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Putin Robs Kraft

how many of you are officially friends with quikstop?!?!

Wikipedia.

I know, this is cutting edge stuff here, but that site just fucking rules.

How whenever Steinbrenner has one of his very public "calling out" of the team or the manager or whatever, the Yankees win right after it.

It only validates the approach of the Donald Trump School of Management where "the boss" says "do better" "get it done faster" "time is money" and other such useless platitudes.

What's a PM?

What do you know about these people?

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I know a lunatic who said he spoke with someone over the phone from this company and they told him for $175 he could fly down to Tennesse and they would give him the world.

Please tell me how much of scam this is so i can laugh unmercifully.

Same place Danked takes his little sister for her birthday! Fuddruckers! I had the Portabella & Swiss burger and while soggy, it was delicious.

So what did you get, HedCold?

So on the way home from work Friday, I stop and get a 12-pack of Honey Brown, do my laundry, and start organizing my closet. 9 HB's later I go out to the Palms where I win $20. Could have been better, could have been worse. I get 2 jack and cokes while there, get home, and have one last beer before calling it a night at around midnight.

Saturday I start drinking at 10:30am, finish the remaining 2 honey brown's, finish organizing my closet, and get a 12 of Labatts. It had been almost a year since they had Labatts, so it was quite a treat. Have 7 of these, list some crap on eBay, and call it a night around midnight again.

Sunday I start drinking at 11am, finish listing shit on eBay, finish the 5 Labatts by 2:00, go out to get a bite to eat and an 18 pack of MGD.

Now it's almost midnight, I've been drinking for over 12 hours, have had 11 MGD's (that's 16 total for the day), and I feel perfectly fine. Usually by now I'd have a headache or feel tired (albeit not drunk) and just go to sleep. The only reason I will stop drinking is that I have to wake up at 5 to go to work tomorrow. And the fact of the matter is I will get up in time, shave, shower, go to work, do what needs to get done, and come home. During the course of the week I will finish off the remaining 7 beers, list the rest of my eBay shit, pay my bills, and go to work every single day.

But the fact still remains that I have consumed 35 beers over the course of 55 hours. I've drank a lot in my time, but I'm pretty sure this sets some kind of personal record. Yet at the same time, I got everything accomplished that I had intented to (closet/eBay crap), and will work a full 40-hour week. Still, there is that slight doubt in the back of my head that I am seriously fucked up and might want to at least consider the possibility of stopping drinking for at least a few weeks.

So, would this constitute as a drinking problem? Keep in mind I have drank like this (granted not 35, but somewhere near there) consistently over the last several weekends. I have missed one day of work all year (during March Madness when I was actually a little bit sick) and have paid every single bill on time. My grammar and overall typing skills also seem to be better than about 92% of the country under sober circumstances.

My inclination would be that I'm just fine, but then again my opinion is probably a little bit biased...

I can't imagine better than Nina Gordon's covers of "18 and Life" and "Straight Outta Compton".

Prove me wrong.

Link to (or use yousendit.com) your favorite cover song. Winners don't get a damn thing.