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1. keyser
2. Danked
3. alkey
4. DIG
5. hedcold

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Soul singer Isaac Hayes quits 'South Park'

Tuesday, March 14, 2006; Posted: 9:29 p.m. EST (02:29 GMT)


Singer Isaac Hayes has provided the voice for "Chef" since 1997.
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'Chef' fed up with South Park (1:58)

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Soul singer Isaac Hayes said Monday he was quitting his job as the voice of the lusty character "Chef" on the satiric cable TV cartoon "South Park," citing the show's "inappropriate ridicule" of religion.

But series co-creator Matt Stone said the veteran recording artist was upset the show had recently lampooned the Church of Scientology, of which Hayes is an outspoken follower.

"In ten years and over 150 episodes of 'South Park,' Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslim, Mormons or Jews," Stone said in a statement issued by the Comedy Central network.

"He got a sudden case of religious sensitivity when it was his religion featured on the show." (Watch how 'Chef" got fed up with the show -- 1:58)

He added: "Of course we will release Isaac from his contract, and we wish him well."

In a statement explaining his departure from the show, Hayes, 63, did not mention last fall's episode poking fun at Scientology and some of its celebrity adherents, including actor Tom Cruise.

Rather, Hayes said the show's parody of religion in general was part of what he saw as a "growing insensitivity toward personal spiritual beliefs" in the media, including the recent controversy over cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammad.

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs ... begins," Hayes said.

The crudely animated cartoon, heading into its 10th season next week as one of Comedy Central's biggest hits, centers on the antics of four foul-mouthed fourth graders in the town of South Park, Colorado.

Outlandish religious satire has been a mainstay of the show since its debut on the Viacom Inc.-owned network in 1997. The series grew out of two short films by Stone and collaborator Trey Parker -- "Jesus vs. Frosty" and "The Spirit of Christmas," the latter featuring a martial-arts duel between Jesus and Santa Claus over the true meaning of Christmas.

Hayes, the first black composer to win an Oscar for best song with his theme to the 1971 film "Shaft," gained renewed fame on "South Park" as the voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy, the school cafeteria cook whom the boys often seek out for advice.

In an episode last fall, one of the gang, Stan, scores so high on a Scientology test that church followers think he is the next L. Ron Hubbard, the late science-fiction writer who founded the religion. Hayes did not take part in that episode.

In an interview with Reuters late last year, Hayes talked about a foundation he formed to bring Scientology-based study techniques to disadvantaged inner-city schools, in partnership with fellow devotee Lisa Marie Presley.

"But it's not religious," he said then, describing himself as Baptist by birth and Scientology as "an applied religious philosophy."

Comedy Central spokesman Tony Fox said producers have not decided whether Chef would be dropped from the show or continued with another actor supplying his voice.

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He had ordered 3 services that total 470 and with a 20 dollar discount come to 450. The prices break down to 275, 75, & 120. So he is telling me that he added those numbers and it comes to 450, not 470, so with the discount it should indeed be 430, not 450. So I asked him how did he get 450 by adding 275,75 and 120? "BY UHHH ADDING THEM!!!".

So I said, 275 and 75 is 350, right?

yes

so how can adding 120 to 350, come to 450?

UHH, HOLD ON ...... carry the 1 and 3.... YEAH 450!

yeah but wouldnt adding a 100 to 350, be 450?

yes

but we're adding 120, not 100

ok, so?...

.......

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*ofcourse you will moron!



































* I didnt actually say that but I did scream it on the inside!

best food ever? my vote is yes.

well!!!

Since no one is talking...

two nights ago I got pulled over by a NY trooper for rolling through a 3-way stop sign half mile from my house.




I didn't get a ticket.

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AOL finally launched their free tv service. i'm watching an episode of growing pains right now and its pretty sweet. few things though
1. need to use windows xp
2. need to use IE 6
3. need to have media player 10
then some aol plug in installs. i'm sure if theres something weird going on with the plug in people will be bitching about it in a few days

anyway, i'm getting my full bandwidth dl (5 Mb/sec) and you can start watching before it fully downloads.

there doesn't seem to be any ads in the show yet, i'm 7 1/2 minutes in

i hope this leads to other companies doing the same thing, i don't mind watching something streaming and possible with ads as long as its free and easy to use, and decently quality, which this is

...a dick on someones eyes, do you know what you get?





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