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  Marissa Miller
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 01-09-2006, 03:20 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (47)

has become the recipient of all my unpure thoughts....

that is all.

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  Howard Stern's First Show On Sirius
Posted by: Keyser Soze - 01-09-2006, 11:40 AM - Forum: O&A General Show Discussion - Replies (55)

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I won't be streaming it for long, because i'm taking my sirius with me to work, but enjoy it while it lasts, i'm sure there will be other streams online as well.

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  Can anyone give me a real good assessment of Brokeback Mtn?
Posted by: fast_cheap_outofcontrol - 01-09-2006, 04:36 AM - Forum: Entertainment Unlimited - Replies (8)

As groundbreaking as Citizen Kane.

All the drama of Gone with the Wind.

Leaps tall buildings like superman?

Has all the class of a New Years day parade?

Should have been named Humpback Mtn?

I want to know, I don't want to spend the money, on principle.

I don't want to seem like a geek and not know the real truth about this flick.

Is it a chick flick?

Is it a date movie?

Would you take Mom to see it?

Would you take your heterosexual lover to see it?

How about your gay/lesbo lover?

What's the buzz?

Is it worth 7.50 to see? Confusedhock:

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  GET THE ROPE BOYS, LMMFAOAOAOAGGDWHD
Posted by: Adolf - 01-09-2006, 03:36 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (40)

Registered Users: Adolf, Goatweed, JerseyThunder


TFEC, I hope you're driving the shortbus and it's filled to capacity.

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  Ladies... get your vaginas all moist
Posted by: Adolf - 01-09-2006, 02:35 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (21)

To prove that this kitty is not above putting in his work, I present to you.

The sweet soulful stylings of Adolf

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  Those were the days, my friends.
Posted by: fast_cheap_outofcontrol - 01-08-2006, 09:32 PM - Forum: SportsCenter - Replies (2)

[Image: DodgersYearBook54.jpg]

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  Joking around - give yerself a hernia from laughing********
Posted by: fast_cheap_outofcontrol - 01-08-2006, 08:20 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (26)

Subject: Jokes from a Muslim Comedian


Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef .


May be a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a
Palestinian perspective... YEAH SURE!


____
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
_____
On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the
bathroom the entire time.
There was a sign on the door that said, "Occupied."
_____
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
_____
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
_____
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"?
It bombed!
_____
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia ? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial
nudity!
_____
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel !
_____
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
_____
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police.
"Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted
to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins.
All I said was, 'I'm dying to get laid!'"
_____
What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
_____
Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
_____


Big Grin :wink: Tongue :wink:

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  You ever get so bored that you..
Posted by: Adolf - 01-08-2006, 07:54 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (22)

take one of your dried up piss cakes from the litter box and start playing with it?

It's cheap and easy fun if you are ever bored.

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  The newest registered user is CatholicPriest
Posted by: Adolf - 01-08-2006, 07:53 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (5)

I expect hilarity at any second now.

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  what the fuck...
Posted by: fbd - 01-08-2006, 06:26 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (9)

i go on vacation for a few days, and i come back to star child redux. weak as hell

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