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I QUIT

And here's my results
Dear Boss:
I can't take it any more! Your ape-like management style and mind-blowing lack of sex appeal have forced me to take action. Despite my unbelievable abilities and trend setting time spent in the bathroom you have never promoted me. As of today, I utterly and completely resign from this shrine to ineptness, to pursue a more titillating and personally fulfilling career as a street mime.

This company has been a living hell for me and I will miss very few of my fellow slaves and friends. I want to suggest a makeover. I'll never forget your ugly mug. This has been the utter low point of my career.

Sincerely,

BG

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I forgot to tell you guys, I went to see this musical (actually, it's more like a concert) at the Village Theater a couple weeks ago. If you have a chance and are as big of a fan of Janis Joplin as I am, go see it! It's just an amazing simple show. The set consists of just a band (Big Brother & the Holding Company...later the Kozmic Blues Band), a singing Janis, a second Janis who does all of the dialogue (which comes straight from letters to her family and interviews that she has given the press), and an unseen narrator. The 2 Janises interact with each other at different times throughout the show. The songs are of course great, and you gain a lot of insight into the correlation between Janis's life and her songs... of course, I cried, but it was mainly because of how powerful the songs became, they came right from her heart and from her feelings of inadequacy/isolation/not fitting in with society. She was a great bluesman. Another great talent wasted.

<center>TURTLE BLUES

Ah, I'm a mean, mean woman
And I don't mean no one man, no good, no.
I'm a mean, mean woman,
I don't mean no one man, no good.
I just treats 'em like I wants to
I never treats 'em, honey like I should.

Oh, Lord, I once had a daddy,
He said he'd give me everything in sight.
Once had a daddy,
Said he'd give me everything in sight.
Yes, he did
So I said, "Honey, I want the sunshine,
You take the stars out of the night.
Come on and give 'em to me, babe, 'cause I want 'em right now."

I ain't the kind of woman
Who'd make your life a bed of ease, ha ha ha ha!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not the kind of woman, no,
To make your life a bed of ease.
Yeah, but if you, if you just wanna go out drinkin', honey,
Won't you invite me along please.

Oh, I'll be so good to ya babe, yeah!
Whoa, go on!
I guess I'm just like a turtle
That's hidin' underneath its horny shell.
Whoa, whoa, oh yeah, like a turtle
Hidin' underneath its horny shell.
But you know I'm very well protected -
I know this goddamn life too well.

Oh! Now call me mean, you can call me evil, yeah, yeah,
I've been called much of some things around,
Honey, don't ya know I have!
Whoa, call me mean or call me evil
I've been called much of some things, all things around,
Yeah, but I'm gonna take good care of Janis, yeah,
Honey, ain't no one gonna dog me down.
Alright, yeah.</center>

FUCK SHIT COCKSUCKER SCUMBAG ASSFUCK DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTICK GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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why can't anything ever fucking go right? :disppointed: I wish money didn't exist.....the root of all problems

sorry, guys, I just needed to vent...

I can't even get my text to line-up goddammit!!!!



Edited By Spitfire on April 25 2002 at 10:31

So, what do you beleive in?

Quote:Babi & Baha'i faiths
Buddhism
Zen Buddhism
Catholic
Non-Roman Catholic (not in Communion with Rome)
Uniate Catholic/Eastern Rite
Orthodox (Eastern)
Jehovah's Witnesses
Latter Day Saints
Protestant & post-Reformation
Adventist
Advent Christian Church
Sabbatarian Adventists
Seventh-day Adventist
Seventh-day Adventist Church
Branch Davidians
African Methodist Episcopal Church
African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church
African Orthodox Church
African Protestant Church
African Zion Church
Christ's Sanctified Holy Church Colored
Anglican
Anglican Church of Canada
Anglican Orthodox Church
Anglican Rite Jurisdiction of the Americas
Church of England
Episcopalian
Baptist (D-X-f-#)
various "Brethren" groups
Friends (Quakers)
Lutheran
Mennonite
Amish
Methodist
Iglesia ni Cristo
Africa Inland Church
amaNazaretha
Church of the Lord, Aladura
Kimbanguist Church
Zaan Apostolic Church of God
Pentecostal
Reformed/Presbyterian
Apostolic
Calvinist
Central American Mission
China Christian Council
Charismatic Word
Christ Unity Science Church
Jesus Army
Jesus People USA
Jews for Jesus
Jimmy Swaggart audience
born-again
British-Israelism
Charismatic movement
Christian Identity Movement
Evangelicalism
Holiness/Holy
House Church Movement
Pentecostalism
Confucianism
cyberchurches
Church of the Bunny
Church of the Gerbil
Church of the Profit($)
Church of the Subgenius
First Church of Wintermute
Ice Cream Church
Unholy Church of the Octopus
Gurdjieff
Invisible College
astrology
Boehmenism
Philadelphian Society
Freemasonry
Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite
Rosicrucian
Ancient and Mystical Order of the Rosae Crucis
Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
Lectorium Rosicrucianum
Rosicrucian Fellowship
Theosophy
Temple of the Vampire
Hinduism
Jainism (G-XXIV-?-#)
Ashkenazi Judaism
Baghdadi Jews
Bene Israel
Chuetas
Ethiopian Jews
Falas Mora
Federation of Reconstructionist Congregations and Havurot
Gush Emunim
Karaites
kibbutzim
HaKibbutz HaDatai
Marranos
Mashhadi Jews
Messianic Judaism
P'nai Or Religious Fellowship
Quara
Reconstructionist Judaism
Samaritans
Sephardic Judaism
Venta Prieta Jews
United Synagogue of Conservative Judaism
United Synagogue of America
Donmeh
Izmirlis
Jacobite Donmeh
Koniosos
Orthodox Judaism
Union of Orthodox Jewish Congregations of America
Lubavitch Hasidism
Reform Judaism
Union of American Hebrew Congregations
Secular Humanistic Judaism
Society for Humanistic Judaism
World Union for Progressive Judaism
International Federation of Secular Humanistic Jews
Islam
Black Muslim movement
Darul Islam
Nation of Islam
Moorish Science Temple of America
Druze
Albakourat al-Durzeyat
Shiite
Alevis
Assassins
Nizaris
Seveners
Twelvers
Sufism
Druidism
Egyptian
Satanism
Church of Satan
Temple of Set
Wicca
Amway
Communism
Kimilsungism
Maoism
Marxism
Atlanteans
Star Trek
Star Wars
Tolkien Society
X-Files
Nature and Earth Based Religions
Paganism
Shamanism
Alaskan Athabaskans
Apache
Blackfoot
Chippewa
Choctaw
Cherokee
Cheyenne
Chickasaw
Comanche
Cree
Creek
Crow
Delaware
Ge
Inuit
Iroquois
Hopi
Kiowa
Lakota
Lumbee
Metis
Navajo
Obaku
Oglala Sioux
Ojibwa
Osage
Paiute
Pima
Potawatomi
Pueblo
Puget Sound Salish
Seminole
Shoshone
Sioux
Tlingit
Tohono O' Odham
Yaqui
Zuni
Church of the White Eagle Lodge
Native American Church
Hawaiian traditional religion
Modekngei
Bribri
Inca
Mapuche
Maya
Quechua
Pemon
True People
Taurepan
Agnostic
Atheist
American Atheists
Freethought
North Texas Church of Freethought
Humanist
Shinto
Fukko Shinto
Ryobu Shinto
Unitarian/Unitarian Universalist
Zoroastrianism
Solar Temple
Women's Federation for World Peace
Yoga
Yoga East

I was going through my collection today and was looking at some of the older ones and found some pretty embarassing CD's.

What are yours?

- Spice Girls - Spice World.... FUCK YOU AND DIE, god I dunno what i was thinking.... I can't go on.....

I had this convo with a friend last week and he thought I was sick. I find nothing wrong with having sex with your cousin, 1st or 21st who cares? Brothers and Sisters ok they're family that come from the same mother. But who cares about cousins? A hot aunt or uncle might even be arguable but I can see that might be wrong but a cousin? Come on that's practically a friend you see at times and nothing more in my mind. I loved my cousin, she was and is a good person. Even if she has become a full time lesbian now... I tried convincing her that I am not a good representative of the male race, sorry guys.

But either way, is it wrong or is it ok? what do you think and have you ever? or would you if you could?

Arpi, you're one sexxy faggit.

Old Western Movies

A jedge in the West comin from the South
with ruby sideburns, boy -
Always usin flowery languij -
The grim fightin hero's troubles
are always private -
He wants to know where "I fit in"
in herd wars -
Sometimes you see villains so ancient
you saw them in infancy
exaggerating in snow
their mustaches looking older
than yr father's grave -
"Thanks Marshall" - "I reckon" -
- I guess I better run on back
to Whisky Row, Colorada,
& marry an old Tim McCoy Gal
or turn off the tele vision, one -

- You gotta go a long way in the West
to find a good man -
So close the book,
The Courier, run by Steve, is a paper
wearing a sunbonnet.
Drive the cattle thru that silver wall,
help ladies to their hearse,
mouth in the sun,

That oughta do till Mexican Drygulcher
finds Redwing in the Shack
And Kwakiutls menstruate.
Old horses' necks by broken fences,
guns gone rust,
I guess the gang got shot.

Kid Dream
Hid
In the leaves

April 1958, Northport
Jack Kerouac

So...this used to come up a lot when I was younger and more filled with rage and angst. But the question is this:
If you could kill five (5) people and get away with it, who would they be and why would you kill them?

My list:
1) and 2) Daddy Mack and the Mack Daddy from Criss Cross...because little kids who were they're clothes backwards and inspire an entire race of children to do the same have just got to go.

3) Whoever is dating Pamela Anderson at present...just because I would like to think that I might still have a chance

I'll reserve my other two for a chance to trade up and get more kills or for more of an "A List" kill.

So I'm looking at yahoo news for another cut and paste story and I come across this...a slide show of Elmo, the muppet testifying on Capitol Hill in favor of Music Education.

Elmo and Congress. ELMO AT CONGRESS. I'm not the biggest fan or ... truster of the government but shouldn't they at least put on an air of professionalism and seriousness, not have FUCKING MUPPETS. Congress Should Not Be Cutesy. Elmo should be used to make children distracted, clap and joyful and cheerful, not Congressman! Even if you're not important, even if you're just figureheads for big business, the least we should expect is that you can expect like grown men, not clapping when a piece of felt puts on a song and dance for you.