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Iron Mike: http://www.break.com/index/compilation_o...uotes.html

I laugh at tsunami's and hurricanes!!

Outside my window right now it looks like a Discovery Channel documentary on the arctic plains.

The most annoying thing, worse than Jar Jar Binks, worse than Greedo shooting first, worse than Hayden Christensen's acting is droid sarcasm & humor. It's interspersed throughout the entire first 3 episodes (ie. I, II, III) and it's just atrocious.

I don't know why I love these guys but I do.

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HOLY FUCK, if it weren't for the country people and JT there would be NO WHITE PEOPLE ON THIS FUCKING SHOW AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaghetti-O's and Beef Raviolis!

I haven't ate that crap in at least 20-25 years, but I used to love Chef Boyardee so much back then. I wrestled with the idea of either buying the regular Spag-O's or the Spag-O's with the little slices of hot dog in them, and I finally decided to just stick with the basics and see how it goes. I just bought 1 can of each (1- Spag-O and 1 BR) and haven't tried them yet but rest assured I'll review the experience when the time comes.

I guess I've reached a point in my life where I want to try a lot of the things I liked when I was younger - this is what things have come to. Next time I think I'll buy some of those little drink bags, I think they're called Capree Suns or something like that - if they're still around. Those things were so cool when they first came out. I mean, a drink IN A BAG, people! Genius! You were the coolest when you pulled one of those out of your KISS lunch boxes back in the 3rd grade.

And I would like to apologize to Ken for taking this long to recognize Arpi's true greatness.

I was taking a shit a couple weeks ago in the gym locker room and was reading some of the entertaining writing on the stall walls. Included were lines such as,
-for a blowjob be here Friday at 4pm, bring a used jock strap as payment
-if your a fag kill yourself
-Fuck Bush!
-Nice cock
-Mmm your shit smells yummy!
-Fuck you faggot!
-Jerk off, it’s okay!
…And other stuff I can’t remember

So I was bored and had a pen so figured I’d add something to it. I drew a couple of swastikas with WHITE POWER written beneath them, kill all niggers, if you hate niggers as much as I do, call (my former employer’s number), let’s chat! and God is a nigger lover. About a week later I visited the stall again and someone had crossed out all my entries! My bathroom graffiti was censored! I was appalled. What the fuck is this country coming to when you can’t even post disgusting hate-filled messages in a bathroom stall?! Not just a regular bathroom stall either, but a locker room stall. What a fucking disgrace.