has become the recipient of all my unpure thoughts....

that is all.

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I won't be streaming it for long, because i'm taking my sirius with me to work, but enjoy it while it lasts, i'm sure there will be other streams online as well.

As groundbreaking as Citizen Kane.

All the drama of Gone with the Wind.

Leaps tall buildings like superman?

Has all the class of a New Years day parade?

Should have been named Humpback Mtn?

I want to know, I don't want to spend the money, on principle.

I don't want to seem like a geek and not know the real truth about this flick.

Is it a chick flick?

Is it a date movie?

Would you take Mom to see it?

Would you take your heterosexual lover to see it?

How about your gay/lesbo lover?

What's the buzz?

Is it worth 7.50 to see? hock:

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TFEC, I hope you're driving the shortbus and it's filled to capacity.

To prove that this kitty is not above putting in his work, I present to you.

The sweet soulful stylings of Adolf

Subject: Jokes from a Muslim Comedian


Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef .


May be a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a
Palestinian perspective... YEAH SURE!


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Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
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On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the
bathroom the entire time.
There was a sign on the door that said, "Occupied."
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What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
_____
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
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Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"?
It bombed!
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What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia ? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial
nudity!
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Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel !
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Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
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A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police.
"Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted
to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins.
All I said was, 'I'm dying to get laid!'"
_____
What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
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Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
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:wink: :wink:

take one of your dried up piss cakes from the litter box and start playing with it?

It's cheap and easy fun if you are ever bored.

I expect hilarity at any second now.

i go on vacation for a few days, and i come back to star child redux. weak as hell