauat: Seriously
Upuauat: why do you really care about anything that happened on the board?
Upuauat: that was what? 2 or 3 years ago?
UpuauatsEgo: i don't. but, when i saw you come up again on my buddylist...my interest was piqued
Upuauat: you created a name
Upuauat: just to talk to me
UpuauatsEgo: board has gone the way of the do-do anyway
Upuauat: I know it has
Upuauat: which is why I find it funny that you bring it up
UpuauatsEgo: justjon must have shit a brick when he saw your name
UpuauatsEgo: he probably still thinks fightclub is after him
Upuauat: thats ridiculous
Session Close (Upuauat)


UpuauatsEgo: you know what i don't get. how you can harp to me about remembering about years ago, when you yoursel reserrected that name of yours. what did you expect? there had to be some level of curiosity of the past
Upuauat: I didnt ressurect it
Upuauat: I always used it
Upuauat: I had it before the board
Upuauat: and I will keep it after the board
Upuauat: I installed a new program called trillian
Upuauat: and I opted not to block people who were not already on my buddylist
Upuauat: You however come to me with a gripe
Upuauat: that you have been holding on to
Upuauat: for some time
Upuauat: You bring up names I havent thought about in a while
UpuauatsEgo: nah...just that everyone saw that you were back. broguth back some memories. plus curiousity
Upuauat: everyone?
Upuauat: who is everyone
UpuauatsEgo: some others
Upuauat: They are not on my list either
Upuauat: if you are still talking about the past
Upuauat: then that is up to you and the others
UpuauatsEgo: hey, did anyone ever send you a pic of froy holding his cock. that went around, beleive it or not
Upuauat: nope
UpuauatsEgo: see, you've missed alot
Upuauat: and I rather not see it
Upuauat: What's the consensus on the show?
Upuauat: they miss it
UpuauatsEgo: most do
Upuauat: I saw Norton In NJ
Upuauat: bah
UpuauatsEgo: a bah..very opak of you
Upuauat: huh?
UpuauatsEgo: opak used to say bah didn't he
Upuauat: Dont know
UpuauatsEgo: or did he lift that from you?
Upuauat: its just a word
UpuauatsEgo: Kid A got Opak booted as mod
UpuauatsEgo: Kid A became a matyr on oa.com
Upuauat: these names are like blasts from the past
UpuauatsEgo: got under froy's skin till froy deleted him
Upuauat: wow
Upuauat: deleted huh?
UpuauatsEgo: when sean made cdih, he made kid a mod
UpuauatsEgo: yup
Upuauat: Is Kid A still there?
UpuauatsEgo: kid was mod for a few weeks till he did what many predicted...let modding get to his head, took things perosnal, then delted himself
UpuauatsEgo: it was hilarious actually
Upuauat: LOL
Upuauat: that is funny
UpuauatsEgo: he came back months later as a regular member
Upuauat: They let him in?
UpuauatsEgo: it's likecrack
DankedCDIH (12:56:10 PM): hey, arpi
arpikarhu (12:56:17 PM): yes
DankedCDIH (12:56:27 PM): are you able to log in?
arpikarhu (12:56:53 PM): no. nobody can. but if gooch asks you then say you dont want to talk to him and that yes you can get on the board
DankedCDIH (12:57:19 PM): noted
arpikarhu (12:57:39 PM): i have him convinced gonzo and jack and you agreed to ban him
DankedCDIH (1:00:17 PM): no problem
Quote:IVIustangSVT2002 [5:56 PM]: ::puppyface wit the wattery eyes::

I had to hold my nose when I read this so that I didn't start snorting at work
maybe I should start saving convos, I wanna play!
PatrickFnBateman: talk to me dammit
PatrickFnBateman: talk to me dammit
PatrickFnBateman: what's up
PatrickFnBateman: what's up
PatrickFnBateman: this is boring
PatrickFnBateman: this is boring
PatrickFnBateman: and not funny
PatrickFnBateman: and not funny
now you're slipping - stick with radio stations!

I love the fact that they keep responding to you.
Quote:Upuauat: Who are you?
GreasyPrincess71: I'm Batman!
Upuauat: LOL

just, wow.
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